[轉錄]Re: 幸運男娶雙胞胎 (附圖)

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作者: modseventeen (　　) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [外電] 幸運男娶雙胞胎
時間: Thu Jun  4 12:34:43 2009

原新聞的連結查不到
就隨手查了一下新聞的真實性

Lucky Man Marries Thai Twins!
By Stephen Cleary


After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his
living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara
and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest ‘equal love’ for both of them!

Mr Wichai, just yesterday, 23 March, got married in pompous ceremony to both
twins simultaneously. On being interviewed by the Thai Rath reporters, Mr
Wichai declared wholeheartedly, that he didn’t see much problem in having to
perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.

In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered
a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.
Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted
for the threesome.

Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his
neighbouring twins since they were children. “When I grew older, I would
walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I
fancied more, but it was darned impossible – I adored BOTH of them – I just
couldn’t decide, which one of them to chat up….!”

He went on to say “For three continuous years all three of us would go on
dates together, until there was one day when I couldn’t stand the
frustration any longer and told them I love you and want to marry you BOTH”

The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed
when both girls admitted to having sworn all along, that they wished to marry
the same man! “It wasn’t easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping,
but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love
for the one man” the twins said.

Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him, in his family house after
the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the
newly-weds.

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering
question “And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai”? to which
he replied modestly with a beaming smile “Absolutely no problems! For the
first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next
three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us
will sleep together”

Ms Sirintara finally told the press “When my twin and I worked as assistant
nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each others side,
and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us”

“Anyway, Mr Wichai is the perfect man – he neither smokes nor drinks!”


恕小弟沒有附上翻譯...

別急著噓

圖來了...
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7355/luckymanthaitwins.jpg 圖


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→ deathwomen:沒看到圖
※ 編輯: modseventeen    來自: 140.123.216.114      (06/04 12:36)
→ Andy5566:http://0rz.tw/rEj4w
推 aegis144:你把圖複製下來 http://www.imageshack.us/ 貼這個
→ love34567:原文連結內就有圖 這是同一個連結
推 parkerlived:error page
推 neoggyy:泰國審美觀不同.....
推 zorro0555:兩個美女..
推 pths0524:男的帥女的美 天作之合
推 sunnywing:關了燈就是美女
推 bll135:看似人妖.........真的審美觀不同
→ modseventeen:嘿咻的時候叫錯名字不知道會怎樣XD
推 anetoboin:吃不到硬要嫌才是鄉民本色XD
推 parkerlived:這種娶十個也不會感到羨慕
→ modseventeen:酸民當然要一直酸了啊...
→ Andy5566:看起來還不算差啊，怎麼會不羨慕@@
推 lkadl:為新郎的勇氣推一個
推 ps20012001:覺得還可以啊 orz...鄉民眼光好高 @@
→ kvankam:色胚臉
推 brucel:是蘋果拍的嗎    為什麼要拍的那麼的....
推 welly0923:我也覺得還OK阿.
→ arashikishu:身材好就好啊! 看那男的的笑容真想扁下去 (嫉妒)
推 JokePtt:上一篇連結有圖 http://0rz.tw/bjmnW 不過放大我覺得很可
→ JokePtt:愛 可能是太國新娘妝太濃的關係...差蠻多的...
推 newper:我覺得男女雙方都很幸福漂亮,鄉民標準真高
推 welly0923:J大是說可愛喔.害我想到另個形容詞@@"
→ modseventeen:小圖看起來是不錯
推 ariesgolem:女生滿可愛的
→ welly0923:不過男生看起來蠻豬哥的
→ LOVEppears:借轉TWIN版，如不能轉文請告知，我再刪文。謝謝
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