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作者kyouya (鍵盤小妹)
看板joke
標題[kuso] 網軍被水桶十年
時間Thu Sep 18 23:18:31 2014
如果那兩個字沒有顫抖 我不會發現　我難受 怎麼說出口　也不過是水桶 如果對於網軍沒有要求 買帳號就像網購 成千上萬個人頭 總有老鼠屎壞鍋粥 ＊IP既然已被識破 　何不在被桶的時候 　一邊享受　一邊淚流 ＃十年之前　我是六八九 　你不會噓我　我們還是一樣 　躲在一個ID的身後 　走過漸漸變綠的街頭 　十年之後　我已出水桶 　學會丟水球　只是人已白頭 　再也找不到請款的理由 　網軍最後難免淪為街友 REPEAT＊＃ 直到為豬做了多年白工　才明白我的眼淚 不是為你而流　也為八趴而流 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 42.71.104.229 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/joke/M.1411053514.A.4D1.html
推 longmok2500: 這啥啦XDDDD 09/18 23:22
推 maime55: 笑到肚子痛 09/18 23:25
推 flay4619: XD 09/18 23:35
推 encoreg10917: XD 十年的話乾脆養新帳號了 09/18 23:41
推 yuanyu90221: XDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:53
推 pengjoker: XDDDDD 09/18 23:55
推 sediments: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:57
推 t913227: XDDDXDXXD 09/18 23:58
推 oheya: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:00
推 CorgiKao: XDD 09/19 00:07
推 linjaha: 我跟著唱了XDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:10
推 lawabe: 幹跟著唱了 09/19 00:12
→ zop: 有音樂！ 09/19 00:12
→ lawabe: 寶島歌王快來唱一下 09/19 00:13
推 carolsp: 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com　魔鏡歌詞網 09/19 00:13
推 alex0501: 這篇會爆XDDDDD 09/19 00:14
推 redhot99: 乾 好笑！ 09/19 00:15
推 wusbetz: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:15
推 gcb35624: 聲音出現了!!! 09/19 00:15
推 norn: 推 09/19 00:16
推 FRX: XDD 09/19 00:18
推 tony8888555: 誰來個錄音版啊 09/19 00:20
推 dan40418: 推XDDD 09/19 00:21
推 jujustine83: 只能推了啦!! 09/19 00:26
推 JinJoy: 有聲的歌詞（驚） 09/19 00:26
推 s8139118: Eason迷推 09/19 00:27
推 thegod13: 押韻寫得妙！ 09/19 00:28
推 daisy810740: 太有才了XDDDD誰來做MVXDDDD 09/19 00:28
推 jejocl3c0: 鬼島歌王快來喔 有人幫你寫好詞啦XDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:30
推 icemachine: 唱出來了 09/19 00:30
推 ltameion: XDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:32
推 ll078901905: 走過漸漸變綠的街頭XD 09/19 00:32
推 grjh871522: 聲音跑出來啦~~ 09/19 00:37
推 j6rmp4tp6: 好猛唷!!! 09/19 00:37
推 windgodvocx1: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:40
推 ss36: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:42
推 monkeyannie: 跟著唱了！好厲害！ 09/19 00:45
推 tim24262426: xD 09/19 00:46
推 hightime124: 唱完了！ 09/19 00:46
推 mitsurino: 要有魔鏡歌詞網 09/19 00:47
推 Zeroyeu: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 09/19 00:52
→ togs: 有才 09/19 00:54
推 nona: 不推不行XD 09/19 00:56
推 FRX: http://youtu.be/9BR1_L6jAHY 不知道怎麼上字幕...會被檢舉嗎 09/19 00:57
推 usihega: 難得會唱 09/19 00:58
推 sed99975: XD 09/19 01:04
推 cathy610: X,DDD,DDD,DDD 09/19 01:06
推 a31670323: 哈哈 09/19 01:08
推 whyhsu: XDD 09/19 01:11
推 alicelee1218: 跟著唱了XDDDDDD 09/19 01:12
推 sempiternal: FRX大 真強 XDDDD 09/19 01:20
推 Maziger: 歌詞改的比鬼島歌王好笑 09/19 01:31
推 Lazygas: 哈哈哈 09/19 01:32
推 xamnime: XDDDDDD 09/19 01:38
推 ts1538808: 這文 有聲音 ... 09/19 01:43
推 oceann: 煩死了XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 01:43
推 sharkimage: XD 09/19 01:47
推 kodo555: 有唱有推~ 09/19 01:49
推 DeaGoo: XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 01:58
推 forgetcry66: 有唱有推XDD 09/19 01:59
→ pttcrux: 會爆 推 哈哈哈 09/19 02:20
推 gnikesor: 有聲音XD 09/19 02:23
推 pttcrux: 補推 超有才啊 09/19 02:26
推 crazypurple: 歌詞改的不錯，唱起來蠻順口的 09/19 02:33
推 god1125469: 這只能推了XDD 09/19 02:34
推 turbomons: 黃絹 幼婦 外孫 齏臼 09/19 02:39
推 h51206yk: 推 09/19 02:42
推 kaoru1992: 太煩了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 02:50
推 singsing1130: 跟著唱了XD 09/19 02:53
推 liugs963: xdddd 09/19 03:25
推 vibo01: XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 03:55
推 jyrpg: 跟著唱了XDDDDD 09/19 03:55
→ positMIT: ............XD 09/19 04:12
推 er26562002: 10年才學會丟水球這句台白痴啦xDDDDDD 09/19 05:30
→ er26562002: FRX大好強 09/19 05:32
推 edsiao: XDDDDDDDDD 09/19 06:02
推 jeremytsai: XDDDD 09/19 07:51
推 mixxim: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 08:04
推 waqw: XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 08:06
推 ytcstevenn: 幹好猛XDDDDDD 09/19 08:27
推 saiga12416: XD 09/19 09:07
推 vulru2008: XDDDDDDDD 09/19 09:09
推 dannis3q8565: XDDDDD 09/19 09:11
推 kller0113: 太強啦XDDDD 09/19 09:22
推 Boter: 才子 09/19 09:31
推 kis28519: XDDD 09/19 09:39
推 DarknessWind: 總有老鼠屎壞鍋粥 XDDDD 09/19 09:48
推 KYLAT: 快爆! 09/19 09:53
推 lulala333: 幹 超強 09/19 10:02
推 YuSAIF: 推 09/19 10:13
推 hankungggg: XDDDDD 09/19 10:14
推 powerword: XDDDD 太強了 09/19 10:19
推 OyAlbert: 太有才了XD 09/19 10:31
推 magicgod: XDDDDDDDD 09/19 10:37
推 linfish: 鬼島歌王不出來嗎 09/19 10:41
推 stu87059: 強大 XDDDD 09/19 11:01
推 killer922: Eason表示: 09/19 11:19
推 gbcowandy: 強者 09/19 11:37
推 tryitooo: XDDD 太神啦 09/19 11:42
推 perdidos: 太強大 09/19 12:00
推 S6321698: 太神啦XDDDDD 09/19 12:06
→ wowkg21: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 12:22
推 homerun100: XDDD 09/19 12:37
推 PresidentM: 跪著聽歌 09/19 12:39
推 lf41001: 推 09/19 12:45
推 jacky4496: 這個詞 太猛啦 09/19 12:54
推 hewittlin: 金曲獎最佳作詞得獎 09/19 12:57
推 marderly: 推 09/19 13:08
推 philazy: 完全無違和 09/19 13:09
推 wiuSUNIT: 很順 押韻很強 09/19 13:11
推 sekai: 推爆 09/19 13:14
推 yyeenn: 太猛了xd 09/19 13:15
推 jijiyyder: xddddddddddddd 09/19 13:18
推 ljqq: 高手！ 09/19 13:27
推 exe01: 等等!!!!是kyouya大大!!!!!我愛你!!!!! 09/19 13:34
推 xiashachen: 哈哈哈太神啦!!! 我跪著邊看邊唱出來惹!!! 09/19 13:39
推 jetcoco: 鬼島歌王詮釋一下 09/19 14:04
→ s1s2s3s4: xddddddddd 09/19 14:06
推 joesoul: 09/19 14:16
推 jcto04: Eason迷推!!!!!! 09/19 14:24
推 minn390285: XD 09/19 14:25
推 orzno: 沒有網軍噓耶XD 這歌詞感召太多人啦 09/19 14:35
噓 zhankai: 噓了有500嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 14:38
推 KingKingCold: XDDDDD 09/19 14:52
推 AsakuraYume: XDDD 09/19 15:06
推 a840108: 押韻太神啦xdd 09/19 15:14
推 XDXDXDXDDDD: 靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好聽阿y 09/19 16:08
推 AIman: 幹…我跟著唱了 09/19 16:11
推 bun1r: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 16:51
推 fallforyou11: XDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 16:55
推 avrilrock: 神曲 09/19 18:00
推 lites: 太強了 改編達人 09/19 18:05
推 imgay5566: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 18:19
推 iloveben75: XDDDDDDDD 09/19 18:19
推 Lailungsheng: 推 09/19 18:42
噓 kramer: 總有老鼠屎壞鍋粥→建議改成 總有一個人要被桶 09/19 19:12
→ kramer: 語句比較順 跟原句比較像又上口 09/19 19:12
→ echox7321: 有唱有推 09/19 19:13
推 kramer: 補推 09/19 19:14
推 wei0429: 朝聖 09/19 19:17
→ blake7899: 金曲獎最佳做詞獎得主在這!!! 09/19 19:18
推 hil851020: 太強了 09/19 21:26
推 liilliiliilx: 幹跟著唱完了，經典好歌 09/19 21:28
推 ann7773631: XDDDDD 09/19 21:31
推 kylepii: 朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 21:52
推 u86u86: 經典好歌不推嗎 XDDDDD 09/19 22:18
推 leokind: 朝聖 09/19 22:29
推 tom50512: 太神啦!!!! 09/19 22:35
推 pttchips: 推 09/19 22:40
推 bluefly24: 朝聖推!!! 09/19 22:59
推 ibelieve120: 有聲音XDD 09/19 23:25
推 k1453888: 跟著唱.... 09/19 23:36
推 dirtycloth: 推 鬼才啊XDDDDD 09/20 00:26
推 sslo1234: 聲音出現了 09/20 00:35
推 xxxcristo: 寫得超級好!! 可以入圍金曲獎最佳作詞! 09/20 00:45
推 wind7054: 推 09/20 01:33
推 tezuka0109: 大推~ 09/20 01:43
推 plusonezero: 超煩XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 03:32
推 zinstar: 只能推了.. 09/20 04:14
推 partner5566: 太神了XDDDDDDDDD 09/20 09:38
推 x335892: 推 09/20 10:05
推 ybz612: XDDDDD 09/20 10:19
推 Ramanujan56: XD 09/20 11:01
→ yeh0416: 朝聖推 09/20 11:25
推 Xhocer: 朝聖推 09/20 11:26
→ Mayinggo: 朝聖 09/20 11:27
推 yiyixxx: 朝聖推 09/20 11:40
推 csboy500: 朝聖推 09/20 11:43
推 kk9517: 朝聖XD 09/20 11:52
推 adnea: 好酸XD 09/20 11:56
推 senari: 推XDDD 09/20 12:13
推 ayaerika: XD 09/20 12:16
推 alchemist: XD 09/20 13:05
推 donfen: NICE 09/20 15:33
推 doris0123: 朝聖推XDDDD 09/20 15:57
推 gtr1425853: 不推不行!!在宿舍笑的跟白癡一樣XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 16:21
推 jet113102: 還都押韻到底是怎麼一回事啦XDDD 09/20 18:59
推 gn00205651: XD 09/20 19:27
推 CitySheep: 演唱者功力太強 推 09/20 20:51
推 HSJ116: 兩個人都唱得好!!! 09/20 21:40
→ aq200aq: 好棒! 09/20 23:43
推 smallou2009: 幹 改得太屌啦 09/20 23:47
→ sw841103: 哈哈哈笑翻 09/21 00:11
推 pillmedicine: 太強了！！！！ 09/21 00:16
推 s80548aa60: XDDDDDD 09/21 01:26
※ 編輯: kyouya (1.171.111.132), 09/21/2014 03:11:24
推 TheNeet: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 00:32
推 punkburberry: 酸度破表!推! 09/22 01:50
推 eliza314: XD 09/23 01:22
噓 poiu1234: 0 09/23 09:35
推 bln11270: 朝聖 09/24 00:50
推 zistart: 跟著旋律走了XDDD 09/29 03:07
→ kelybaby: 讚 09/29 20:12