作者kamadevas (蔗尾蜂房)
看板poetry
標題[創作] Two Drunken International Corresponden
時間Thu Jan 24 07:29:51 2013
You know what, we should leave this city
We should go east, by the rail
You are right, the metrople itself is a big lie
Nothing for us to report, we should go, not by the rail
But along the rail. We should walk every inch of the way by our own feet
Damn right, we should walk eastbound across the whole Turkey
And we will creep into Iran--forget about the passport
Forget about the visa--we will in disguise
Yeah, we will cross that“rogue” country…“clandestinely”
Awesome,I love stealth, bare footed, in a hood, like the Lawrence of Arabia
But, we got to save our asses this time
Right, let’s toast for it, to our asses! To our god damn clean asses!
And then what? What? Afghanistan…
Oh, yeah, Afghanistan, I want to see the giant Buddha statue
Well, I got to tell you bro, it has been bombarded
Have you been there? No, what?
Then how do you know it really be destroyed
You’re right, you’re right, maybe the whole thing is a hoax
Oh…don’t tell me it is an evil scheme
made by Western museums, if it really were, and we reported it
Then it would be a huge international scandal
And we should got the Pulitzer Prize for that
Too bad, we wouldn’t! No, people are all liars
They don’t want us to be truth-tellers
And you know where we really should go…Shangri-La!
We should burn ourselves there and achieve nirvana
Should we do it ourselves instead of shooting someone else doing it?
I think we are reporters, what we do is…just to shoot
Speaking of shooting, did I show you my new Leica? It’s darn good!
What the fuck…what all these high resolution lens are for
If you ain’t got no resolution at all?
My mistake, now I think we shouldn’t walk
It will take at least six months for us to get there
What if we got sick, what if we got caught and rotten in some dungeon?
Forget the Turkey, forget the Iran
We should take a plane from Istanbul to Kathmandu
Zip! Less than six hours and here we are, at the front gate of Shangri-La
And you know what the best part is
We can take a karaoke bus to our destination for the next six hours
And I definitely want to sing Koji Tamaki’s songs
A huge fan, you know…hey, can I borrow your lighter
Oh, a Zippo, that is nice, wind-proof…
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