[ＸＤ] Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek (英字)

[tomsonchiou (TC)]

Epic Rap Battle是 Rhett & Link製作的系列（這兩位從國小認識到現在）

跟Epic Rap Battle of History是不同的，兩組人馬也常常彼此客串

像Epic Rap Battle of History的萊特兄弟和文藝復興藝術家中的兩位就是Rhett & Link

http://youtu.be/2Tvy_Pbe5NA

geek 和 nerd 基本上差別不多，共同點是社交圈小，在學校會被運動員欺負

（簡單而言就是美國校園片中戴眼鏡的男生）


Now, I’m no rocket scientist –Oh wait, I am

火箭科學家也有艱深領域的意思

My retainer and headgear

I've got a pocket-protector protector protector

I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together

Nerd的常見外表：牙套矯正器　多層插筆口袋　用膠帶黏回去的眼鏡

You’re just so early 2013

對geek來說只要過一年就已經過時

I’ll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom

LARP

實況角色扮演遊戲（Live-action Role Playing, LARP）

I tried Dungeons and Dragons once
And I died . . . of boredom

龍與地下城對geek來說無聊到死

But I’ll still kick your Assassin’s Creed

Assassin’s Creed刺客教條與Ass雙關

Your life is like Skyrim
An endless quest of Solitude

nerd的人生就像上古卷軸一直走一直走

Ooo, you beat Angry Birds
You’re not a gamer ‘cause you battle your friends with words

就算geek全破憤怒鳥也不是玩家因為只會跟朋友用文字戰鬥(筆戰嘴砲)

You click on cute icons
I execute commands

geek只會點圖示，nerd卻會寫程式碼

Do you really need a “genius” to teach you Garage Band?

genius是iTune功能之一，Garage Band是iOS的音樂編寫軟體

I can wear Google Glass without looking like a dweeb
Okay, maybe not, but I can Yelp us some good pho to eat

Geek可以讓Google Glass看起來不蠢......好吧不行誰戴都很蠢

I keep an actual ram in my PC!

ram有記憶體和公羊的雙關

You look like an actual troll

troll有山怪跟網路小白的雙關

I’m fluent in C++
[std::cout << “You just suck! \n”;\]

用C++語言寫You just suck!

Hold on a second
Let me tweet this info-graphic I made

Geek常見習性：發推特和做視覺資訊圖

You don’t know what you’re Tolkien about

托爾金(Tolkien)和talking發音相近

You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth
and the size of the brain!

兩人異口同聲說明geek跟nerd根本缺點彼此都有

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