[新聞] 看胸有理！飽眼福又長壽？ 男士不再偷偷摸摸

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看胸有理！飽眼福又長壽？　男士不再偷偷摸摸

NOWnews.com 今日新聞網
2011年9月15日 11:16

德國研究顯示，男性盯著女性胸部其實能夠延長壽命。（圖／擷自正妹星球部落格）
國際中心／綜合報導

來自德國的一項研究顯示，男性盯著女性胸部其實能夠延長壽命。進行研究的卡倫韋瑟博
士（Karen Weatherby）表示，只要看女性的胸部10分鐘，就如同在健身房進行30分鐘的
有氧運動般有同樣效果！

研究小組由法蘭克福的三間醫院研究人員組成，並且進行了長達5年的研究。100位男性被
要求每天觀看身材豐滿女性的胸部，而另外的100位男性則不這麼做。5年之後，研究小組
發現那些每天「觀賞」女性胸前美麗曲線的男士們，血壓較低，能夠有效降低心臟冠狀動
脈疾病的危險，並且還能改善血液循環。

研究指出，每天通過這樣定時的看女性胸部，平均可以延長4到5年的壽命，比多吃青菜蔬
果或是多運動還要更加簡單，卻能達到延年益壽的功效。卡倫韋瑟甚至表示，鼓勵年過40
的男性每天至少花上10分鐘的時間，欣賞D罩杯以上的胸部。


原文網址: 看胸有理！飽眼福又長壽？　男士不再偷偷摸摸 | 國際新聞 | NOWnews 今日
新聞網 http://www.nownews.com/2011/09/15/334-2742465.htm#ixzz1Y19RF3Ra

英文原文：
縮：http://goo.gl/rJOW
http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-Minutes-Of-Staring-Boobs-Daily-
Prolongs-Man-039-s-Life-by-5-Years-72490.shtml

November 30th, 2007, 19:06 GMT · By Stefan Anitei
10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years...


Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make
us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh
Hefner knows it.

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly
World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their
lives with years.


 "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as
Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,"
said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in
Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the
health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females
daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower
resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study
indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of
stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that
men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts
sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily
and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his
life four to five years." said Weatherby.

This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those
midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect
such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.

Note: This is, obviously (and unfortunately), just a joke...

這就是台灣媒體的水準啊~~
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《長壽秘方》男生常看女生胸部　壽命可延長4～5年？！
http://goo.gl/ssmAB
↑ 我強烈懷疑Nownews的記者是抄襲這一篇網路新聞報導的!!

從這個案例可以想見現在的網路如何影響了資訊的傳佈
一則10年前的網路謠言可以活到現在
只要有人google到，就可以復活起來....

同樣的，只要一個醫生在網路上被貼上標籤是沒有醫德
那就是遠遠超過一輩子的時間了…可能會一直持續到網路滅亡吧…

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