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讓我想到一個上古時期的笑話 有人辦完事之後發現 套子沒有跟著出來 掉在裡面 兩人都很緊張 於是男的跑到廚房拿了一雙筷子 想把它夾出來 夾著夾著 東西還沒出來 筷子又掉進去了 兩人最後都放棄了 最後孩子出生後 發現他 頭戴著一頂透明帽子 雙手拄著拐杖 幹 笑話老到我嘴角都生蜘蛛網笑不出來了 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.164.89.110
Xhocer:我聽過的版本是夾出兩個套子 08/19 13:50
asadman1523:套子經過日月精華進化成素肚 08/19 13:53
fate201:妹妹的橡皮_ 08/19 14:08
i14d14: 艇 08/19 14:11
iv1105:嬰兒:請問你掉的是金套子、銀套子、還是這個素肚? 08/19 14:22
QwwwwwwwQ:推1F XDDDDDD 08/19 14:25
zebra01:我聽的版本是夾著夾著前男友就被夾出來了 08/19 14:37
Frater:他生出了一個鄧不利多? 08/19 14:45
flydogbus:鄧不利多 多不利鄧 鄧及是多 多即是鄧 08/19 14:47
kerlakerla:樓上XD 08/19 14:54
m2488663:鄧屁喔幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:55
Guerrieri:我聽的版本是原本沒戴套 拔出來的時候戴套 08/19 15:04
tezuka1115:鄧不利多我笑了 XDDD 有抄心經有推 XDDDDDDD 08/19 15:13
flyingbubble:鄧不利多XDDDDD 08/19 15:15
b852258:為什麼抄心經會打到我的笑點 憋笑好痛苦XDDDD 08/19 15:15
sexxes:幹嘛抄心經啦... 08/19 15:17
nk7260ynpa:推 flydogbus:鄧不利多 多不利鄧 鄧及是多 多即是鄧 08/19 15:20
beyondboy:霹靂狂推鄧來鄧去~ 08/19 15:25
gungunit:是在鄧三小XDDDD 08/19 15:31
felaray:..........在鄧甚麼啦!! 08/19 15:34
ILPHYS:推flydogbus:鄧不利多 多不利鄧 鄧及是多 多即是鄧 08/19 15:37
alan1943:是在鄧什麼啦XDDDD 08/19 15:41
s1s2s3s4:推 flydogbus:鄧不利多 多不利鄧 鄧及是多 多即是鄧 08/19 15:45
william5h:你是在心經什麼啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 15:50
dick732032:推抄心經 08/19 15:51
softseaweed:XDDD 08/19 15:58
VoyagerKid:鄧不利多心經太屌了XDD 08/19 16:02
tryagain4x:念起來好像有一點順口XDD 08/19 16:05
chiick:靠悲XDDDDDDDDDDD你事在鄧殺小啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 16:07
sing129:這男的一定沒有看過橡皮擦的故事 08/19 16:10
DOGGYBEAR:幹鄧不立多是三小! 完全超展開啊啊啊啊啊啊XDDDDDD 08/19 16:11
Harute:幹鄧不利多讓我笑超久 XDDD 08/19 16:11
easy618:幹鄧啥小阿XD 08/19 16:20
dcfc:笑到肚子痛…… 08/19 16:46
Halu5566:鄧不利多心經XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 16:46
prismwu:鄧不利多是哪冒出來的阿xd 08/19 16:47
newtypeL9:什麼鬼心經XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 16:49
DCTmaybe:鄧多救援成功XDD 08/19 16:50
yang929:推鄧不利多 08/19 16:53
white07:鄧不利多心經是殺小啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:03
vonvf:你在鄧不利多什麼啦!!!! 08/19 17:06
yys310:鄧不利多心經 08/19 17:07
saLiva:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:13
Refauth:........................現在是殺洨狀況 08/19 17:28
kylin936:整串被9F打劫了 08/19 17:29
erilinda:鄧不利多心經啥小XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:30
Linghu:Dxdddddddd 08/19 17:33
somejoke:心經太好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:38
tovshang:心經XDDDDD 08/19 17:41
skybrest:心經真的有梗!!! 08/19 17:42
feelin:鄧不利多心經 08/19 17:42
lurumin:心經推,有爆的潛力阿XDDD 08/19 17:43
Quality5566:XDDDDDDD 08/19 17:43
tomodachiwen:有鄧有推XD 08/19 17:45
athinatsai:看完還在想為何會推這麼多,看到9F就明白了XD 08/19 17:47
ss3533294:靠腰亂入個屁喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:48
snakylin:推鄧不利多...XDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:50
moai513:鄧不利多XXXXD 08/19 17:52
tryagain4x:靠邀 多念幾次之後忘記原本的怎麼念了 08/19 17:52
iamhenyu:幹 你害我忘了原本怎麼念了拉!! 08/19 17:55
chriscyuan:鄧不利多 XDD 08/19 17:57
DaHahn:推flydogbus:鄧不利多 多不利鄧 鄧及是多 多即是鄧 08/19 17:59
james80522:完全忘記原本的是啥了== 08/19 18:00
gino0717:鄧不利多波波莉娜貝貝魯多 08/19 18:04
ysanderl:整串被9F打劫了+1 太好笑了 XDDD 08/19 18:22
beyblade5566:推 08/19 18:22
alentek:你是在霍格華茲心經甚麼啦 XDDDDDD 08/19 18:29
item0919:推文清流XDDD 08/19 18:29
pleaseask:鄧三小!!!!! 08/19 18:32
howdiee:原本是色即是空拉XDDD 波特波羅蜜心經 08/19 18:34
Cathay:幹 我忘記原本的版本是什麼了 08/19 18:41
stune:幹我還照念= = 08/19 18:46
jindidi0704:般若波羅蜜多心經啦~ 08/19 19:14
chinkahei:鄧不利多XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 心經XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 19:15
GERMANY7789:版本蠻多的啊 08/19 19:16
seal79581:XDDDDD 08/19 19:18
ciphero:鄧不利多 鄧不利空 鄧不漲停 鄧不跌停 08/19 19:32
Zeroyeu:推flydogbus:鄧不利多 多不利鄧 鄧及是多 多即是鄧 08/19 20:12
Deesu:心經真的很哭XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 20:19
vance6313:鄧不利多心經XDDD 08/19 20:34
winner27:.......鄧不利多心經 XDDDD 08/19 20:44
pololo61201:心經 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 20:46
joe202456:鄧不利多XDD 08/19 20:53
colenken:心經太好笑XD 08/19 20:54
leemt:flydogbus:鄧不利多 多不利鄧 鄧及是多 多即是鄧 XDDDDDD 08/19 20:54
kanzerbee:推文強 08/19 20:55
avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 21:00
f7313:為什麼覺得超智障xDDDDDDD 08/19 21:03
brian7882287:鄧三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 21:16
ooXD:你是在鄧不利多什麼啦XDDDD 08/19 21:18
lemon537:九樓後勁太強!!! 08/19 21:19
lucas01:蝦笅拉 08/19 21:22
linyap:心經太強大了XDDD 這以後跟長輩唸經笑場怎麼辦~~ 08/19 21:32
cheko:幹 心經害我崩潰XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 21:34
ufoon: 還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了 08/19 21:42
Charlemagne:看完原文真的忘了 08/19 21:43
Derp:== 08/19 21:54
n810516:這篇超好笑 08/19 22:34
yclo:看完只記得9F的XD 08/19 23:02
zhvul3u4:推文比較好笑... 08/19 23:04
sirius410440:爆笑推文XDD 08/19 23:06
nero6:鄧不利多心經............超哭der XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 23:10
iwjwlmsc0707:推鄧不利多 XDD 08/19 23:18
boarorpig:幹忘了 08/19 23:32
koduck10:鄧屁阿xd 08/19 23:33
shoubaiz:鄧不利多心經XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 23:34
HiddenGuy:幹 鄧不利多心經 XDDDDDD 08/19 23:43
baby5731:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 23:48
xxhellosexy:亂入 08/19 23:51
thankyoualot:鄧不利多心經XDDDDDDDD 08/20 00:06
windqqr:靠北啊~ 心經是三小 XDDDD 08/20 00:09
a870159:淦XDDD 08/20 00:33
muller:突然間原本的心經忘記了.. 08/20 00:35
djmay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 00:38
jyrpg:原PO說的老笑話.... 08/20 00:49
sntop1:心經太強大了XDDDDDD 08/20 01:21
Ekmund:靠北............... 08/20 01:21
asd780710:鄧不利多讚!! 08/20 01:26
tpfmpm:鄧屁阿你xd 08/20 01:27
davis521:好 棒 棒 08/20 01:33
jennydyj:心經哪招啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 01:36
witthegod:葛萊分多加十分 08/20 01:46
carry223:心經笑超久… 08/20 01:49
jtseng1126:舍利子 鄧不利多 多不利鄧 鄧即是多 多即是鄧 08/20 01:49
thedeathhero:鄧不利多太讚了 08/20 01:52
fushmusic:幹 我笑到肚子痛 是在鄧什麼啦 08/20 02:03
wistepper:XDDD為啥會笑,天阿 08/20 02:20
wistepper:這笑點形成原因是啥?救我,我肚子好痛 08/20 02:21
upu:不知道為什麼我也笑了XDDDDDDDDD 08/20 02:29
devin0329:這笑點太莫名了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 03:09
Akichann:鄧不利多XDDDDDDDDD 08/20 03:33
acer758219:朝聖 XDDD 08/20 05:01
tezuka1115:推爆了 XD 心經大勝!!! 08/20 07:03
palette7934:心經XDDDDDDDD 08/20 07:05
space20021:鄧不利多 多不利鄧 鄧及是多 多即是鄧 08/20 08:00
Yie:XDDD 08/20 08:11
gn00063172:你讓我再也沒辦法好好的正視心經了XDDD 08/20 08:13
adwowcuthand:笑不出來 08/20 09:36
AJ5566:XD 08/20 09:43
hn85017889:受想行識,意復如是 08/20 09:45
Rcosilamtnhz:DERP 08/20 10:07
dan00846:幹~~~實在太好笑了啦!! 08/20 10:42
zeroex2100:................ 08/20 10:54
Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 11:03
bonaless:? 08/20 11:06
iop08965:我的天……… 08/20 11:36
KingKingCold:心經梗太白癡了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 11:41
zero50147:啥小XDD 08/20 11:51
fakino:煩死了XDDDDDDDDDDD害我笑好累XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 13:45
iamjust150:鄧你大頭鬼XDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 16:48
glay0718:朝天鄧不利多 08/20 17:03
O0OO:詐騙 08/20 17:48
zxc70234:XD 08/20 17:56
stevely:鄧三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 19:09
asio123:不爭氣笑了XDDD 08/20 19:38
joejoejoe:鄧不利多是沙小啦XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 20:13
KingInTea:無聊 08/20 21:03
micronetplor:? 08/20 21:58
flyingbubble:推回來XDDDD~~ 08/20 22:34
aq200aq:九樓沙小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 23:02
Rcosilamtnhz: HAPPY DAY 08/20 23:20
s954126333:為什麼我會照著唸呢? XDDDD 08/20 23:27
bokez:鄧不利多XDD 08/21 01:02
alan810310:詐騙 08/21 01:14
SLMT:鄧不利多救了這篇XDDDD 08/21 01:46
zxp930110:朝聖推 靠杯鄧不利多是3洨 XDD 08/21 18:36
ann7773631:心經XD 08/21 20:53
lesbianmac:詐騙 08/22 03:35
jacky0521:噓回來 08/22 16:38
m2589637783:鄧不利多好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 20:13
huabandd:靠北鄧不利多殺小XDD 08/22 20:30
JACK19920102: 08/23 13:10
QCANCER:被推文救了 08/23 13:30
Punksanji:好好笑哈哈哈哈鄧什麼啦! 08/24 06:30
kanzerbee: 08/25 01:53
daniel425:忘記原版... 08/25 13:42
XinJay:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/25 21:05
daiYuTsung:鄧不利多 多不利鄧 鄧及是多 多即是鄧XD 08/26 09:01
DarknessWind:飛狗巴士大推文敲考 xddd 09/05 14:22
FlynnZhang: 朝聖 11/11 19:04
sherlockgogo: 時光機 01/05 12:40
Qoo159357: 這是哪 01/05 12:41
BASEGO: 早就聽過 01/05 12:42
tetratio: 考古朝聖 01/05 13:00
AppleApe: 又考古啦 01/05 13:13
k2902914: 原來是考古 01/05 14:20
Transposon: JPTT科考團路過 01/05 23:16
GGball: 現在連救援笑話都要靠上古文物了嗎,唉 01/06 00:13
shirleyEchi: 靠北是2013 01/06 01:45
YouKnowMe: 誰又他媽考古幹 01/06 08:23
TvT0423: 心經好好笑 01/07 00:57
staybeats008: 時光機 朝聖 01/07 10:58
royman127: 為什麼9樓救了這篇 09/25 16:32