A stapler is a tool that combines together sheets of paper or other
materials by driving a thin mental staple through the sheets and
folding over the ends to secure the paper, according to the definition of
Wikipedia.
However, our company is giving a stapler a new definition and making it
much fun than before. We call it "ftapler." A ftapler can combine
together ingredients of food by stiring a bunch of ingredients and
making it a new dish. You will never know what kind of dish you will get.
A ftapler will be a new tool for housewives or even chefs. You put any
ingredients you like in a ftapler, wait five minutes, and pour them out on a
plate. A dish is made!!
Can you imagine how much time you are going to save and how much fun you
are going to get?
Try our new product, ftapler. We guaranteed you can get cash back if you
are not satisfied with our product. Call it now 800-800-8800. You can get
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you would miss the best offer in this year!
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I make it up as an advertisement becasue I am a business major. :p
I hope it is ok.
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