How did you know I am not from the future?
One of our teacher just told this to us.
and there is a guy claim he is from future.....
"'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Wednesday March 19, 2003
By CHAD KULTGEN
NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on
insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from
the year 2256!
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew
Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock
market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.
"We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a
pathological liar," says an SEC insider.
"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks'
time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made
capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure
luck.
"The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He's
going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his
sources."
The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in
their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out
the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall Street watchdogs.
"If a company's stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough
that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in
advance," says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing
investigation.
When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they
bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession.
Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the
future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst
stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of
stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
"It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said in his
videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look natural, you know,
lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got
caught in the moment."
In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge
"historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a
cure for AIDS.
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time
craft."
However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it
works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong
hands."
Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus.
Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew
Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep
watching for further developments. "
這新聞...真是太有趣..
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html
摘要一下
美國紐約有位男子因被懷疑涉及股票內線交易被捕
他一開始的股本是800美元
在兩週之內連續投資了126支高風險的股票大成功
資產成長到3億5千萬
因而被控內線交易逮捕
該男子供稱他是來自西元2256年，受不了誘惑跑回21世紀來炒股票
同時願意以AIDS的治療方法跟賓拉登的行蹤作為釋放他的條件...
該男子拒絕談論他的時光機所在及運作方式..
目前為止還找不到這男子存在於2002年10月以前的證據
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126支股票連續成功
兩週內 800 USD ----> 350,000,000 USD
就算是內線交易也太神了..
反而回到過去比較可以解釋@@
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太有趣了
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