[笑話] 燒臘店

作者YoAnil (Anil)

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標題[笑話] 燒臘店

時間Wed Feb 12 19:47:44 2014

小巷弄裡的燒臘店一如往常充斥著人潮老闆以熟練的刀工切著要給客人的主菜老闆娘則以略帶沙啞的嗓子叫喊著「內用直接畫單，外帶排隊點餐，叫號拿便當哦！」由於排隊等便當動輒數十分鐘許多人便會在點完餐後到附近晃晃再到店裡老闆娘：「八十號烤鴨飯兩個的，謝謝喔！抱歉久等了」雖然說長時間嘶吼嗓子都壞了但是依然能夠感受到老闆娘的熱情突然間門外轟的一聲傳來巨響店裡的所有人都嚇了一跳還有一隻煮熟的鴨子就這樣被嚇飛了大家都急忙跑到店外看看發生什麼事情只見外頭一輛車把巷子內的機車撞地東倒西歪此時車門打開了一名婦人跛著腳走下車手上拿著號碼牌嘴巴邊抖邊說著「我是三寶。」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 111.240.136.246

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※ 編輯: YoAnil 來自: 111.240.136.246 (02/14 15:58)

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