推 uytqazescf:妳爸是漢奸妳媽是走狗妳爺爺是賣國賊 所以妳就是 12/16 10:03
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推 pisces17th:我笑了= = 01/22 00:05
推 keroromoa:慘了,笑到肚子痛... 01/22 00:16
推 shawty: 你好 有人在家嗎 查水表喔 01/22 00:27
推 NeVerEnouGh:你贏了 這篇會爆 01/22 00:40
推 windgodvocx1:幹XD 01/22 00:50
推 prismwu:門外:「我是馬英九啦,開門!」「我是馬英九啦,開門!」 01/22 00:51
推 wl2340167:馬英九常得廢言 01/22 00:58
推 yandin:你要說的是台灣得了什麼病 01/22 00:58
推 piqidibi:給他爆 01/22 01:00
推 v6v69:媽我在這XDDDDDDD 01/22 01:01
推 hermione0814:笑翻,推簽名檔 01/22 01:02
推 partytonight:開門開門!!查水表了 01/22 01:02
推 linkuron:你好 請問你剛剛是不是載PTT發了篇文?我來修熱水器的^_^ 01/22 01:02
推 lougii:XDD 卡位先~媽我有推文喔! 01/22 01:03
推 tingtingwan:大笑XDDD 01/22 01:10
推 stevely:有笑XD 01/22 01:11
推 NewCygnusXFi:媽我上電視了 01/22 01:11
推 deato056:XD 01/22 01:12
推 darkx212:查水表是什麼梗? 01/22 01:12
推 wind9179:XD 01/22 01:13
推 j111480:XD 01/22 01:13
推 k87559527:XDDDD 01/22 01:14
推 b1ueway:有大笑給推~ 01/22 01:15
推 pk1275:原PO有你的包裹~開門~ 01/22 01:20
推 huanahue:假借查水表名義行抓人之實 01/22 01:21
推 JhanWayne::) 01/22 01:22
推 wind164:開門喔 查電費查瓦斯的來了~ 01/22 01:23
推 NuClei:你好 有人寄包裹給你 請簽收 01/22 01:24
推 mn228426:小禮物 01/22 01:26
推 by5566:靠唄 笑了 01/22 01:31
推 god060119:原po快發表絕不自殺宣言 01/22 01:32
推 frommr:…!XD 01/22 01:33
推 terop:本人生性樂觀開朗 近期至未來五十年之人生規劃都已妥當 01/22 01:34
→ terop:交友廣闊 身無隱疾 且家中尚有老父老母需奉養 絕無任何自殺 01/22 01:36
→ terop:輕生之意圖 近期也未規劃前往外地旅遊踏青 生活作息正常 01/22 01:37
推 singsing1130:哈哈!中肯。會爆( 插霉 )ノ 01/22 01:38
→ terop:更無機會接觸木炭 毒藥 槍砲彈藥等危險管制物品 01/22 01:38
→ terop:若是本人被發現死亡且現場無外力及打鬥掙扎痕跡如在車內 01/22 01:40
推 a0955213137:幹哈哈哈 01/22 01:40
推 PSRY:不得不推,真的好笑。 01/22 01:40
推 nurxin:我都會噹我女友,妳選出來的廢結合總統 01/22 01:41
推 kanzerbee:開門!!!查水表了 01/22 01:41
推 terop:房間等等隱蔽場所 絕非本人自殺 另本人非常遵守交通法規 01/22 01:42
推 poetwang:真的還滿好笑XD 01/22 01:43
推 jolin82318:幹我笑了XDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 01:43
→ terop:絕不於酒後駕駛動力交通工具或是超速行駛 若近期發生交通 01/22 01:43
推 pkp:請發表不自殺聲明 01/22 01:44
→ terop:事故 定為有心人士所為 謹此宣告絕不自殺絕不發生意外 01/22 01:44
推 kongtson:原PO請定時回報狀況以確保你還安全 01/22 01:46
推 boyen3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 01:50
推 Tattood:媽的 不自殺宣言泰北爛了 01/22 01:54
推 BradPittLung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 02:01
推 feather9298:簽名檔也很好笑 01/22 02:01
推 togs:我有效XD 01/22 02:01
→ hagane39:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 02:01
推 Murasaki0110:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 02:03
→ MissSugar:笑了XD 01/22 02:06
推 abba0120:XDDDDD 01/22 02:07
推 yuioz:XDDDD 01/22 02:07
推 liaon98:你要收到小禮物了 01/22 02:15
推 tom21128:XDDDDDDD 01/22 02:20
推 roea68roea68:有人來查水錶了 01/22 02:31
推 lony7139:Hahhahahhah 01/22 02:39
推 uhmeiouramu:開門!!!! 01/22 02:40
推 a2629397:好啦~ 有笑 01/22 02:46
推 shalayuki:XDDDDDDDDD你要被查水表了 01/22 02:53
推 renya:你好 我是冬瓜標 來拿製作消波塊的原料 請開門 01/22 02:54
推 HaHaNice:不錯 XDDDDDDD 01/22 02:54
推 jarhys:100分XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 02:59
推 k87559527:簽名黨根本文都超敢的XD 01/22 03:01
推 FelixKroos:XD 01/22 03:18
推 litcurler:爭奪2014最好笑的候選文這麼快就出現了 XDD 01/22 03:23
推 athpro700:XD 01/22 03:26
推 SPF50: 01/22 03:32
推 thedeathhero:太讚了!!! 01/22 03:37
推 cnjonghyun:噢我喜歡 01/22 03:42
推 koduck10:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 03:43
推 ninggo:一群垃圾堆在一起只是垃圾堆! 01/22 04:10
推 coolmo815:你會被自殺 01/22 04:11
推 qq7788877qq:原PO當心小禮物阿~~~ 01/22 04:37
推 belleaya:XD 01/22 04:42
推 orfan:已分享 01/22 05:08
推 funnyday:目前動態 不在站上 01/22 05:37
推 alentek:XD 還沒有屎蛆來噓? 見鬼了 01/22 05:43
推 GenUrobuchi:開門 繳第四台費用 01/22 05:54
推 xaioxaio4:爆 01/22 05:55
推 iio:原PO趕快公告篇不自殺宣言阿~~!! 01/22 06:11
推 g8330330:讚 01/22 06:43
推 tulacu:XDDDD 01/22 07:13
推 mark786110:原PO要被握手了!!! 01/22 07:14
推 luffy7532442:看完答案立馬噴笑XDD 01/22 07:23
推 rjhih:推推推 01/22 07:28
推 HornyDragon:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 07:30
推 raymondchoi:XDDDDDDDDD 01/22 07:33
推 coolllllllll:笑慘了,哈哈 簽名檔也很好笑 01/22 07:41
推 cadsketchup:推推 01/22 07:43
推 boss4853boss:Good! XDDDD 01/22 07:44
推 XD9527XD:XD 01/22 07:48
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推 newjackle:XDD 01/22 08:28
推 newfolder:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 08:29
推 cloudin:哇靠這超好笑XDDDDDDD 01/22 08:33
推 sh050562:靠連簽名檔也很好笑唉 01/22 08:35
推 insominia:簡潔有力XD 01/22 08:37
推 baw08180221:給他爆 01/22 08:41
推 newfolder:差一個爆 01/22 08:45
推 william0607:快爆了 01/22 08:47
推 roger1976:爆XD 01/22 08:47
→ handsomeKim:幹 笑死 01/22 08:47
推 JOHNJJ:炸 01/22 08:47
推 Slouth:查水錶囉XDDDD 01/22 08:48
推 CSL01:不爆不行!!太有才了!! 01/22 08:48
推 lacunaox:有新進信件還沒看 01/22 08:52
推 sweetkiller:XDDD 01/22 08:57
推 za255199:這不只是就可 這是事實 01/22 08:58
推 takeidise:一早就來個尾勁強的... 01/22 09:00
推 jerry20717:笑噴 01/22 09:15
推 shiro923:快發表不自殺聲明啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 09:17
推 hhh770509:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 09:26
推 skhan:兩個真的夠廢啊XD 01/22 09:42
推 VVUVV:XD 01/22 09:48
推 ilycw:XDDDD 01/22 09:48
推 sediments:XDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 09:54
推 staristic:XDDDD 01/22 09:59
推 eason4747:沒看過這麼中肯的笑話 01/22 10:01
推 Derp:幹 不扯政治 這還滿好笑的XDD 01/22 10:09
推 sectionnine:台灣得了廢癌 01/22 10:11
推 pat7681:幹XD 01/22 10:16
推 bbjason520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 10:26
推 tibon:快發表絕不自殺宣言XDDDDD 01/22 10:28
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推 h100142003:葛萊分多10分! 01/22 10:53
推 kuaiphoto:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 幹~!!! 太好笑惹 01/22 10:57
推 watched:XDDDDDDDDD 01/22 10:59
推 tony86069:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 11:04
推 notebookino:給原PO一塊餅乾! 01/22 11:08
推 dearevan:(叮咚) 先生我們是來查水表的...請開門好嗎!!! 01/22 11:11
推 Infernity:馬的 我笑點好低XD 01/22 11:13
推 papa9:我笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 11:16
推 w1114:嘴角失守 01/22 11:29
推 LBJJ:XD 01/22 11:50
推 grace310403:團 01/22 11:52
→ kurama3419:簡潔有力啊 01/22 12:09
推 mrv:XD 你的不自殺宣言勒 01/22 12:16
推 Shauds:再說下去可能五年後 芙丸會退黨加入DPP 01/22 12:20
推 r557844689:XDDDD方丈很小心眼的 01/22 12:23
推 stussy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 12:40
推 yang0918:快發表不自殺宣言啊! 01/22 12:47
推 JingChiu:XDDDDDDDD 01/22 12:54
推 pa7711201:有笑有推 01/22 12:54
推 fullmixed:肺泡 01/22 13:01
推 asd2260123:XDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 13:20
推 cypoint:XDD 01/22 13:42
推 alicelee1218:只能推了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 13:48
推 zxcvb4446:好!!!!! 01/22 13:48
推 naio:我笑了XDD 01/22 13:59
推 smonkey:XD 01/22 14:08
推 muhsin:我笑了 01/22 14:12
推 skillz123:XD 01/22 14:18
推 wangwei091:只能推了 01/22 14:20
推 pollendia:有新信件未讀 看來你.... 01/22 14:21
推 e11gary30200:送瓦斯囉 01/22 14:44
推 sunrise1748:居然沒有689來崩潰XDDD 01/22 14:44
推 focus78612:看了內文跟簽名檔 也只能推了 01/22 14:55
推 coolboychiu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 14:59
→ yuanpower:請跟我握手 01/22 15:04
推 STi2011:沒人噓耶? XDDDD 01/22 15:09
推 PGOcoolLi:我會去探監的 01/22 15:16
推 g1232622:靠杯 XDDDDDDD 01/22 15:19
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推 s45352030:XDDDDD 01/22 15:29
推 price322370:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 15:30
推 z0779:我要校瘋啦 01/22 15:36
推 ptt426:《目前動態》不在站上 01/22 15:52
推 linyap:開門 我是馬因酒 來查水表喔 01/22 15:52
推 dingcross:不錯啊XDDDDDD 01/22 15:58
推 kps1247:擠罷婚XDDDDDDD 01/22 16:13
推 teapark:上班憋笑太痛苦!XDDD 01/22 16:18
推 g1409:小心有人去你家查水表阿 01/22 16:47
推 iceman198410:不自殺宣言是三小XDDD 01/22 17:03
推 killer922:簽名檔也擠霸婚!!! 01/22 17:17
推 tstrs5566:媽我在這XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 17:27
推 rock0077:xD 01/22 17:30
推 muo00:讚!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 17:53
推 xavier800:XD 01/22 18:23
推 tsming:要不要簽一張不自殺宣告XD 01/22 18:25
推 stylewang:原PO要被召見握手了 (無誤)... 01/22 18:26
推 DreamYeh:這篇到目前為止連一個噓都沒有XD 01/22 18:27
推 stylewang:不握手宣言 :D 01/22 18:30
推 TurtleLee:方丈為人 01/22 18:35
推 guagua633:小心小禮物! 01/22 18:58
推 beerfish:小心 不要隨便握手 01/22 19:06
推 shuwei:XDDDDDDDD 01/22 19:07
推 zzodkdllich:塊陶啊!!!!!!! 01/22 19:11
推 ayaerika:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 19:19
推 ajan007:本日最好笑,趕快發表不自殺宣言(認真 01/22 19:25
推 evilture:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 19:31
推 u415002:废文给推 01/22 19:40
推 asio123:XDDD 01/22 19:50
推 WTF5566:安安 原po還在嗎 01/22 20:03
推 TMMD3345678:Are you still there? 01/22 20:08
推 chachameow:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 20:10
推 felgher: 朝聖推XDDD 01/22 20:22
推 PAU26GOA:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 20:25
推 GXIII:不然是欠握逆? 01/22 20:47
推 Dawei1165:真的蠻有梗的 01/22 20:51
推 lcm100:這好笑XDDD 01/22 20:58
推 wuwu5566:媽我在這 01/22 21:06
推 summerkitten:XDDDDDDDDD 01/22 21:09
推 pwhss409:知性文XDDDDDDD 01/22 21:11
推 iforceasmile:XDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 21:13
推 ching620:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 21:18
推 drpotter6197:幹後勁超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 21:22
推 tomy791211:受不了啦 文章看完已經笑到不行 加上簽名黨根本XDD 01/22 21:41
推 qq200322:哈囉哈囉~快開門 01/22 21:53
推 seong321:讚 01/22 21:58
推 waiter337:你是想害全篇推文一起相互依靠保護海岸嗎? 01/22 22:37
推 hightogo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 22:44
推 ttt010233:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 22:52
推 zzj11:你應該被邀請至總統府跟總統握手 01/22 22:55
推 s257142002:XD 01/22 22:58
推 pttouch:清流!! 01/22 23:04
推 Zeroyeu:沒有不自殺宣言...居居! 01/22 23:10
推 pp31630:XDDDDDDD 01/22 23:37
推 zzz850326:XDDDDDD 01/22 23:46
推 z6261708:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/22 23:50
推 summerkitten:叩叩~你加水錶剛剛有人報修 01/23 00:21
→ rinsoukan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 00:21
推 z2oiidxii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 00:21
推 tonyxc1223:滿分! 01/23 00:27
推 XtrEmeMasTeR:為啥可以想一次笑一次 好哭 01/23 00:55
推 DEVILxCAROL:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 00:56
推 Maziger:本文跟簽名檔都後勁超強 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 01:33
推 Wells033:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 01:38
推 johnbbo:不得不推 01/23 01:40
推 a2629397:原PO有沒有被怎麼樣XDD 01/23 01:54
推 rigby:朝聖推 01/23 02:16
推 john2557:XD 01/23 09:14
推 adm123:XDDD 01/23 09:16
推 tyouhaha:推 01/23 09:50
推 poiu1234:) 01/23 11:30
噓 Kamiosu:政治文= = 01/23 12:01
推 WERX:顆顆 就要爆了 01/23 12:12
推 amurorei:朝聖推。然後總算看到有人來噓了,ㄎㄎ。 01/23 12:16
推 csylvia:XD 01/23 12:20
推 kshtainan:朝聖推!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 12:23
推 xo5470:朝聖!太好笑了! 01/23 12:47
推 obey82:不自殺宣言太好笑了XDDDDD 01/23 12:52
推 martinliou:100昏!! 01/23 13:25
推 didilala:朝聖! 01/23 13:45
推 happyx2:朝聖~~~嗎 我在這裡 01/23 14:04
推 unwhop:媽我也來這啦!! 有人說要查水表千萬別開門呀!! 01/23 14:16
推 hsiangsky:來推文會不會也被查水表啊 01/23 16:04
推 tinyrain:XDD 01/23 18:08
推 PolinHuang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/23 20:20
推 tikowm:有沒有感覺電話回音特別嚴重? 01/23 21:16
推 SSJay:笑死 01/23 21:38
推 suibo:狂笑 XDDDDDDDD 01/23 21:49
推 HARUKI:PUSH 01/23 21:52
推 j20006640:整整13頁都沒人噓太屌了 01/23 22:44
推 gotye:還是有人忍不住噓了>< 01/23 23:31
推 milker:XDDDDDD 01/24 00:34
推 gilingking:超好笑阿 哈哈哈哈 01/24 05:48
推 crooookie:呵呵 01/24 07:27
推 kumitang:太中肯 呵呵 01/24 08:56
推 kevin31a2:推阿~~~XDDDD 01/24 09:09
推 hinesika:XDD 01/24 21:47
推 darkgull:朝聖啦XDDDDD 01/24 22:02
推 GTTTG2002:XD 01/24 22:26
推 babaluu:你贏了 01/24 22:36
推 poppinpete:太強了! 01/25 00:16
推 Julynine:後勁超強XDD 01/25 01:15
推 bc1007:那投給他們的那些人應該叫做什麼? 01/25 01:22
推 zzxxzz:失守 01/25 10:38
推 LeLeMoreMore:hahha 01/25 14:35
推 cocoyan:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/25 21:12
→ iamjust150:幹XDD 我差點在餐廳大笑 01/26 12:35
→ pppeeeppp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 01/26 13:11
推 claire00612:注意安全阿 01/26 16:43
→ Yie:XDDD 01/29 21:06
推 guysBBBB:XDDD 02/01 12:15
推 super223351:太好笑了 02/03 05:10