Fw: [問卦] 一個單字讓女生知道你英文超爆幹強

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1VoXO-92 ]

作者: togs (雙標達人) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [問卦] 一說出來女生就知道你英文超強
時間: Fri Dec  4 18:58:04 2020



本魯最近在練習把妹

有沒有哪個單字一放入句子中

女生就知道你英文super強的八卦?


PS: 你好，我的father是馬勒玲那種不算

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推 MEVIUS: 火山矽肺症
講完女生就跑了
                                              12/04 18:58
推 XXXXBANG: 樓下被肛都說什麼
推 jjjjjjs: https://youtu.be/jVD_aJAQMFE
推 Holymaker: anal
推 JohnLackey: bbw
推 OGCOGCOGCOGC: 火山矽肺病
噓 Nigger5566: anal
推 TatsuyaShiba: 樓下被八十歲阿嬤舔懶叫時都說什麼
推 purplebfly: 用vehicle取代car
正妹，今晚下班要不要我開vehicle去載你?

推 Birthday5566: Abandon
看來要把妹，要先abandon尊嚴

推 tmacfly: This is an book.
an有強調的意思  任何單字前面都可以用  知道這個的人確實不多

有傳達出英文素養的感覺  失主專業
→ Birthday5566: My name is Hanmeimei
推 gasara: kobe
妹妹你好，我今年19歲，我kobe超強，要不考慮跟我交往?

推 chinhan1216: gag
噓 caesst85149: 一個單字是強個屁
一個單字是強個fart?

推 abcorz: vibe
會用這個字很有水準

推 sam4105112: peko yubi
人家才不知道什麼是pekopeko

推 andysamlee: Dildo
→ EEzionT: I'm from France
我來自France，這樣聽起來確實成功率很高

看來France這個單字有顯示出一個人的英文掌握能力

推 chris860123: Osteoporosis
你居 然拚得出這麼長的單字

推 OKnight: beverage
你好，我銀行的beverage有40億  要不要跟本大爺交往

推 SilverGpoint: prostitute
→ pauljet: 矽肺病
噓 rop45678: pathetic 這都要發文
我是hyperpathetic

推 jim543000: A
推 pleasewait: money
推 aikotoba: anomie
靠杯這好難  是專門學科才會用到?

推 PASOENJOY: Mercedes Benz
你好  我開Mercedes  聽來好像對把妹鰻有用的  這單字應該放入教科書中

推 Beanoodle: How you doing
改 What's cookin good lookin?比較潮

推 muzik: netflix吧一堆假掰妹在用XD
哈哈  好像蠻多人在用的  沒用跟不上流行了

→ salesperson: Ching chang Chong
推 hahahaha5566: Wryyyyyyyyyyyyy
這個講的時候要下腰太累

推 ja1295: Penis
現在沒人再用這個單字了  大家都馬用wiener形容大GG (誤

→ liafree: fuck
推 opray: i have one billion.
推 zero9613719: hesitation / passion
推 SigmundFreud: please stand behind the yellow line
推 SantaNM: Wuhan pneumonia
→ mike03486: housesssss
推 zoeapezoo: https://youtu.be/AxSp3FBg-mI
推 luluhsiu: fisting
double fisting; gaping

推 toeic900: ccr
噓 billpk11: Hey~moona!
社長換人了

推 peiring: costco
我都念costco

推 joy462110: my father is....
噓 TakeMyUltra: 我有phimosis
我有チンカス

推 bearanna: cystic hernia
推 pinhanpaul: togs
講出來就輸了人生了

推 hw1: Cunt
I cunt understand what you said (英式發應

推 dymagic: Tenent
推 shitboy: 貓王歐羅巴齊(烏龍院)，義大利設計師sit down please(與
→ shitboy: 龍共舞)
推 applebg: Do you wanna have intercourse with me?
只能用一個單字，整串唸出來的話除非你口音很好。

我來幫你代換試試看

你想要跟我來一段intercourse嗎? (互相court的意思

推 wang111283: voyage
bon voyeur

推 martin7887: pikapika
噓 lou3612: Cunt
推 euruing: Em...
→ godo: Hi
推 nichtsicher: Visa
→ lou3612: 哇被搶了QQ
推 incisive: portfolio
噓 facebookig: 無聊
推 HcrnyDragen: kochiomilo
kon peko konpeko

→ Kazimir: ilk
推 NSKB: adsl
噓 cabin2501: 重點是長相吧
重點是英式口音?

→ obov5116: mayshowgunmore
推 MyersLi: Foodpanda
uber

推 voyhanxu: chill
推 lou3612: 你好 我的興趣是gangbang
你好  我的興趣是multiple creampie

推 lynn26515: hentai
※ 編輯: togs (118.169.43.137 臺灣), 12/04/2020 19:20:01
推 Luwan: woderlanjiaochawchung
噓 Slowbro: Faggot
推 headiron: I am billionare
推 historyway: Dick
推 sunrisetw: BTW  ASAP  AKA  IMHO  FYI  MYOB
推 Megrez:  nepotism
推 CBR650F: You monther’s gone
推 trashkiller: Foreskin
推 shiauji: muda
→ CBR650F: Mix egg
→ trashkiller: testicles
推 cyanmedoc: autofellatio
推 sfparanoia: 火山矽肺病
→ tim32142000: iamgood
推 kohanchen: 你know?
推 polestar0505: Luxgen S5 turbo eco hyper GT225 潮車台灣保時捷
→ polestar0505:  妹子聽了都濕了
推 ahdrew51: 21樓 銀行beverage 40億求解
推 pl726: abandon
推 Ryushui: Cultivate your wet virgin field,  and plant my love s
→ Ryushui: eeds into your heart-soil,  breed our overdominant ne
推 AsTimeGoesBy: subconscious
→ Ryushui: xt generation together
→ Ryushui: 農藝系這樣可以嗎？
推 kiopl: Diamond?
推 paca0713: I have crippling depression
推 BHrabal: Antetokounmpo Ibrahimovic
→ winglight: Ahoy
推 ldeathkiller: die or go
推 selinaring: Hold TSLA 1,000 shares....
推 pr9558: Certainly
噓 zxc90147: Suck me dick bitch
推 xv2356902: blowjob
→ icyrain: mayshowgunmore
推 MSmax: unbelievable
→ Marino: maga
推 he02789222: annihilated
推 alloc: 說你想跟她做creampie :)
推 jamescho9122: America
推 ooxx123456: umbilicus
推 Number9527: umbilicus
→ Number9527: ………樓上  也太有默契
噓 mirac1e: Apple
推 qers4609: I’m rich
推 SaintsRow: Ostreich
推 nonedude: ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevue ugbemugbem osas
噓 abcalmighty: coprophagous
推 HarukaLoveu: PornHub
推 burberry5566: 你是不是把average跟beverage 搞混了
推 amgn997: mojito
推 Gold740716: cunnilingus
推 JetChen: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
推 joehuan: orgasm
推 MajorC: Steam
推 tsaotsaogh: I am a womanizer
推 ivy15987: peko
→ tsaotsaogh: an才對
噓 gm79227922: Gan Ling Niang hi bye
推 stratuss: costco
→ tsaotsaogh: 也不用
→ richard42: money
噓 jfriendtw: englishit
推 neweb: 認真回：show me your opal
推 skott: I’m rich
推 YuzanJhang: A
推 tbbyan: Majaja
推 hiris: 把單字都換成法文，例如chauffeur (driver)美國人都覺得你
推 s85876101: Hemopneumothorax
推 will331: sukmaidic
推 asd156462: poke
推 a85123: I am honry
推 Landsknecht: 英式發音那葛好笑
噓 ganlinlowmo: vegina
推 YuChanChung: shall we fuck?(英國口音）
噓 neverlin: Les bananes
推 Darum: karma
推 Ruowind: IKEA
推 OrzOTZorz: how much
推 xxxg00w0: You jump, I stand
推 cwind07: 說Python就對了
推 hoonydooly: Costco
推 gginin007: pussy
推 Beetch: Mikehuntisbald
推 gibson72: 咕雞
推 sellgd: 美式發音的法文字啊 lingerie entourage portege
推 howhower: my father is keep on fight
推 katanakiller: hachamachama
推 wuleelee: twat
推 jader: 強個fart笑cry
推 papawayne: myopia
推 Abbevillian: how do you turn this on
推 cian0923: shenomenon
推 whatcanidoo: I have covid19 , and you?
推 kruscal: impotent
推 bensonlo: Serendipity
推 milkBK: Pegasus
推 a2470abc: fair enough
推 mathrew: money
噓 fransice7: What your Superpower again? I'm Rich.    "I'm Rich"
推 cain123: 知道怎麼用respectively的人
推 bigflyqq: how dare you
→ newgpx: 隨便一個單字都可以 只要搭配陶朱隱園的房契
推 cymtrex: 乾171樓那個好難啊
噓 kobe7785075: erection Testicles
推 ioioioaoaoao: 妳好 我迪克牛仔
推 seki8864731: Omelette Du Fromage
推 tn601374: Google translate 哈哈哈
→ cocaineweed: apologize
推 blazerwind: 口音
→ ccqoo59400: hai———ya—
推 Black8910: https://0rz.tw/y3btf exotic說完直接咩撲過來
推 gn01921390: cytoskeleton
→ tupacshkur: ================== Omnipotent ===================
→ a7241596: umbilicus
推 Aequanimitas: Stochastic
推 daueing: hypocrite
推 robin30410: zawarudo
推 karta1339622: 我白天是student 晚上是security guard
推 dahIia: makesuregunmore
→ Freeven: 火山矽肺症
→ Freeven: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
→ vicdecx: Hi，My father is....
推 dontec: Albino
噓 DevilEnvy: majiami
→ ZAXUS: peko
推 rltc: I have miney
→ rltc: money
推 shining504: May show gan more
推 LaoDa5815566: stOPu!!!!!!
推 bensonlo: Nirvana
推 wolve: pornhub
推 xhomeptt: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
推 stw0975: Hi
推 yh0065: serendipitous
噓 qwe870501: Slut
推 dg0704: Ahoy!
推 ericcc: COVID-19
推 kizajan: netflix and chill
推 terresa916: 原po回推文超好笑
推 tonychiao: No worries
推 intomoony: sick
推 TOMYEH1976: Merdeces
推 gamania11234: dude
推 starfishfish: Pussy
推 Chian3675: may show gun more
推 yuyz: bimmer
噓 nccupopo1221: 銀行有beverage 是什麼概念？
噓 PaPaYang: right now
推 Simonwhaha14: i i
→ wcp59478: ej開頭的單字
推 sl11pman: NMSL
推 AndKobe: I`m rich.
推 voyage0131: I’m rich
推 streakray: peko
→ ll1117: suck it off.....
推 pchome321: ETF
推 kinik: pussy
推 ambitious: hysteria
推 abasqoo: serendipity
推 asuscp123: legit
推 buck5060: 笑die
推 HIDEI524: lady first, thank you very much
推 nasa709: Hermès
推 GODBLESSHU: 維大力
推 grantwei: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
推 joem: superb
→ bozhi0720: you is idiot 之類的呢
推 TBOC: dollar
推 sexintheair: abracadebra
推 connell12654: Peko↗Peko ↘Peko ↗
推 kyouya: Cynical
推 xiao2chen: coroutine
推 fullHD2k: ricky
噓 harry881210: may show gun more?
推 sweetru8u6: fish yes
噓 russellluo: vibe是有水準的單字喔xDDDDD
推 gujason9511: multitasking
推 ahcahc:  https://i.imgur.com/gaoRQSP.jpg
噓 redmistborn: 查beverage的時候被autocorrect了對不對 笑死
推 CYCUTalker: Tight tight tight
推 LtoM722: 怎麼都沒人說這個Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
推 sellgd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P9pj07vvDk
→ sellgd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY8B0uQpwZs
推 greyrose7: ininder
推 Cybermark: I machine translate ADGuard I proud
噓 shanpinlo: senpai notice me
推 herculus6502: diarrhea
推 oioio9887: hi,my father is
推 a09374567: fuck
→ tommyhlu: 四邊形的英文
推 CTUST: Starbucks 選我正解
推 biobirst: noob boob
推 cherryiami: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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※ 轉錄者: NoPTT (1.171.168.39 臺灣), 12/05/2020 09:46:50
噓 ww:
推 smallcar801: billionaire
推 GreenMay22: This is a pen，This is a 紅心A 欸嘿 拍Apen
推 allen51103: low key..
推 chia0220: 一個單字也太難，好歹要一句話一首詩ㄅ
推 liweits: pornhub
推 modkk: fella together
推 dmaox3: 認真回：
→ dmaox3: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
噓 Kingisland: haha point?
推 sora10032: 好爹魚
→ EP: MDFK
推 typepeter: 用拉丁希臘字根的就看起來好像很專業
推 tongiwo: 我的潘尼司很有力
推 CH3CH2OH: supine
推 UE29: tremendous
推 j951224: particle in the box
推 rDog: twenteen
推 lsc0405: My dad is連戰
推 donboonic: psychological disorder
推 ttlun: HACHAMACHAMA
推 aromaraz: bazinga
推 Sixxlife: pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiois
推 m06: BENTLEY
推 Pcinereus: May I touch your mom
噓 asd097287: Do you like dick?
噓 lu417: 喔
噓 schin5566: 轉來joke版衝三小
→ offstage: I can can a can with a can.
推 naker: butter up
噓 bernon: Fuck you
噓 wowwwow: how old are you
→ k33536: can you can the can put the can?
推 bluu: My pen is big
噓 s942816: vashowganvo
推 PPLong889: Zyzzyva
→ rsom: Milf help cum
噓 DOMENKING: supa dope
推 dusty20695: https://i.imgur.com/zcAMVo0.jpg
推 RachelMcAdam: Netflix and chill
推 c19918043: Seriously?
噓 incident: thermodynamics
噓 Georgebuy: 。
推 h332563145: splendid
推 m2036172: Cry ah
推 ranke96: A
噓 blackcellar: 可悲八卦板
推 sekokawana: pekopeko
推 funghi2015: nmsl
推 talrusha: 咩
推 silvesterork: iPhone
推 andrew5106: 有夠lit
推 psyzong: Schizophrenia
推 pcpisgod: Superhung
推 durandal: God damn!
推 oops1995: Artificial intelligence
推 cado0824: pekopeko
噓 phoinixa: lame as fuck...
推 Tomlei12: Costco
推 bb0819: 我白天是student,晚上是american club security guard
推 Johnnycccc: Patek Philippe
推 cruelgentle: 晶晶體 https://i.imgur.com/dj6hRTj.jpg
推 nnlife: fellatio
推 swooshwings: Audemars Piguet
推 abjeffop: pekolish-> danjarasu
推 cheu1234: 妹子妳好，這是我的Lamborghini
推 danielgogogo: I am rich
推 ilovebingoo: polyandry
推 s6303171: I am rich
噓 pewsggl: peko
→ featherable: 總total
→ showingstar: pornhub
推 johnny861110: hetroskedasticity
推 anglesong: whosyourdaddy.  there is no spoon.
推 heaven3196: peko
推 ro77289: creampie
→ Itienbb: Garrulous
推 zoids2504: PTT
推 yayaorz: Cunnilingus
→ icanbe: swag
推 pttshawn: http://i.imgur.com/vUN6ME3.jpg
噓 aaaRengar: Just do it
推 MrBigTree: Billion
推 tikowm: the meeting is cancer
→ a8866442: 你說你得了火山矽肺症
推 victorialee: Lamborghini
推 xx49874039: 這種事情要結合情境 而不是烙一個英文單字就會如何如
→ xx49874039: 何
推 forfan: 今天我開我的ferrari來
推 LouisLEE: Podcast
→ cloud1017: Subarashii
推 Prof68: 一個字哪夠，上課站起來用英文問教授問題才夠證明。
→ phix: raju
推 niji5143: Mercedes
推 skywalker655: amibo
推 skill8808: 影片那個女的真的很哭
推 togs: 我想說標題怎麼有點eye熟
推 Kershaw0817: penis
噓 QVQ9487: Taiwan Bitch
推 asoir446pa: 你就說 strong 他就會想強
推 joeyyjo4: metamorphosis
推 victorialee: 夏天我要去歐洲的castle
推 crossmgs: アイアムジャパンニーズ
→ victorialee: 夏天要回歐洲的castle 避暑
推 hisatotea: Wakanda
推 Dayton: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious +1
推 pxndx: colour
推 rainwen: Blue who say and whose, even game win even so whole.
推 kenny8687: Extraterrestrial
→ rainylife: rich
推 zac506122: Itamiokanjiro
推 breeze1108: 我開的車是bentley
推 horun: my car is Maserati
推 DMW9527: dejavu
推 likeyousmile: 英語化拉丁文啦，論文上裝b那種
推 iiKryptos: green card
推 mike1124109: amway
推 kojiek: Thot
推 adgbw8728: peko peko
推 Merman19: dick
推 hansioux: 如果對方英文很強，你裝也沒有用。如果不強，你說很厲害
→ hansioux: 的她也聽不出來
→ missvi: 我以為有人會講erection
推 TellthEtRee: Porhub
→ knighthgink: vulva
→ Tak4678: Schizophrenia
噓 fakon: When in doubt, whip it out
推 ImMACACO: My car us Maserati
推 partyfavor: 推121啦
噓 qmaning: Mayshowgunmore
推 Dreamerrr: 都沒有人知道29是friends梗嗎
推 bimmers0: ain't
推 Thragna: 可是英文強的人都是用簡單的字啊?
推 smileradio: Kono dio da
推 CrushQQ: 吐槽一下三樓marijuana應該是西語不是英文吧
推 auowentai: I love you.
推 knightage: show me the money
推 gn01982744: mei should gan more
推 q910044: 那個非凡新聞那女的紅好幾年了,我還特地聽她是自然發音還
→ q910044: 裝出來的,後來impact那字是台灣英語腔就知道她只能念簡單
→ q910044: 英語夾在中文怕別人不知道她出過國那種
推 sck921: 火山矽肺病
推 pcshgod: May Short Gun no.
→ pcshgod: Oneday GG Always GG.
推 JayceYen: dick
推 dsct: 譃vuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas.
推 d84898631: Well
→ Shaqui11e: i don't cars
噓 tomii90: dyspareunia
推 TobyH4cker: 要不要來我的yard看我的Ferrari
推 migo123: 這1串會不會笑翻，我也來1個
→ migo123: anal
推 chungb: are you hungry? No, I am John.
噓 sasado: idiot
推 LOUISGRAY: xvideo
推 brian900530: money用pecuniary代換 嘻嘻
推 iiibbbmmm: AAAAAAAAAA
推 kaojet: ㄧ袋米扛幾樓
推 ckgjeff1990: Hasonburg
推 godzillagrrr: ㄈㄈ尺 台女母豬們直接高潮給你看
推 ccekw807: Hi我騎bws
推 blastillocal: Saw
推 JYHuang: PPLS
推 tsea87: wet
推 erichui1011: 是不是有人把beverage誤會成average了…
→ erichui1011: http://i.imgur.com/fFCzSnh.jpg
推 chyenuih: 17cm
推 parkeryang: reservoir !
推 JoshYen821: Kaleidoscopic了啦
推 jefery5630: Give me some feedback
推 Goodlife: pussy 貓
噓 xul4u0454: Who car
推 sde7w9xzo: Anemone heart
推 weapon8520: Did You just fart? Cuz you blew my mind
推 aibltjv: Antetokounmpo
推 salu1: Costco
噓 Arkgrinding: Dio
推 joytb: How much?
推 Aidan79225: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
噓 MintGreeeen: 笑點？
推 chewthelife8: 目屎哪滴
推 poloo9: superme
推 s5894143: nun
噓 Matt5566: 笑點是你英文感覺不太好
噓 lzyamos99032: 21的回文在公三小
推 roseateme: pornhub
推 cool911234: 拉普拉斯
推 ohwowyee99: rich
推 winteryoyo: 樓下鋼你的人4誰？
→ totocc: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
推 gin10791: 我家住agora garden
推 Sylviake: trivial
推 kebon: lit AF
推 kazake: 一袋米要扛幾樓
推 s214742: Antetokounmpo
→ eipduolc: Wanker
推 eipduolc: TWAT
→ p026842: 我是精神精神治療醫師
→ p026842: Psycho the rapist
推 marijuana302: 妳被我beleaguered了
推 xxx851027: Beverage 快笑死
推 salu1: "Th"anks.
→ maplefoxs: 我已經book一間旅館了
推 Softrella: 不不不他的銀行可能是指另外一種所以用beverage合理
推 vincent1985: Creampie
推 nakinight: Big
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