Re: [請益]英文系的幫幫我！

[uno0708 (life goes on)]

※ 引述《cryying (red 我不要聽話了!)》之銘言：
: 有沒有人可以告訴我
: 關於會話的...主題是"技術"...
: 2個人的對話！！
: 要找什麼雜誌....或是幫我想對話內容也可以！！
: 期末考  要2人對話 4分鐘
: 救命阿！！


http://www.ehow.com/

一個教你大小狗屁事的網站
目前的前十名裡我覺得比較有用的是：
．怎麼幫你家的阿喵跟阿狗刷牙
．怎麼樣重灌比較快
．怎麼選一雙好的慢跑鞋 (潘婷的意見：台北人就直接去SOGO10F找Mizuno買)
．怎麼用筷子 (果然是歪國人啊...)

其他學習方法也分成了很多小分類，你可以去看看。


基本上想對話就是用5W+1H帶起來。
以下對話是頭腦裡面很多阿里不打的東西跑出來的...

喵：Wow, What's that?
狗：It the super high tech iron suit!
喵：It looks great!
狗：I'm kinda of a person of low key so I only paint it in gold and flame.
喵：How do you call it?
狗：Iron Man V.1
喵：That's fantastic!! Can I try that on?
狗：No, you can't. You don't have the sexy build as I have.
    You don't have the handsome face as I have, either.
    The Iron Man V.1 is made for me only.
喵：What the hell!!!!F**k!What the hell are you gonna make this stuff?
狗：Last time when I went to FISHING ISLAND. I met some Japs and they
    wanted to...
喵：Wait...you're the captian who was captive by the Japs??
狗：That's me. Thank god I'm clever enough; therefore, I made the most
    original Iron Man Suit.
喵：Where did you get the iron? Where did you find the energy to push
    this suit?
狗：That's easy. I rip all the stuff from Japs ship.

(Some noise coming from outside.)

韓狗人：What are you doing here and who you are?
        Don't you know the Iron Man suit is made by Koreans??






我要回去打訂單了............+___+

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