[轉錄][無言] 肺裡面有血塊，要開刀

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]

作者: Blue6 (像被狠狠甩一巴掌) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 肺裡面有血塊，要開刀
時間: Sat Dec  8 22:39:42 2007

兩三年前的事了吧

那時堂哥在工地工作，因為太笨從三樓掉下來，不過這不是笨點


救護車載到某省立醫院後，我爸媽也趕到了

聽醫生說肺裡面有血塊，要馬上開刀!!!


目送堂哥被推走後，反正也無聊就在那邊看堂哥的X光片


媽：這血塊看起來好像是觀世音菩薩喔

我：會不會菩薩顯靈所以摔不死

爸：我記得他好像有一塊這樣子的玉佩，說不定還真是菩薩顯靈

媽：.......... 該不會是照ｘ光時沒摘下來








結果，堂哥就被推回來了....


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※ CrazyMoon:轉錄至看板 NTUmed91                                   12/09 01:07
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※ littlepp205:轉錄至看板 joke                                     12/09 17:37
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※ meg01234:轉錄至看板 NDMC-N56                                    12/10 11:26
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