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某天,連勝文問禪師: 「大師,明明我就窮到連帝寶都買不起,為甚麼老百姓都還要說我家財萬貫?」 禪師給了連勝文一只布袋道: 「你把地上的樹葉都裝進袋子裡。」 連勝文一邊裝一邊不解地問: 「大師,我不懂,您要我這麼做的意思是?」 禪師道: 「你繼續裝!繼續裝!繼續裝啊……」 大概一個小時過去了 連勝文發現事情好像不對 脫口道: 「靠杯阿」 禪師接道: 「施主你這樣說就中肯了」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 61.64.100.150 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1408773751.A.C74.html ※ 編輯: winterson (61.64.100.150), 08/23/2014 14:07:50
kyohel15: XD 進化版嗎 08/23 14:09
MarsHone: 這個禪師有黨証嗎? 08/23 14:11
Y78: 推 08/23 14:12
ck3300511: XDDDD 08/23 14:19
DanielHAO: XD 08/23 14:21
mysd: 金靠杯~~ 08/23 14:36
killerchi: 再裝啊 08/23 14:36
icewindwu: 禪師一定是民進凍的 08/23 14:38
howdo1793: 這個好 08/23 14:38
Keng: XDDDD 08/23 14:40
k8123kevin: 感覺會爆 08/23 14:42
ASih5566: 這篇有點厲害 08/23 14:44
cdcardabc: 08/23 14:45
iamhenyu: 施主有慧根 正是靠爸 08/23 14:47
tingtingwan: XDDDDDDDDD 08/23 14:47
ZunHong: 推 08/23 14:49
wind164: XDDDD 08/23 14:50
f37605: XDDDDD 08/23 14:51
CrackedVoice: 靠杯XDD 08/23 14:53
segaboy: XDDDDD 08/23 14:55
ISRC: XDDDD 08/23 14:56
fff417: 不簡單 08/23 14:56
bbolove: 靠杯啊 08/23 14:57
jw0311: 果然不愧是禪師XDD 08/23 14:58
q13461346: XDDDDDDDDD 08/23 14:59
jaguars33: 懂了 XD 08/23 15:01
KTTJ: 好個禪意 08/23 15:04
xd830807: XDDDDDDDDD 08/23 15:05
tzonren: 這不是被駭的那次嗎..? 08/23 15:05
causeMX: 這真是太靠杯了 08/23 15:05
cjhcjh: good 08/23 15:05
loading1: 08/23 15:06
noteflower92: 悟性真強 08/23 15:08
CNN007: 這神了!!!!! 08/23 15:11
jarlig: ____靠爸又愛裝 08/23 15:11
knightliu: 有新梗XDD 08/23 15:11
mobinyu: 哈 08/23 15:11
kkkkk4847: xDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 15:14
pigha: 這位禪師值得一拜!! 08/23 15:16
cj6u40: XDD 08/23 15:23
pabubai: XD 08/23 15:25
FRX: XDD 08/23 15:27
shalayuki: XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 15:29
vul3sji4: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 15:29
god060119: XD 08/23 15:29
redstar0222: 再笑再推 08/23 15:34
Nickho: 有笑有推 厲害 08/23 15:37
c7683fh6: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 15:42
dsilver: XDDDDDDD 08/23 15:48
peterwu4: 有笑有推一個 08/23 15:49
phoenician: 幹 JOKE板清流 08/23 15:51
phoenician: 小心____來噓 08/23 15:51
sy4826951: 這個不錯 08/23 15:52
nisak: XDDDDDD 08/23 15:53
owlman: 這真的是禪師阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 15:53
sora0719: XDD 08/23 15:54
yyQmo: 幹新梗XDDDD 08/23 15:56
alan7975: 感覺不只一個梗耶! 08/23 15:58
ZkNight: XDD 08/23 15:59
showyou369: XDDDDD 08/23 15:59
Gerald: 友好孝道 XDDDDD 08/23 16:00
ogc60110: 勝文悟道了XDD 08/23 16:01
wei0429: 靠爸 哈哈哈 08/23 16:01
romsqq: XDD,有校有推 08/23 16:01
casper955033: 好有禪意 XD 08/23 16:02
NYYankees01: 9.2要崩潰啦 08/23 16:02
andy02: . 08/23 16:04
a31670323: XDDDD 08/23 16:05
imagine1120: XDDDDDDDD 08/23 16:06
turbomons: 笑話新境界 XD 感覺會上新聞 08/23 16:06
LeoEn: 許久前已看過 08/23 16:08
QQmadaoQQ: 高 XDDD 08/23 16:09
cookcake: GOOD 08/23 16:12
xup6xu6: 之前那個只到繼續裝就沒了吧? 08/23 16:14
darren8221: XDDD 08/23 16:14
fount: 這個讚 08/23 16:15
drifthouse: 會爆 08/23 16:18
ironkyoater: 禪師的境界果然已經到達可以成佛的地步了 08/23 16:18
posen2012: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 16:20
LUMEN0426: 好禪啊~~~ 08/23 16:22
engineer1: 有笑有推 08/23 16:22
ted010573: 勝文終於懂了阿 08/23 16:25
noitcidda: 進化版XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 16:32
himygoddess: XDDDDDD 08/23 16:36
ch710181: 人家明明就有加東西 還亂噓 08/23 16:38
reppoc: 推一個小時過後才發現 08/23 16:39
jimmy3137: 在裝阿 在裝就不像了 08/23 16:39
lesss: 神 08/23 16:41
yahoomessage: XDDDDD 08/23 16:42
turtlefar1: XDDDD 08/23 16:44
rappig: 禪意有夠深 XDDD 08/23 16:45
poppinpete: XXD 08/23 16:46
hil851020: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 16:47
DOGGYBEAR: 靠北XDDDDDDDD 真的有禪意 08/23 16:50
hothotdog: XDDDDDDD 08/23 16:51
orinoco: XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 16:53
rickcoo: XDD 08/23 16:54
der5566: joke禪師 08/23 16:54
Guenole39: 靠杯阿~~~ 08/23 17:01
BichiB7b7: 這篇會爆XDDDDDD 08/23 17:01
LucAngel: XDDDD 08/23 17:02
sboy1111: 你繼續裝啊! 裝啊!!! 08/23 17:03
dorachen69: XD 08/23 17:04
soga0309: XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 17:04
waiter337: 靠爸逆 08/23 17:04
yuisgood: 幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 17:07
gy158984: 幹! 雙梗XDD 超清流 08/23 17:11
Rapper: 爆 08/23 17:11
pa7711201: XDDDDDD 08/23 17:11
charlie0531: XDDD 08/23 17:12
f63126: 連勝X~清流登場 08/23 17:12
after1: 原來有新梗XDD 差點噓OP 08/23 17:14
STi2011: 哈哈 08/23 17:15
bounty5254: 好高深的政治笑話 08/23 17:16
s88220726: 清流推XDDDDD 08/23 17:19
gn01669281: XDDDD 08/23 17:19
hu7592: XD 08/23 17:20
haha99: 清流XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 17:22
point2012: X1XDD 正禪道啊 08/23 17:28
franktai1993: XDDDDDDDDDDDD好濃的禪意 08/23 17:29
qwaszxcde: 禪師你的不自殺聲明要出 不然會變消波塊 08/23 17:31
w1230319: XD 08/23 17:37
ted010573: 隔天 禪師 被圓寂 08/23 17:38
delightmagic: 也太ㄎㄅ XD 08/23 17:43
bm5apa: 被圓寂XDDDDDDD 08/23 17:46
ironjack: 超棒 08/23 17:48
angelstephen: 好笑! 08/23 17:49
ooxx101: 嘴角上揚給推 08/23 18:00
kyhkyh: XD 08/23 18:01
johnnykao530: 太神啦 08/23 18:01
ooxx101: 老爸你幹嘛買帝寶害我,爸回:省租不要吵 08/23 18:03
samuelc: 推一個 08/23 18:04
buzzying: XD 08/23 18:04
BDUUU: 超靠杯XDDD 08/23 18:11
m791226: 9.2怒噓 08/23 18:13
zron77: XDDDD 08/23 18:13
q123736301: 這篇有點猛阿 08/23 18:13
horseboa: 超好笑XDDDDD 08/23 18:14
julian30320: 不錯 08/23 18:14
bullstheone: 太猛了 朝聖推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 18:15
jimmy5680: 朝聖XDDDDDDDD 08/23 18:16
Nerokai: 笑翻 08/23 18:17
Leavesb: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 18:17
lf41001: XDDD 08/23 18:21
TzHanShiao: 超猛笑話 朝聖推 08/23 18:21
gaiaesque: 有心梗 08/23 18:25
flyuxing: 太深奧了XDDD 08/23 18:27
aceg502: 太智障了XD 08/23 18:29
a247644: 太靠杯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 18:34
aalau3: 被圓寂xDDDDDDDD 08/23 18:35
boss4853boss: 這篇真的有創意! 08/23 18:37
baby5731: XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 18:42
bigwate: XDD 08/23 18:44
johnwalk7: 校慘 08/23 18:44
bala73: XDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 18:45
tyntseng: 不愧是禪師!!! 08/23 18:46
evilture: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 18:48
chichung: 靠杯後座力好強 XDDD 08/23 19:02
aadsl: 08/23 19:06
wchf8: 值得推薦 08/23 19:11
skysea: XDD 08/23 19:11
writer1116: 果然是靠北 08/23 19:14
worksucks: XDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 19:16
Kreen: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太強了! 08/23 19:27
fralice: 只能推了wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 08/23 19:38
tovshang: 哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/23 19:41
lougii: 超強XDD 08/23 19:54
wowkg21: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 19:56
yaoday4214: XDDDDDDDD超有梗 08/23 19:59
traceone: XDDDDDDD 08/23 20:01
nvalue: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 20:04
p7537p: 靠北XDDDD 08/23 20:05
Pierre5566: 推 爆 他 08/23 20:07
paul0808: 朝聖XDDD 08/23 20:07
e1q3z9c7: 裝滿不就得了 沒有罵的理由啊= = 08/23 20:15
e1q3z9c7: 裝滿了禪師應該說:「好,都倒掉。」才需要罵吧 08/23 20:15
bubblelon: XD 08/23 20:18
Tahuiyuan: 我查證過了,這是民進黨送來的下空老和尚! 08/23 20:21
wildwind0210: 深具禪意 08/23 20:26
alwaysstrong: ! XDDDDDDD 08/23 20:30
jason830301: 禪意推 08/23 20:34
luckysummer: 禪意超深 08/23 20:34
cs91358: XDDDD 08/23 20:34
jaywwfqq: 不錯!有深度! 08/23 20:35
gn02550380: 哈哈哈 08/23 20:36
edenknight: 推 08/23 20:38
kar: 這真是太有深度,禪意十足 08/23 20:39
jcto04: 靠爸XDDDDDDDD 08/23 20:46
BlankClown: 深度文 08/23 20:50
o74185212: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 20:50
leon82415: 這有點猛 08/23 20:57
idiscc: 好一個靠杯 XDDDDD 08/23 21:03
j1991911: 禪師應該是高雄市議員鄭清助 08/23 21:11
kylepii: 朝聖XDDDDDDDD 08/23 21:14
jiejar: 這禪意好深阿XDDDDDDD 08/23 21:15
pc009732: 有深度的梗..XDDD 08/23 21:22
ray1286: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 21:23
hank11235813: 真得是靠杯 08/23 21:23
for2211: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD看兩次才懂 08/23 21:23
MimI2008: 優文XDDDDD 08/23 21:24
murasaki77: XDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 21:29
kao322322: 靠背XDD 08/23 21:29
pttchips: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 21:31
MartinLK: 過三天發現這是KP陣營伎倆 08/23 21:36
hosanna0813: 比打你一棍還強阿!!! 08/23 21:42
jason7086: 完了要被圓寂了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 21:44
lineage1231: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 21:47
holyjj: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 21:49
Rothur: 朝聖推XD 08/23 21:51
genteme: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 21:53
genteme: 別說啦 等等又被說網軍LOL 08/23 21:54
dextertw: XDDDD 08/23 21:56
love0502me: XDDDD 08/23 21:57
dinel7821967: 小心網軍組隊集結車爆你 08/23 22:04
jeff666: XDDD 08/23 22:08
icecreamilk: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 22:08
Santeria: 真得太猛拉!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/23 22:13
haw561676: 強 08/23 22:19
Zeroyeu: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 22:21
acuteballoon: 推被圓寂 XDDDD 08/23 22:23
lamfervodi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 22:25
hsieh630: 好難得的清流啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 22:25
ww: 等好久終於進化了 08/23 22:26
Derp: XDD 08/23 22:26
opqr9988: 加的那一斷 神! 08/23 22:26
adairchang: 高級笑話! 08/23 22:28
askaaa: 幹XD 08/23 22:33
ayaerika: XD 08/23 22:37
yocoming: XDDDDDD 08/23 22:42
deer8dog9: 這禪意跟酸度都高到要成佛啦XDDDDD 08/23 22:43
sanguinesand: 不愧是禪師 XD 08/23 22:43
killla: 意境高超的就可清流 08/23 22:48
jingjjing: XDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 22:48
battleOGC: xd 08/23 22:52
yocha: XDDD 08/23 22:57
wowchiang: XDDD 08/23 23:02
angel0328: 靠背啊 清流XDD 08/23 23:03
csylvia: XDDDDDDDDD 08/23 23:06
izacwang: XDDDD 08/23 23:06
ajan007: 清流 08/23 23:07
tatata: 靠北啊 有這樣展開的嗎XD 08/23 23:12
s2657507: 哈哈推 08/23 23:12
ru486: 朝聖推!!! 08/23 23:18
Minigugu: 就可首推!!!! 08/23 23:34
asio123: 不推對不起自己XDD 08/23 23:35
hackerman: 哈哈 08/23 23:36
PallasAthena: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 23:36
rush007: 太強了 08/23 23:38
ddcc7887: lol 08/23 23:39
ccoos: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 23:46
tp6u40: XD 08/23 23:46
MII9u: 清流 08/23 23:50
klimpan: 推爆吧 08/23 23:52
passerk: 雙重禪義!!!!! 08/23 23:55
a21244345: XDDDDDDD 08/23 23:57
iavlb: 大智慧啊!!!XDDD 08/24 00:02
roy911006: 大笑大推 08/24 00:05
s10027162: XDDDDDDDDD 08/24 00:07
yl20649: 超好笑的XD 08/24 00:10
hallcnt: 清流wwwww 08/24 00:15
qupn0vul3: XDDDDD 08/24 00:18
snakelu1987: 有笑有推 08/24 00:18
ZIQQ001: 厲害 真強啊 真的太強了 真的笑死我了 08/24 00:25
marisaac: 原PO你害禪師被查水表了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 00:32
h41413214321: 瞬間爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 00:33
Murasaki0110: 大濕阿!!! 08/24 00:40
btohsa: 太讚了XD 08/24 00:46
tx210: 你再裝啊!靠爸 08/24 00:47
leinru: 朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 00:51
jennydyj: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 00:54
acer758219: XDDDDDDDDD 08/24 00:58
k730204: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 01:04
Boter: 靠背XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 01:10
echo741163: 清流XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 01:15
boykk: 超強der XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 01:18
valeroso: 深度XDDD 求續集XDDDDDDD 08/24 01:22
shieowmay: 禪意推XDD 08/24 01:25
Comebuy: 很弱的問一下 雙關我只看得懂一個阿 ~~~~~求解 08/24 01:49
macaber: 就一個 你再繼續裝阿, 令一個 靠爸 08/24 01:52
macaber: 不過我是覺得 "再繼續裝啊" 這個梗很高級 XDDD 08/24 01:52
vingfing: 哈哈哈哈哈,寫實耶 08/24 01:56
seadf2003: 太中啃了 08/24 02:04
marimbagou: 居然爆了OAO 08/24 02:09
yanis: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 02:14
kanzerbee: XD 08/24 02:27
u9914014: XDD 08/24 02:32
RiaHorisaki: 太猛了 08/24 02:38
fushimisaki: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 03:40
tulacu: 禪意超高你贏了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 04:05
sowoman: 禪師妙栽 08/24 04:49
wind7054: 超強XDDDDD 08/24 06:31
e1q3z9c7: 我想到了 禪師補一句「倒了吧」這樣很好 08/24 06:40
snu1152: XDDDDDDDDD 08/24 06:49
aq200aq: 中肯- 08/24 08:49
piqidibi: 噗 08/24 08:59
kobed: 難得清流XDDD 08/24 09:22
Rayio: XD 08/24 10:15
ABCDEFGHIJ: 在裝阿 08/24 10:34
zukidelko: 靠邀XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 10:35
ZenQ: 這篇好猛 08/24 10:37
comettsanyue: XDDDD 08/24 10:54
blahblah: 超中肯 08/24 11:00
qoo0100123: 哈哈哈 08/24 11:41
beryah: 金靠北XD 08/24 13:10
Lumbereddy: XDDDDD 08/24 13:49
mjnaoki: 靠杯XDDDDDDDDD 08/24 14:00
yeeting: 超有深度的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 14:39
lotuschao: 朝聖推!太好笑了! 08/24 14:55
xxxcristo: 高級笑話 超強! 08/24 15:05
yulo: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 15:15
Twone: 有人看不懂勝文為何會罵考杯 就晃然大悟大師在酸他繼續裝阿 08/24 15:32
iolefe: 深度文XD 08/24 15:49
aMBer1260: XDDD 08/24 16:24
lolucky531: 乾 XDDD 08/24 16:33
oops66: 靠北阿XDDD 08/24 16:49
DukeLiu: 朝聖推 08/24 17:36
wrytus: 真是太有禪意了xDD 不推對不起我自己:P 08/24 17:42
anthonyjun: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 17:53
scdou: 太神辣 08/24 18:30
bernon: 太神啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/24 18:42
s1s2s3s4: 推 08/24 18:56
whyhsu: 推 08/24 21:54
winner27: 靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 22:01
funation: l 08/24 22:08
james10131: 大師說你繼續裝 是講他明明就知道還在問他的意思嗎 08/24 22:54
mitsurino: 淦XDDDDD 08/24 22:57
roktzzt: 靠杯 08/24 23:13
ffiioonnaa: 哈哈哈哈哈 08/25 00:28
dt84812dt: XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/25 01:17
Kinliu: 太強了XDDDD 08/25 03:47
jason700t: XDDDDDD 08/25 06:07
sob4835: 爸氣 08/25 08:53
firehole: 有笑有推XDD 08/25 09:19
gostjoke: XD 08/25 11:50
superbabyer: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 08/25 12:08
marjeko: X D D D D 08/25 12:29
ray49907209: XD 08/25 13:48
white555: 朝聖! 08/25 15:45
justsmile56: 深度哏 08/25 17:14
linkinpk6: 這笑話有強 08/25 17:24
kevin31a2: 朝聖推阿 08/25 17:47
Handway: 靠杯 08/25 18:30
kk55662003: 推 08/25 21:14
asabase: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超有梗 08/25 21:45
qxpbyd: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/25 23:01
supermay49: XDDDDDDDDDD 08/25 23:52
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