看板 joke 關於我們 聯絡資訊
http://taiwan2ch.pixnet.net/blog/post/56556711 對日本人來說,道歉的最高等級,就是所謂的「土下座」了。不過,無論如何都希望能夠得到對方原諒的話,要怎麼作才好呢?難道沒有超越傳統土下座的「究極土下座」嗎? 今天就要來介紹所謂的「究極土下座」就是有哪些種類。 一、透過讓膝蓋與頭同時受到損傷,引出對方覺得「這傢伙好可憐喔」的同情心 跳躍式土下座 http://i.imgur.com/Uk62CcG.gif
二、表現出「實在太丟臉了,想要躲在地底下」的感覺 逆式土下座 http://i.imgur.com/yVIWuyv.jpg
三、展現以頭來挖洞的姿勢 鑽頭土下座 http://i.imgur.com/8iBaiVY.gif
四、重視速度 滑行土下座 http://i.imgur.com/ro5UaYY.gif
http://i.imgur.com/0HMo47X.gif
五、前滾翻土下座 http://i.imgur.com/34NOHSF.gif
http://i.imgur.com/AAns5mV.gif
六、在對方使出土下座的時候,防禦對方的土下座 土下座積木 http://i.imgur.com/4kJcGOF.gif
接下來要介紹的,是當要道歉的對象很多的時候,使出華麗的技巧聚集眾人的視線,然後一口氣進行土下座 七、風車土下座 http://i.imgur.com/HvqrhNL.gif
八、空中軌道・湯瑪斯・鯉魚打挺式土下座 http://i.imgur.com/G5zEtVB.gif
最後介紹的是,當道歉方的人數比較多的時候可以使用的技巧: 九、圖騰柱土下座 http://i.imgur.com/knWenAc.jpg
十、波狀土下座 http://i.imgur.com/lMbSi8I.gif
最後的最後是能表現出需要花上時間進行道歉練習的 十一、金字塔土下座 http://i.imgur.com/ywG4UcN.gif
來源: http://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/8673072/ 日本網友表示: 金字塔土下座也太帥啦 我敢說這100%會反效果的吧! -- 所有我的作品,請到..... ~四十八個德瑞克~http://blog.derekhsu.homeip.net 馬皇本紀:http://blog.derekhsu.homeip.net/2009/08/821 上官先生傳:http://blog.derekhsu.homeip.net/2009/08/825 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 175.181.160.126 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1395931795.A.8AF.html
phillp0804:xD 03/27 22:54
icywolf:太強悍 XD 大和田, 給偶跪下! 03/27 22:58
southring:金字塔也太強了。 03/27 23:00
gunny2205:後面的很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:02
evilture:靠杯XDDDD 03/27 23:03
ysanderl:金字塔真他喵的扯啊 XDDDDDD 03/27 23:07
gt24:對方笑出來以後就不生氣了XD 03/27 23:08
god060119:金字塔是在衝殺小啦XDD 03/27 23:11
natsunoumi:只有第一種會讓人覺得不得不原諒 其它會很火大吧XD 03/27 23:11
jokester:金字塔好強 03/27 23:12
kayainoue84:太誇張了啦XDDD 03/27 23:13
Infernity:金字塔是馬戲團嗎 XD 03/27 23:14
ysanderl:http://imgur.com/a/MzQWt 順手丟張油煮土下座 03/27 23:14
mstar:想到這個 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b7cWLH__Jg 03/27 23:15
mstar:還有 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riWGi_dMEQQ 03/27 23:15
owlman:看到風車就笑了 03/27 23:19
xx52002:金字塔也太能跳了 XDD 03/27 23:19
chou:風車太好笑XDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:20
lovelyzon:湯馬士迴旋在幹嘛啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:20
asazen:金字塔是殺小啦 03/27 23:21
darkskyaa:笑歪嚕 03/27 23:22
kk032576:白吃喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:22
flere:靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:23
a2629397:金字塔難度有點高啊...XDDDD 03/27 23:25
jitaomef:XDDDDDDD 03/27 23:27
lingling0000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:27
poncn8513:金字塔練很久XD 03/27 23:29
Akichann:有點厲害阿靠XDDD 03/27 23:30
luckyodi:超猛啦 為啥要排這個東西 XD 03/27 23:31
TokyoKind:金字塔是沙小啦 03/27 23:34
noitcidda:金字塔好可愛! 03/27 23:35
powerword:XDDDD 03/27 23:37
debbieyes:超後悔邊刷牙邊看這篇 03/27 23:38
a3886865:推金字塔 03/27 23:39
pp31630:靠北這三小XDDDDDD 03/27 23:40
huily:http://imgur.com/nv3pZS2 03/27 23:44
riseball:金字塔超屌XDD 03/27 23:45
ytcstevenn:靠杯超好笑 03/27 23:45
NLchu:金字塔威武 03/27 23:47
heartbeak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:48
byenewth:金字塔太厲害了 03/27 23:50
VaLenTi1007:XD 03/27 23:51
motorola368i:靠杯 笑翻 03/27 23:54
unGeNe:XD 03/27 23:54
MarsBati:這在幹嘛啦XD 03/27 23:57
sadgm:練了幾招 我膝蓋受傷喏 03/27 23:57
LoveBea:XD 03/27 23:58
aa10504:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:59
foxcathy:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:02
hsgreent:金字塔笑翻XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:02
qsc5566:金靠杯XDDD 03/28 00:02
VVUVV:超好笑XDSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:02
Raskolnikov:智障啊 不過土下座的人這應該是街舞高手吧 03/28 00:04
mark31326:這三小啦 03/28 00:05
fongse:太靠北了 03/28 00:05
coco8356:好煩XDD 03/28 00:05
gbllggi:XD 03/28 00:05
FESTUM:金字塔XDD 03/28 00:07
alog:真的會原諒他XD 03/28 00:09
lpbig5566:可惡想學 03/28 00:13
egg781:第一招超痛的吧,居然還有防禦對方土下座的方式XD 03/28 00:17
mojojojoTC:有病XDDDD 03/28 00:20
woula:風車土下座 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:26
waterdeep:XDDDD 03/28 00:30
sssyoyo:快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:30
near4234:拍攝地好像是日本line總部XDDD 03/28 00:32
waqw:好白吃XDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:32
flux:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:37
ahinetn123:防禦對方土下座太好笑了 XDDD 03/28 00:39
c7683fh6:第一個是蛤蟆功吧XDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:39
dt0312:金字塔笑翻我了XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:40
anpttdy:可以推八掛版馬江的道歉方式哈哈 03/28 00:41
spcjp:是在帥甚麼的啦XDDD 03/28 00:43
x7791175:金字塔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:44
ghghfftjack:金字塔超智障XDDDD 03/28 00:44
Baby:道歉還這麼帥不行啊! 03/28 00:49
JY180:有笑有推Y 03/28 00:49
St3480:好煩啊!!!!!! 03/28 00:49
catch2280832:哈~ 03/28 00:57
KarathansiS:金字塔有點猛阿 03/28 00:57
king9466:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:58
lyrelyre:金字塔看了完全不生氣了XD 03/28 00:59
cendo:金字塔笑死XDD 03/28 01:00
ThreeNG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:01
wml92155:防禦XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:04
Edaw:XD 03/28 01:05
kaoru1992:何必啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:15
taiwanduncan:太讚了 03/28 01:18
rubyli5050:防禦跟金字塔到底在幹嘛啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:21
sendicmimic:最後那個和舞龍舞獅有什麼差別? 03/28 01:22
RedmanYO:太強啦XDDDDDD 03/28 01:25
roy0651:幹超白痴XDD 03/28 01:30
chiasnail:靠杯喔防禦別人土下座是三小XDD 03/28 01:31
bamm:超強啦XDDDD根本Bboy 03/28 01:33
alunray:這個真的超好笑 防禦土下座太屌了~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!! 03/28 01:37
imgay5566:防禦XDDDDDDDD嚇死我 03/28 01:40
join09:靠北超好笑的 日本人真的超好笑哈哈 03/28 01:49
Nowherecat:啊我先。→_→防禦成功,日本人好可愛XD 03/28 01:52
jojoSpirit:笑死啦 03/28 02:07
waspie:金字塔是在幹嘛啦XDDDDD 03/28 02:21
JustEatMe:街舞融合土下座…國際化嗎 03/28 02:31
Ekmund:這民族到底怎樣啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 02:31
Mist032:超北懶 啊幹 哈哈哈 03/28 02:40
dustlike:波浪是三小XDDDDDDDD 03/28 02:45
gungunit:金字塔XDDDDDDD 03/28 03:01
bio1023:高難度 03/28 03:26
s870317:害我想到惡魔奶爸 03/28 04:26
k1548888888:金字塔在三小啦哈哈哈哈哈 03/28 04:40
saki1122:辦不到啦!!金字塔太好笑XDDDDDDD 03/28 05:19
HiddenGuy:超靠北的啦 03/28 05:58
xdd1524:幹XDDDDDDD 03/28 07:02
jason700t:大風車土下座太屌了啦XDD! 03/28 07:08
tp950016:XDDDDDDDF 03/28 07:14
kenay:第一招威力常常這樣做阿 03/28 07:38
rukawajay:XDDD 03/28 07:41
AVALON7:空中軌道笑了 03/28 08:10
mitsurino:金字塔好煩XDDDDD 03/28 08:57
iamjust150:金字塔土下座XD 03/28 08:58
Acrono:LOL 03/28 09:00
gotye:受不了XDDDDD 03/28 09:01
BirdMan1991:.... 這 也太智障了吧 XDDDD 03/28 09:14
leoooooonid:金字塔XDDDDDD 03/28 09:17
Azucat:XDDDD 03/28 09:21
zeanmar:靠腰我到底看了啥... 03/28 09:27
laLavande:笑翻了XDDDD 03/28 09:29
poiu1234: 笑出來 公主就不生氣了吧 03/28 09:30
pinkastro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 09:32
harrishu:金字塔是殺虫啦xDDDD 03/28 09:58
arashidream:XDDDDDDDDD 03/28 10:05
lbowlbow:這不是那部究極土下座電影嗎w 03/28 10:11
HareGun:你這是看不起我吧!!!!XD 03/28 10:23
positMIT:....................... 03/28 10:29
saxm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY 03/28 10:34
darkdeus:太強大了XDD 03/28 10:49
KydoiMos:最後一個笑翻XDDD 03/28 10:52
vidoci:比謝罪大師還厲害 應該找你演 03/28 10:57
lucifer19:到底是三小啦這個XDDDD 03/28 11:15
zxcasdjason1:看到都跪拉 03/28 11:42
Star127:金字塔太靠背了 03/28 11:48
meayulo:靠悲...沒練過不要亂學喔 03/28 11:54
lin29546748:笑慘 03/28 11:59
Appetite:野生的史萊姆出現了 03/28 12:30
item0919:金字塔給推XDD,太好笑惹… 03/28 12:48
q13461346:這樣道歉 一定會原諒啦XDDD 03/28 12:52
eist:滑行蠻好笑的啊 只是看到金字塔我不行了XDDD 03/28 12:59
alentek:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 13:01
shethebest:在辦公室快忍不住了XDDDDDDDD 03/28 13:02
bboyallcome:還蠻不錯的啊 03/28 13:24
Smileko:吃飯看到頭轉而已就差點噴飯XDDDDDDD 03/28 13:30
h57124342000:推一個 03/28 14:17
K0F:風車好屌 道歉前還先炫一下 03/28 14:19
anatasuki:日本人真的很有病 XD 03/28 14:47
Yirgacrow:上課看這個憋笑憋到快內傷了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 15:25
iloveben75:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 15:40
sore:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 16:32
iamgodisme:完全撐不住 笑到哭 03/28 16:42
soarul30514:我只會第一個阿 XDDDDD 03/28 16:57
sky093851248:三小啦XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 17:44
prnim:快笑死了~XDDDD 03/28 18:12
devilcavalry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 18:59
river0927:好強! 03/28 19:10
Lifz:金字塔好華麗! 03/28 19:30
wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 19:32
Deesu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 19:59
Deesu:為什麼要防禦別人的土下坐啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 20:00
sonryuasuka:那女的讓我ininder 03/28 20:31
winner27:靠北阿 XDDDDDDDD 03/28 20:42
hikki430:防禦對方的土下坐看起來有點猥... 03/28 21:05
s9006028:XDD 03/28 22:45
hewittlin:XD 03/28 22:50
tifosi512m:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑慘 03/28 22:54
luvletter:金字塔太神啦~~~~~~~~~XD 03/28 23:04
FredHe:幹XDDD 03/29 00:09
totocc:還防禦是殺小啦 XDD 03/29 00:12
kkkkk9:http://tinyurl.com/mywsteu 03/29 00:35
ted40905:已經沒有什麼可以阻止日本人了 03/29 00:40
upu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 02:21
teapot43:金字塔好像跳青蛙遊戲XD 03/29 03:02
JOGERSUE:日本人這是啥小XDDD 快笑死 03/29 04:11
yl20649:這真的超好笑XD 03/29 07:14
kop5236:風車太強了 360度都道歉到了XD 03/29 08:56
zxc70234:XD 03/29 09:58
pttchips:太強大了.. 03/29 13:19
ken52037g:幹XDDD 03/29 13:22
y6yv3r4d:幹!!!上班好痛苦.... 03/29 15:04
willy384:看到金字塔快笑死 03/29 17:57
xiaomi3:幹太好笑了 03/29 20:47
Yie:GJ. 03/30 08:59
JOJOttt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 00:13
cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 03:25
fisher8096:各種神啊XDDDD 03/31 07:28
fluterway:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 09:35
beyblade5566:幹金字塔是三小 04/09 21:02
wowhg: 看到最近gif來回味一下 06/03 00:59