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這是從112醫學院某教授演講聽來的笑話... 內科醫生、外科醫生、精神科醫生及病理醫生看病時差別 內科醫生是 know everything, do nothing. 外科醫生是 know nothing, do everything. 精神科醫生 know nothing, do nothing. 病理醫生是 know everything, do everything. But it's too late. 雖然蠻好笑的,可是我不是圈內人,不清楚是否貼切! -- 禁止法律保護吾身,便是驅逐吾身於蠻人之中; 他們是把棍子給我,叫我自己保護自己。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.230.25.97
DrBear:這是一個老笑話,也出現很多次了 07/10 08:11
clerk:還有不同版本 07/10 08:30
basalis:公衛學者: know nothing, intervene everything 07/10 08:41
neowu:家醫科:know everything, know nothing 07/10 09:13
cyp001:賤保局: know nothing, ask doctor do everything 07/10 10:04
DrBear:法院:know nothing, judge everything 07/10 10:07
monyan:這是個老笑話~~~~不過樓上的都說完了,害我想不出新的~~~~ 07/10 10:08
nbear:法院:know someone think,but do self think 07/10 10:45
nbear:法院:know nothing,listen everything,but do self think(改 07/10 10:48
nbear:糟糕,好像該加ed 07/10 10:48
miniko:家屬:know nothing, criticize everything 07/10 11:19
Duarte:這種陳述方式, 常常是把幽默包裹在偏見的糖衣裡啊:P 07/10 11:25
Duarte:思想家: question everything, answer nothing.... 囧rz 07/10 11:26
jagdzaku:網路菜鳥:knoow nothing,po everything,but it's too lag 07/10 13:25
TallGuy:6F中肯,不過要加個字know nothing, MUST judge everything 07/10 14:29
TallGuy:法官不能因為不知道真相而有權利不做判決.. 07/10 14:30
Zeong:我才華不足,想不出什麼適用醫界大老的句子 07/10 15:35
jagdzaku:大老:(pretend to)know everything comment everything 07/10 15:40
jagdzaku:but do nothing 07/10 15:41
piggyping:應該是比較心酸吧.. jag大的網路菜鳥讓我笑了.. XD 07/10 16:23
Apin:還聽過這個 07/10 21:41
Apin:影像醫學:See nothing and r/o everything 07/10 21:41
PTG11:哈 樓上的好笑XD 07/11 08:12
Zeong:說影像科see nothing太殘忍了啦 好歹see something 07/11 15:32
miniko:r/o everything才不會被核刪呀....^_< 啾咪 07/11 17:06
jcchiou:根本不好笑 07/11 20:33
nightcatman:這篇有戰很大的潛力 07/12 02:05
Zeong:都說是笑話了 戰什麼呢... 07/12 02:37
earthrise:還滿好笑的啊,但實在有點年紀 07/12 07:46
angel5230:不過我還是不爭氣的笑了...XD... 07/12 23:32
jacksong:好笑~~~ 07/14 05:27