[轉錄] 單身的五種幸福

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單身的五種幸福
2010年04月18日 15:03:37 　來源： 中青網

Learn to appreciate your single status. Here are five things that singles
sometimes take for granted.

學會珍惜你的單身。以下5件事被認為是單身漢才有資格享受的幸福。

Step 1: Sleep 睡覺

Sleep is a beautiful thing. When you're single, no one's nagging at you to
get up or counting the hours that you've spent in bed. You are left in peace
with your box fan and body pillow. Sleep all day guilt-free!

睡覺是一件美妙的事情。當你單身時，沒有人會催促你起床或責怪你在床上睡了多長時間
。你擁有的只是轉頁扇和靠枕。所以即使你呼呼大睡一天也毫無內疚感。

Step 2: Money 錢

When you're single, there's no joint account. You can do whatever you want
with your money. There's none of that "what's yours is mine, what's mine is
yours" foolishness. No household budget. Go ahead and buy that hideous,
life-size statue of Wayne Newton. Put it in the middle of the living room. No
one is the boss of you!

當你單身時，不存在共同賬戶。你可以買你想要的任何東西。像“你的就是我的，我的就
是你的”之類的愚蠢的觀點完全不存在。你也不必擔心家庭收支。你想買那個真人大小的
雷人韋恩牛頓雕像就去買吧。把它放在起居室的中間。沒人可以管你！

Step 3: Career 工作

Work all night, all weekend if you want to. Then socialize with the boss
until 2:00AM or later. Your married co-workers can't compete. They've got
"commitments". You win by default! And when that headhunter calls, there's no
one holding you back. Pack up and move wherever the fattest paycheck is
waiting.

只要你願意，你可以整夜整星期的工作。或者和老板應酬到淩晨2點甚至更晚。你那些結
婚的同事在這方面比不過你。因為他們肩負著“承諾”。你因對方棄權而輕松獲勝。當有
獵頭看中你時，也沒有人可以拖住你。整理行裝，去任何一個薪水更多的公司吧。

Step 4: Rejection 拒絕

When you're single, rejection is your friend. If you're on a bad date, make
up some excuse and get the heck out of there. You don't have to ever see her
again.

當你單身時，拒絕是你的朋友。如果你的約會很糟糕，那就編造一些理由閃人吧。你不必
再和他(她)見面。

Step 5: Amuse Yourself 自娛自樂

Host a poker tournament complete with back up dancers. See how much laundry
you can fit into the washer. Create a new dish out of the few things you have
left in the cupboard and eat it in the middle of the night. Become a pro at
belching the alphabet. The possibilities are endless.

舉辦一個錦標賽，並且有跳舞的拉拉隊。看看你有多少要洗的衣服。把碗裏吃剩的菜創新
出一道新菜肴，順便在午夜時享用它。或者成為一個打嗝高手。各種可能無極限。


（責任編輯: 劉佳佳 ）


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推 pd3mnd:推～自由是最大的幸福
推 shujadzia:我假日都睡到下午..:P:P..
推 Fassbinder:大推XD
推 bigstudent:第四點要怎麼解釋啊?都被說 你一個人沒事 就不能拒絕了
推 longcent:
→ longcent:沒事就真的不能拒絕嗎？一個人到山上發呆也算是一件事呀
→ Loraiba:什麼都可以拿來當拒絕的理由，看你要不要(敢不敢)開口而已
推 XDH:推樓上。下次我也要來試試：我沒有要幹嘛，可是我就不想跟你去
推 njpmcj:看你敢不敢/要不要/想不想做而已+1
→ Loraiba:記得要拒絕得有技巧一點，人情留一線日後好相見。
推 nonojoy:拒絕看你要不要而已XD　推　我都說我工作忙　但其實也還好
推 musiccalo:我有男友  不過五種幸福都有100分  愛情也滿幸福的
→ musiccalo:好  我承認我是來亂+show off囧(光速逃離)
推 Hoopt:樓上.這裡有黑洞...光速可是很難逃阿.會被抓住.
→ sunmernoon:回4F,比起因為累拒絕男/女友的約,因為不想社交拒絕男女
→ sunmernoon:友邀請你參與他的朋友圈,因為不想社交和壓力,拒絕參加
→ sunmernoon:伴侶的家庭聚會(逢年過節總是逃不掉),單身的拒絕,頂多
→ sunmernoon:是少一個不體貼的朋友(這種還能算朋友嗎?)
→ sunmernoon:我大推前兩項: 我要睡覺權! 我要金錢掌握度 = =
推 YangWenli:自由自在是單身的最大幸福！:)
推 paulyuan:值得一推, 尤其是第四項...不習慣應酬~>"<~
推 fearnot:我很推，但也會想要談戀愛耶~
→ microcarpa:XDDD  打嗝高手