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有一天,有一個養雞的人家,手上抱著ㄧ隻雞經過了河邊, 結果他ㄧ不小心手滑了(不是按到噓) 雞就撲通的掉入水中了,他很難過的大哭,結果河神就出現了, 養雞人:萬能的河神阿,我的雞掉進河裡了,你能幫我找嗎。 河神:請問你掉的是這隻金雞嗎?: 養雞人:不是的 河神:那這枝銀雞呢? 也不是。養雞人很堅定的說著 最後河神拿出了一隻很普通的雞,養雞人看到了,就說那隻才是他的, 結果河神因為它的誠實,把三隻雞都給了他。(金雞生金蛋,銀雞可以生銀蛋) 這個過程被依個隔壁壞心的養鴨人聽到了 於是他就抓著他們家的鴨子,也想要如法炮製一番。 當他經過那條河時,他就把手中的鴨子給丟了進去。 結果 呱呱! 鴨子就游走了 留下養鴨人ㄧ臉的錯愕 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.225.160.91
tcpic:XD 07/12 08:46
pkokqk:XDD 沒想到鴨子是會遊泳的 07/12 08:50
whoze:XD我笑了~ 鴨子游阿游 07/12 08:54
hsnu98251:出乎意料的結局XD 07/12 09:02
flfs:XD 07/12 09:05
bluemoony:XDDDDDDDD 07/12 09:11
markcoco:XD 呱呱! 07/12 09:11
leicheong:XD 07/12 09:24
bensoncat: XD 07/12 09:26
jackilee:XD 07/12 09:29
superlubu:看到鴨子我就猜到... 不過很好笑 XD 07/12 09:31
LiconMayko:口瓜! XD 07/12 09:31
sakulayo:很XD 07/12 09:31
Yhau13:XD 07/12 09:38
lovemak:小霞:去吧...可達鴨 可達鴨:呱@<>@(?) 07/12 09:38
AlexanderXXX:GJ 07/12 09:41
chelong666:XD 07/12 09:41
royalksdmc:不錯阿 07/12 09:43
RMice:XD 07/12 09:45
vincentlan:XD 07/12 09:47
icemirage:最後一句去掉會更有笑點 XD 07/12 09:49
ckshchen:XD 07/12 09:50
s1470258:大笑 07/12 09:57
kikuno:河神:今天公休不營業? XDD 07/12 10:00
abc1234586:XD 07/12 10:05
bheegrl:XD 07/12 10:04
krara:哎呀,手滑~XD 07/12 10:05
NUKnigel:XDDDDDDDDD 07/12 10:08
guohua0931:真的是猜不透阿,忘了鴨子會滑水... 07/12 10:14
forbiddens:看到鴨子我也有想到蘇慧倫! 07/12 10:15
panasony:XD 07/12 10:16
julian30320:XD 07/12 10:22
malaimo:XDD 07/12 10:23
Kimnara:河神:你掉的是這隻金歐陽鋒 還是這隻銀歐陽鋒呢? 07/12 10:28
lindalinda:其實看到第二句我就笑了.... 07/12 10:29
AVK:XD 07/12 10:31
shagojoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 10:35
Melson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 10:35
Jabez:XDDDDDDDDD 有笑有推 07/12 10:40
judges:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 10:44
wasiqoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 10:45
kerodoro:哈哈XD 07/12 10:45
belucky:笑出來了XD 07/12 10:45
mrcat:XDDDD 07/12 10:46
kevinfu619:不小心手滑了 不是按到噓XDDD 07/12 10:49
R6:難得一見好就可 有笑有推XDDDDDDD 07/12 10:50
thomasqqq:XDDDD 07/12 10:52
ubiqui:瓜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 10:53
nullchung:XDDD 07/12 10:54
loioi:XDDD 07/12 10:54
kotw15:笑點歸位了...... 07/12 10:56
suinegoast:看到鴨子就猜到他會游走了,不過有創意還是給你個推! 07/12 10:56
forgeter:阿 不小心按到噓 07/12 10:57
freewash:其實有一點騙人的味道,原PO真是厲害~ 07/12 10:57
forgeter:ㄚ我又游回來了 07/12 10:57
gameking16:XD 07/12 10:58
demonazx:XD 07/12 10:59
kkforyou:好樣的!!!!讚 07/12 11:00
Anderpiece:XD 07/12 11:05
uesctw1: 丫我又游出去了 07/12 11:06
maxwellpig:有XD到 07/12 11:08
OldYellowDog:XD 07/12 11:11
lynx:不小心手滑,按到推了 07/12 11:12
hadada:XDDDD 07/12 11:13
meanme:不小心手滑按到推了 賞你一個XD XD 07/12 11:14
momo2585:推XDDD...把最後一句去掉真的更有笑喔XD 07/12 11:16
seiyaku:推 結果他ㄧ不小心手滑了(不是按到噓) 07/12 11:22
xmiracle:XDDD 07/12 11:25
kanedino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 11:25
tamama2nd:不錯,不過我猜到結局了 07/12 11:28
pobomin:XD 07/12 11:30
adamcha:呱呱! 07/12 11:31
wayne0503:XD 07/12 11:31
a0a0a00:西斯在哪裡 07/12 11:33
a0a0a00:靠..這是JOKE版 07/12 11:33
culala:幫樓上贖罪XD 07/12 11:34
snailpon:西斯在哪裡XDDDDD 07/12 11:34
PacificBlue: 07/12 11:36
Ericfay:XD 07/12 11:39
snailpon:某樓看到有雞就以為是西斯版-.- 07/12 11:40
microcarpa:有創意又好笑 XD 07/12 11:41
bounty5254:你要北京烤鴨還是當歸鴨!? 請選擇... 07/12 11:43
newp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 11:45
IsKen:XDDDDDDDD 07/12 11:47
sakulayo:好清流呀 XD 07/12 11:50
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hiter:XD 07/12 11:53
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pureshore:XD 07/12 11:56
demonazx:XD 07/12 12:17
xtxml:靠,不能不推XDDDDD 07/12 12:21
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xhank76:XD 07/12 12:27
hate56:XD 07/12 12:28
imcbdcbd:XD 07/12 12:30
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fk0210: XD 07/12 12:30
asyun:XDDD 07/12 12:31
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abc85109:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 07/12 12:36
yellowgolem:好!好!好! 07/12 12:36
Listesso: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 07/12 12:37
jois0221:好久沒聽到這麼純樸的joke了, 給你愛的一發! 07/12 12:42
xiaoa:被騙到了 XDD 07/12 12:41
iserven:希斯在哪裡XD 07/12 12:44
h2243398:有笑有推XD 07/12 12:45
cubic1986:這明明是就可版XD 07/12 12:46
stevo8968:清流XD 07/12 12:47
son090:害我忍不住笑出來哈哈 07/12 12:48
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Kueishou:我有猜到 XDDDD 07/12 12:50
CMD:XD 07/12 12:51
shone0431:酷喔!!有動物的笑話最好笑了! 07/12 12:51
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BearComing:讓他爆吧~哈哈XD 07/12 12:53
pao0111:XD 07/12 12:55
storyb96267:推阿~ 07/12 12:56
ayu2006:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 12:57
xpasser:XD 07/12 12:57
songyyy:清流也XD 07/12 13:00
mouse751117:XD 07/12 13:03
blacksword:最近最好笑的一篇~~XD 07/12 13:06
dingirgir:XD 07/12 13:07
imcbdcbd:有動物的笑話最好笑了 <<<<<<<<<<看到這句我在笑一次XD 07/12 13:08
coob:呱呱XD 07/12 13:08
A7346915:這篇笑點太多了XD 07/12 13:10
MilesDavis:偷藏注音文 07/12 13:12
lisine:XD 07/12 13:14
and760224:XD 好笑~~ 07/12 13:19
godgunman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 13:22
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Halleluiah:XDDD 07/12 14:08
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jeffasdog:推清流 07/12 14:13
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Ark727:XDDDD 07/12 14:19
likehate:呱呱呱XD 07/12 14:22
jason0124:幹~~~有好笑ㄝXDDDD 07/12 14:30
weisun:XDDDDDDDDDD PUSH 07/12 14:31
kiki1219:XDDDDDDDDD 07/12 14:32
NTYAN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 14:40
jacky336:XDDDD 07/12 14:47
giftim:XD 07/12 14:48
businessman9:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 14:54
iGao:我終於來到就可版了XDD 07/12 15:04
kobolin:XDDDDDDDD 07/12 15:04
cpc:XD 07/12 15:06
jcboy:我還以為河神會拿出ㄊ一ˋㄍㄧ(鐵雞)出來 07/12 15:16
edenas:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 15:29
AngelLena:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑 好好笑 07/12 15:39
hungwei0810:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 07/12 15:40
chhtaiwan:清流推一個 XD" 07/12 15:48
alexh2o:笑到翻 07/12 16:07
pichuanlin:有笑有推... 07/12 16:08
piccfluteolo:呱 @<>@ 07/12 16:13
Leeng:那個"呱呱" 有讓我笑到 07/12 16:17
nbmrockon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 16:17
ix54783:XD 07/12 16:34
cdan:轉錄至看板 CYSH-90-305 07/12 16:43
i5489110:令人淡淡的愁悵~~孤鴨遠影碧山盡,惟見長江天際流 07/12 16:41
kenji0403:XDDDDD 07/12 16:44
coldleaf:這篇有笑點又有笨點...XDD 07/12 16:55
yjw691:XDDDDDDD 幹 後勁真強 07/12 16:55
oioallen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 16:55
nokia1200:笑點在哪裡? 07/12 16:57
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 17:06
drows:補血~~~還有,笑點在:養鴨人沒想到鴨子會游泳... 07/12 17:07
revivalworld:XD 07/12 17:12
poca:XDD 07/12 17:15
water4567:XDDDDDD 07/12 17:20
r0930:有笑有推XD 07/12 17:24
a2354:超好笑 07/12 17:29
Guiltiness:XD 我會游泳呀,你白痴喔? 呱~ 07/12 17:30
alyson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 17:30
j33669:XDDDD 07/12 17:34
LeonPPK:轉錄至看板 ILSH_92312 07/12 17:39
LeonPPK:點到我笑穴了 借轉班版 07/12 17:39
OrzHighlight:XDDDDDD 07/12 17:57
mminlyrics:八卦勒? 07/12 18:21
jaiyalas:XDDDDDD 07/12 18:23
scatr:暴.... 07/12 18:24
Satyria:爆 07/12 18:30
sonia08:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 18:39
ilikeeat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 18:47
DKnight:無聊死了 可以噓嗎? 07/12 18:51
zhimu:轉錄至看板 NDHU-His96 07/12 18:52
niyuanyuan:默默的笑了 07/12 18:55
jkluio789:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 19:01
xxx22088:有笑有推 07/12 19:01
sunalmon:有"效"有推... 07/12 19:15
diabolic:XDXD 07/12 19:32
lorenzero:看到鴨子就想到了 07/12 19:38
makoto888:鴨子是會游泳的XD 07/12 19:54
intotherain:後勁好強XD 07/12 19:56
iomk0525:結果隔壁養魚的也看到了...就............. 07/12 20:02
ilyvonne:媽的....真有創意XD 07/12 20:08
yuweima:不錯XD 07/12 20:17
ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 20:18
jhs90523:手滑了 07/12 20:22
Addidas: 07/12 20:23
jhs90523:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 20:24
AllenbeaR:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 20:33
UK0607:有些白癡會意不到笑點是怎麼樣? 07/12 20:41
e123342001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 20:46
tomatojohn:哈哈,有笑有推!!XD 07/12 20:55
Zerocks:XDDDDDDD 07/12 21:31
shiuan409:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 22:01
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 22:31
afficionado:推西斯在哪裡 07/12 23:17
supermen:不錯咧XDDD 07/12 23:29
liaso2:XD 07/12 23:44
norikawang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 23:51
tranceport:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/12 23:51
paradiseK:XD 07/12 23:52
suckurass:整個推...好笑 07/12 23:53
WaSiTiman:呱呱 07/13 00:48
scoro:轉錄至看板 scutran_city 07/13 01:02
dontkissme:超好笑的! 07/13 01:09
strawberi:很好! 07/13 02:42
iceafu:XD 07/13 03:16
leemt:給你一個GJ! 07/13 06:09
JOHNJJ:轉錄至看板 CCSH_91_320 07/13 07:22
kzntkt:噓文的人是怎樣 07/13 07:26
kusosnake:XDD 07/13 07:51
lisab:^^ 07/13 08:19
comlcs:=.= 07/13 08:24
popshake:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 08:27
pobomin:XD 07/13 09:10
yanis:囧rz 07/13 09:11
miajing:XDDDD 07/13 09:17
aldoley:太好笑了XD 07/13 10:46
feedingdream:去掉最後一句還是比較好 07/13 11:29
spinlove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 11:35
Taichun318:這個好笑 呵呵 07/13 12:55
zealotofsc:有笑有推XDDDDDDD 07/13 13:31
singingmask:XDDD 07/13 13:57
kyhkyh:XD 07/13 14:24
DaDaDaLa:XD 07/13 14:26
crazyhare:呱呱XDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 15:58
chriswen:呱呱XDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 16:23
e761031:呱呱XDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 16:51
jeff78823:XD 07/13 17:17
nnya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/13 19:55
fudou:XD 07/13 19:58
Leeng:呱呱~ 留下我一臉錯愕 07/13 20:17
wwman:鴨人家罵:x!河神:你要金的x還是銀的x呢? 07/13 20:20
chenguanwen:有笑有推~ 07/13 21:08
QoiiwWe:其實我也想到歐陽豐xdd 07/14 00:23
pinkflower:"有動物的笑話最好笑了!" 看到這句我也又笑了一次XDD 07/14 00:47
tommy61007:有笑有推 07/14 03:59
FirstAngel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 看到最後一句馬上笑出來 07/14 05:29
peter1990722:清流!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 10:47
littlewanzz:很好笑阿 XDDD 07/14 13:09
MarioPuzo:XD 07/14 14:02
Georgebyebye:XDDD 07/14 15:47
DarrenLee:好笑斃了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/14 16:11
hellobinbin:清流阿 07/14 16:28
Zeroyeu:XDDDD 07/14 17:00
winmaylin:怎麼有點感人阿XD 07/14 20:25
Sannyasin:XD 07/14 21:36
leafcoin:XDDDDDDDDD 07/15 11:47
hyjie:XDDDD 07/15 16:22
zaqwsxcde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/15 18:44
i14d14:XD 07/15 21:11
elese27:XD 07/18 13:46
an413c:XDDDDD 第二句就笑出來了 07/21 12:08
WineCheese:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/10 06:05
inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 08/15 20:58
candc46:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/26 00:07
PandaWang:好妙!!!!! 10/17 19:55
can15air:哈哈 kuso的好啊XD 10/30 15:40
guhong:我笑了 11/03 11:36
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jonnydamon:朝聖 98.6.30 06/30 09:20
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