[轉錄][無言]果菜汁罐頭？

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標題[轉錄][無言]果菜汁罐頭？

時間Fri Feb 22 13:21:08 2008

※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: barry4514 (小仔) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言]果菜汁罐頭？時間: Thu Feb 21 03:19:30 2008 話說小弟我在超商工作好幾年現在這什麼都在賣的超商裡倒也什麼樣的客人都有… 去年夏天某個炎熱的周五… 一位中年婦人進了我們店裏大聲嚷嚷著：「你們有沒有賣果菜汁的罐頭呀？」「果菜汁的罐頭？你是要鐵鋁罐的果菜汁嗎？」我回答「恩西啦！」她答「…水果罐頭？」我問「不是啦！是果菜汁的罐頭啦！」她很堅持我和我面前那位我正在幫她結帳的上班族小姐看著中年婦人自己一個人在門市裡走來走去嘴邊碎碎念「雞勒啦！吼~哩心來A喔！果菜汁的罐頭攏恩災！」她找到了！？就在此時我和面前的小姐愣在櫃檯旁… 那個… …囧rz 不是寶路嗎？？？「挖丟係供激勒『狗在吃的罐頭』啦！」我面前的小姐已經笑到不能自己=.= -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.225.143.88

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