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[ZT]美型指?:milan vs inter比?版
xtratime inter板上一?香港球迷?的??,夸米?GG??的文看?很多,英文版的?是第一次看到~暴笑.
唯一不?的一?,怎么把偶?加加漏了,?道加加不?不可???哼哼!
arguing over which player is better is so lame and boring.
haven't you guys already done it a million times?
why not argue over which is the more pretty boy (or as the cantonese call it - leng zai) team?
now.. that IMHO, is much more interesting
first up, the goalies:
Toldo or Dida?
Toldo might be more manly, but dida is prettier.
i just love his alluring doe eyes... and check out those 10cm eye lashes!! and dont forget his mincing steps as he runs up for goal kicks?
conclusion: dida
Central defense:
this is really a no contest.
it makes me proud to say that AC Milan has, quite possibly the best looking pair of central defenders EVER in the history of football.
i mean.. MALDINI AND NESTA?? how's anybody gonna beat that?
comparatively speaking, cordoba and materazi are just a pair of freaks.
honourable mention to Cannavaro.
quite the girls' favorite i might add.
Left Back:
Coco or Kakha
now this is really a matter of taste...
the cute boyish kind (ie Coco)
or the dark, brooding, east-european intellectual???
wat a conumdrum (new word for the day.. did i spell it correctly?)...
if you wanna talk about pretty boys, there're prettier boys out there than Coco who (to me at least) looks kinda weird.
so call me biased but im with kakha!
Right back
Simic or Javier
another tough call this..
again boils down to your taste.
boyish simic or sophisticated Javier
and yet again, u can call me biased...
but i think javier looks kinda bland?
so it's SIMIC!!!
the showdown between the italian boy wonders!!
PIRLO OR MORFEO
now...
90% of the reason why i never liked morfeo even when he was with milan a few years back was because he was so frikking UGLY!!!!
pirlo just exudes fantasista charm!!! and according to my kid sister, has a damn cute butt!
conclusion:
pirlo by a mile
Midfield:
Di Baggio/ AMbro
unless ur taste runs to italian mafia types, then it's ambro!
Seedorf/Emre:
emre looks like a mini frankenstein...
compared to Seedorf, who's probably the epitome of black chic.
enuff said
Battle of the Portuguese!!!
Rui Costa vs Sergio
Rui costa by a hundred miles!!!
unless you like guys with oily faces and greasy locks!!!
Strikers Slug it out!!!!!!
Inzaghi vs Recoba
Inzaghi... what can i say?? diss his skill, diss his whining...
but he remains the perennial girls' favorite. 10 out of 10 girls i have ask thinks he's damn cute.
recoba looks like a rabbit.. pretty cute but still a rabbit
Vieri vs Shev
Vieri might be the best striker in the world, but he still looks like a lumbering, hunched back monstrosity.
Shev, can anyone say east european coolness?
Let's the forget AC Milan's strength in depth in the looks department.
Sam Dalla Bonna who could prob find a place in any boyband in the world.
Uncle Billy who's stilll looking great at a grand ol age of 36!!
Super Nando = mr cool
helveg(?) i think he looks like one of the guys from westlife
or was it n sync??
Final CONCLUSION!!!
ACMILAN has the prettiest football team in the world!!!!
首先是門將
托爾多還是迪達?
托爾多也許比較有男子氣概,但迪達漂亮得多
我實在喜歡他那雙雌鹿一般迷人的眼鏡...看看他那足足有10公分長的眼睫毛!當然也不能
忘記他開球門球時跑碎步的姿勢...
結論:迪達勝出
中後衛:
根本無法形成競爭
我可以很驕傲的宣稱:AC米蘭擁有可以說是世界足球歷史上最帥的一對中後衛組合!
我指的是馬爾帝尼和內斯塔。能有什麼人勝過他們嗎?
比起他們來,科爾多巴和馬特拉齊簡直是一對畸形人
當然卡納瓦羅不錯,很多女生的最愛
左後衛:
科科和KK
這完全取決你的品味
可愛的小帥哥科科?
還是知性的東歐黑髮男子?
真是個難題
如果你想要漂亮的男生,這兒就有一個比科科更漂亮的男生(至少我這麼認為)
你可以說我偏見,但我的選擇是KK :)
右後衛:
西米奇和紮內蒂
又是一個難題
仍然由個人喜好來決定
小帥哥西米奇還是成熟穩重的紮內蒂?
再一次,你可以說我偏心
但我真的覺得紮內蒂看上去有點呆...
所以西米奇更帥
兩位義大利才華之星的比較
皮爾洛還是莫菲奧?
就算是幾年前墨菲奧在米蘭的時候我都沒喜歡過他,90%是因為他真的太醜了!!!
而皮爾洛魅力四射!我家的kid sister認為他的屁股很性感
結論:皮爾洛遠勝
中場:
迪比亞喬和安布羅?
當然是安布羅!除非你喜歡義大利黑手黨那一型的
西多夫和埃姆雷?
埃姆雷看上去就像個矮小的人形怪物
相比之下,西多夫則是典型的黑人帥哥
葡萄牙人的競爭:
魯伊科斯塔vs康西卡奧
魯伊科斯塔比康西卡奧帥一千萬倍!
除非你喜歡油光滿面的肥男
前鋒:
因紮吉vs雷科巴
因紮吉...我還需要說什麼嗎?你可以貶低他的球技,但他始終是女人的最愛。我認識的
所有女生都認為他可愛斃了
雷科巴像只兔子...很可愛但還是一隻兔子
維耶裏vs舍瓦
維耶裏也許是世界上最好的前鋒,但他看上去就像個智障
舍瓦,東歐酷哥
最後我們也不能忘記AC米蘭在這方面的板凳深度
達拉博納可以在世界上任何一個boy band中找到位置
36歲的比利大叔仍然英俊瀟灑
超級雷東多=Mr. Cool
郝爾維格? 我看他長得很像Westlife的一個成員
最後結論:
AC米蘭是世界上最最帥的足球隊!!!