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看到這一系列的文 很多人分享自己誇張打砲地點的經驗 多年前的陳年往事的恐怖經驗就湧上心頭 原po很喜歡逛公園,不管是河濱公園 小公園 大公園 有時候慢跑 騎車 或只是散步的方式 某天  原po在天龍國某個有湖的公園走走 經過一對在樹叢的情侶 在對話 說 男:「等下敢不敢去湖中的涼亭ooxx?」 女:「涼亭!?什麼啦 廁所還可以 涼亭太誇張了吧」 男:「現在這麼晚又沒有人」 女:「不要啦」 因為內容實在有點盧 總之就是男生想嘗試 女生不敢 正當我覺得他們只是耍嘴皮子的時候 男方就放大絕了 男:「如果你答應我的話 上次你說想要的那個xx包包我明天就買給你」 女:「真的假的 那要好幾萬耶」 當我在走一圈回來的時候 男生跟女生已經不再樹叢旁的椅子上了 看到這裡 如果鄉民是我 會不會想去涼亭看一下故事的結局? 然後我就快步的走到涼亭附近 發現涼亭那邊有人 彎低身體的在橋上躡手躡腳的靠近涼亭中心 沒有任何的淫聲浪語 但。 我看到了!!我看到了!!!! 男生女生躲在柱子後面 女生手環抱著紅色的柱子 裙子呈現掀開的狀態 男生則在後面 只把牛仔褲頭拉開 做活塞運動 位置很隱晦 如果不是我知道 應該不會發現吧 我看得出神 屏息以待女生的反應(例如叫出來之類的) 突然 「幹!!!!活春宮!!!!!!!!!!」 我背後出現了一個年約50~60歲的阿伯 在後面這麼叫了起來 阿伯叫完以後 我的臉和那對小情侶的動作同時僵住了 (心想:就不能安靜點看a片嗎) 阿伯神態自若的轉身離開橋上 我則 站起來也不是 蹲的也不是(我想趕快逃離) 但眼看男女生已經趕緊把剛剛的合體狀態解除 朝我的藏匿處前來 這時候  我該怎麼辦!我該怎麼辦!!! 距離我躲的地方還有三個彎 兩個彎 一個彎 我............ 假裝是個流浪漢全身蜷縮側躺在角落的地上 天這麼黑  他們應該也不會注意到我吧 我心想 「啊啊~~恁娘咧~~~~這裡有個人倒在這裡」男生大叫 「阿婀~!!!好恐怖喔,怎麼辦啊」女生問 「趕快走啦」這對洨情侶就這樣無情的離開了 不過 也好 因為那個阿伯過了兩分鐘又回來了 「肖年耶  你溝底家喔?(你還在這)」 幹 原來阿伯早就發現我了 全身黑黑髒髒的回家了 -- -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.160.33.209
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Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 16:28
gskindm:超好笑 04/06 16:28
eatofthedead:幹 死阿伯掃性 04/06 16:29
joscheng:這真的太好笑了!!!! 04/06 16:29
Maxwell5566:XDDD 04/06 16:30
eeee19:你溝底家喔? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 16:31
aggressorX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 幹你好智障XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 16:34
xgcj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 16:34
nerdy:有笑有推XD 04/06 16:37
BaaaSwin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 16:38
tmug:[超幹]涼亭隱匿打炮被阿伯識破 04/06 16:38
Fireis556:幹阿伯 也太白目 04/06 16:39
sony1256:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 16:40
m0535:還挺好笑的 04/06 16:40
p336465:西斯帝國重返榮耀!!!!! 04/06 16:40
NICEMAN5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 16:40
kevin791218:有笑有推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/06 16:42
lwing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 16:42
LazyCool:阿伯好GY XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 16:43
ThreeNG:其實是阿伯自己想看戲 XD 04/06 16:43
sanhowu:XD 04/06 16:44
xgcj:這篇會報 04/06 16:45
chiachen:很有畫面~~ 04/06 16:45
oligogo:原來那天就是... 媽的勒 害我那天...幹!!! 04/06 16:46
sorkayi:阿伯在搗蛋 04/06 16:46
lyu1991:這才是西斯版阿 04/06 16:50
jojo50:大湖公園嗎?XDDDDDDDD 04/06 16:54
Chuang000111:....太蠢了 04/06 16:55
zxc00415:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 16:55
craig100:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 16:57
infinitem35:幹 太好笑了 04/06 16:57
QOO5566:XD 04/06 16:58
psychoF:瘟腥小品 04/06 16:58
lichopin:阿伯來亂的 04/06 17:00
kaiia:西斯回來了-口- 04/06 17:00
honafire:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:00
odbc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:01
yangtsur:哈哈剛剛那阿伯是去買啤酒助興嗎 04/06 17:01
cuteneo:幹~笑死我了~有笑有推 04/06 17:02
mesto:阿伯其實是走回去拿相機 04/06 17:02
ICQ5920:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~ 04/06 17:03
Strogatz: 超好笑XDDDD 04/06 17:04
fansboy:借轉JOKEXDDDDDDDD 這篇轉JOKE會被噓嗎? 04/06 17:04
fansboy:如果不行的話我在到就可自砍 04/06 17:05
可以啊
p78533578:哈哈!~裝的好 04/06 17:06
ttb:要轉的記得問原po以免觸犯版規喔~~ 04/06 17:07
sata0905:西斯有救 04/06 17:08
st00030116:XD 04/06 17:09
IanHsia:XDD 04/06 17:11
Syoshinsya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:11
john371911:碧湖公園? 04/06 17:14
bolen:阿伯好GY啊啊啊~~~ 04/06 17:14
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thewaymilky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:16
laiko:XDD 幸好我當年沒遇到那種機車的阿伯... 04/06 17:16
sigma729:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:17
darksaber:湖中有涼亭的公園不少啊,新公園和國父紀念館都有 04/06 17:19
yenju:有笑有推 04/06 17:20
vs80052:哈哈哈XDDDDD F大還沒轉嗎我幫轉好了會爆!!!! 04/06 17:22
st880517:也太好笑了吧XDDDDD 推推+1 04/06 17:22
vs80052:轉錄至看板 joke 04/06 17:23
ghostl40809:大湖公園? 04/06 17:23
Plumpy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:24
dl123:阿伯好靠北.... 04/06 17:24
gogokangta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:24
barbariane:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:25
Iori2010:好文,不推嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:26
Sam92215:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:29
chungrew:推爆他吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:30
blair60503:有笑有推 04/06 17:31
cool10528:大湖公園很鳥 上次跟女友去看到旁邊水溝很像重金屬汙染 04/06 17:31
fegat:幹 笑死了 哈哈哈哈 04/06 17:31
littlenee:XDDDDD 04/06 17:33
CKmoon:阿伯北七XDDDDDD 04/06 17:33
pardini:只有我關心這樣的話 皮包要怎麼算嗎? 變皮夾? 04/06 17:35
cocksux:XDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:35
howard0318:... 04/06 17:38
Traks:阿伯滿分啦~~~~ 04/06 17:40
shyKR:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:44
hungyacom:阿伯:肖年耶 跟我回家吧 04/06 17:45
s8930335:「肖年耶  你溝底家喔?(你還在這)」 04/06 17:49
hsiangsamuel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:49
yvmi:阿杯!!!賣安捏啦~薩炮救台灣捏!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:50
wangsuck:現在那地點會被坐捷運的看光光吧 04/06 17:50
jack00712345:[超幹]我都快OGC---了突然大叫害我軟掉 04/06 17:53
tupacshkur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:53
s50256nt:有笑有推XDDD我猜大湖公園!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/06 17:55
m062u03:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:55
bei0917:我也猜大湖公園!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:57
inmoking:北七 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 17:58
a78a78:我笑了XDD 04/06 18:03
hni:水辣! 04/06 18:03
shuan0130:有笑有推 04/06 18:03
ADIE2:幹太好笑了 04/06 18:04
samz:幹!有笑有推... 04/06 18:04
FranKang:其實光內湖就有三座湖吧 04/06 18:06
leenew:大湖公園喔 04/06 18:07
colorsplash:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/06 18:08
Darius:幹,機掰阿伯XDD 04/06 18:13
fansboy:被轉過去了0.0 等原PO回應等到被轉 沒差 去JOKE看回應 04/06 18:14
tbs002532:幹好好笑 04/06 18:17
tnjack:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:20
aikensh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD參加角色都好智障 04/06 18:20
bearisgod:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:21
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rukawa514:有笑有推 04/06 18:28
tn:大湖公園的話,那後山以前是野砲勝地啊! 04/06 18:28
pigapple:@@ 04/06 18:28
pennymarkfox:這應該po就可版吧!!!! 04/06 18:31
hakkacandy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:32
Abric:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:33
bruce3166:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:33
samas0806:幾爸婚 04/06 18:35
wwwman:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:36
FranKang:pennymarkfox說的是,幫轉一下joke板吧 04/06 18:37
hitsukix:幹 超好笑XDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:43
abckk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:44
mingpsy:XD 04/06 18:45
yeeting:阿伯好掃興哦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:45
XD10160804:阿北厲害啦!! 04/06 18:45
lshtd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:46
miliis:高雜高婚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:46
erasermyself:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:47
ben3683:阿伯專業XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:52
IWF:宅勇,算你好笑...... 04/06 18:53
batschris:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 18:54
guiltily:有笑有推!! 04/06 18:57
godhands5566:超北爛XDDDD 04/06 19:02
LEONSQTWO:可借轉笨板嗎?? 04/06 19:06
justice00s:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 19:09
z063766:XD 04/06 19:10
hganan000:原來你就是那個年輕人 04/06 19:10
dvdp1ay:GJ!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 19:20
flerow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 19:24
toufon:笑署輪了 04/06 19:25
bboycookie:有校友推 04/06 19:25
Mireen:幹.........真的會笑死 04/06 19:29
darling1108:笑了!! 04/06 19:36
Makotoyen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 19:38
HNO3:阿伯讓我笑出來了XD 04/06 19:40
tsa01033070:好笑!!有梗 04/06 19:54
love072642:XDDDDDDDDD 04/06 20:02
lightpisces:肖連耶 哩勾底嘉喔 04/06 20:06
nhpoppin1:靠北XD 04/06 20:10
GenesisXD:碧湖公園吧...往上走有個涼亭.......... 04/06 20:13
max790223:幹XDDD 04/06 20:18
d90493:有友有推 04/06 20:19
nasafood:..阿伯很故意 XD 04/06 20:19
shoufuen:XDDDDD 04/06 20:19
neogood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 20:30
nicoleshen:可以轉JOKE版嗎?好好笑 04/06 20:38
joey19870429:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 20:39
dyspnea:XDDDDDDDDD 04/06 20:43
n7810924:後座力好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 20:47
Grammy:最後一句.................XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 20:52
johnson77811:這老伯是故意的吧XDDDD 04/06 21:02
MirageAngel:科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科XD科 04/06 21:05
z510:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 21:07
Addidas:阿伯根本白活了 大風大浪沒見過 這種小場面居然叫出來 04/06 21:26
edwardtp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 21:28
hothotdog:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/06 21:29
yasionl:阿伯超故意 04/06 21:31
laal:XSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 04/06 21:38
snowyba:XDDDDDDDD 04/06 21:40
Csir:笑到打滾 04/06 21:44
LambOfGod:笑死我XDDDDDDDDD 04/06 22:04
Y0SHIKI:XDDD 04/06 22:18
giantwinter:XD 04/06 22:19
gn01716103:阿伯真北爛 04/06 22:20
FranKang:可以轉joke了,誰幫轉一下 04/06 22:20
Tearjerkes:XDD 04/06 22:22
laizin:嘲聖惹 04/06 22:42
LEONSQTWO:已經轉過了,該轉笨板了 04/06 22:48
beeper543:肖年耶  你溝底家喔? 04/06 22:48
fromwilda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 22:51
sparkle0829:XD 04/06 22:52
occupy:XD 04/06 22:54
g92886:全身黑黑髒髒的回家了 XDDDDDDD 04/06 22:55
hiroshi6557:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 22:57
tep1214:XDDDD可以借傳FB嗎??? 04/06 23:01
csc410643:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 23:13
hliwe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 23:18
Joues:幹 真的有夠好笑 哈哈哈 04/06 23:26
lele1014:掃興阿伯 XDDDDDDDD 04/06 23:26
jab:XDDDDDD 04/06 23:38
axyl:XD 04/06 23:41
kybody:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 23:44
vincent0911x:白木阿伯 XDDDDDD 04/06 23:46
snowday:讚啦 04/06 23:48
john97611017:北爛阿伯 04/06 23:57
ohmyjesus:阿伯就不能電電吃三碗公嗎.. 04/07 00:12
ggly:朝聖XDDDD 04/07 00:15
acamen:超好笑的~~~ 04/07 00:22
klinmmm:XD 04/07 00:25
PlayPtt:笑到破表 04/07 00:35
wolfking623:朝聖 04/07 01:20
ChangHash:XD 04/07 01:45
seaweed1520:朝聖推 04/07 01:49
jxxxxxx:水喔 難得有爆的文章!! 04/07 01:50
enternity:哈哈!! 超好笑!! 04/07 02:16
alentek:這阿北來亂的 XD 04/07 02:32
gohole:XDDD 04/07 03:58
smelly:朝聖 04/07 04:01
jasper10:笑死我了 04/07 05:35
MSEstar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 09:29
godmanhand:這要轉到笨板吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 09:49
miniUU:還以為你跟阿杯有精彩的一段 04/07 10:06
joey7339:"這對洨情侶就這樣無情的離開了"這句讓我笑翻了XDDDDD 04/07 11:16
tk1211:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 12:39
chronon:從JOKE版來朝聖XD 04/07 12:56
laputaca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 13:30
LJWen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 14:16
dsilver:XDDDDDDD 04/07 14:19
hello75310:西斯有救了!!!! 04/07 14:21
imgay5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD阿杯很靠北 04/07 14:28
juilypink:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 14:38
fat800819:笑倒了推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 15:01
ZeroAeroXoly:XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD~ 04/07 15:31
Zenkyo:有笑有推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/07 15:38
WKK:哈哈哈,老頭威能!! 04/07 16:02
pop31322003:太屌了~~~~幾霸昏 04/07 16:54
paul2841889:幾爸婚!!!!!!!!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/07 17:12
chimori:XDDD... 04/07 18:02
yao30712:XD 04/07 18:31
snow1021:幹.....這個有梗 04/07 18:37
inmorelong:太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 18:51
quinten:有笑有推太有梗 04/07 20:02
pleasedont:靠腰為什麼阿伯走得掉你走不掉!! 04/07 21:47
dbkc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/08 00:28
newjedi:阿伯真靠夭 XD 04/08 10:44
DongChing:XDDDDDDDD 04/08 16:42
bitchsucka:太好笑了XD 04/08 16:55
hungwei0810:朝聖 04/08 17:54
TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 04/08 20:28
fish0612:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 22:59
chense:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/11 16:44
ingrid6565:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/11 22:41
onlychan:笑了 哈 04/13 04:02
theskyofblue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 12:08