Re: JOKE版

[Tigresa (Tigresa)]

※ 引述《triptane (triptane)》之銘言：
: 現在joke版那邊有人在強力徵求一分鐘英文笑話耶
: 我想在friends裡應該有很多這種橋段吧
: 尤其是錢德吧
  其實不止Chandler很搞笑 Joey也是...
Joey有一集是在Pyramid一個節目裡當guest
========================= 以下是不負責的聽寫 =====================
Host: Joey, describe for Jim these things that has lines
      Give me 20 seconds on the clock... Please...  Ready~~~ Go!
電視寫著 < Supermarket >
Joey: Okay. It's a store...errr... like the supermarket...
*Beep beep*
      Oh!!, I see what I did. Okay. Okay.
         < Notebook >
Joey: I'm writing in my.... ?
Jim: Diary
Joey: No, more like a notebook
*Beep beep*
      Damn it!
         < Blueprint >
      Oh. If I'm building a house, the plan isn't called the smoo print
*Beep beep*
      Can't say that either?
         < Football Field >
      Oh oh oh wait. In High school I was, I had sex with a girl right
      in the middle of the...
Jim: Cafeteria
Joey: Yeah! But that was not the one they're looking for
      (Time's Up!) Oh~~~~
--
At Rachel's Going to Paris Party...
Joey: I tried to stop her too... 57 times with the coin toss
      Heads she wins, tails I lose
*ROFLMAO*

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→ ted10:我覺得這段最好笑的是 Joey:paper, snow, ghost!!
→ waterja:對 他說ghost的表情超搞笑
→ Tigresa:對喔... 那一部分也很搞笑得說... 嘻嘻嘻~~~
推 ted10:最後還很開心的問說他冰箱裡面怎麼會有鬼 超好笑的XDDDD
→ yehyeah:Joey猜三明治的的時候 自己都說很簡單 結果還猜snow ghost
推 ventelp:這段真的編的很好笑XDDDD
推 shanmi:請問這是哪一集？