Re: [Ｓ8 ] Top36 ~ Group 2 心得

[Manstein (exposure)]

I can't type Chinese again. But I do feel the urge to post, and I
only know one way to post. Sour it up!

: ※ 引述《DREW (曖曖內含光)》之銘言：
: : Jasmine Murray: Love Song (Sara Bareilles)

A Jasmine should know how to cry her way through. Without that,
you're nothing. Talking about wasting the pimping.....

: : Matt Giraud: Viva La Vida (Coldplay)

Yeah. Mr.Giraud. I'm talking about you. Some said he looks like
JT. Unfortunately, he just looks like Matt Dillon + Vince Vaugh
to me (singing included).

: : Jeanine Vailles: This Love (Maroon 5)

Poor lady. I still don't know how to spell her last name after
the show, and probably won't in next a million years. But I do
learn how to spell leg! Let me check. It's L-E-G-S. I'm right!

: : Nick Mitchell: And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going (Jennifer HudsonXD)

Nick is love. Really. He should have his own show now. And they
better show it the same time as AI. If that's the case, I'll
definitely switch. (OK, I admit I'll switch back just to watch
Tatiana squirt, I mean, sing again in wildcard show.)

You know what's missing? After the Karate kick, Normund should
take off his shoes and throw it at Simon. If he did that, he's
definitely in now.

: : Alisson Iraheta: Alone (Heart)

Barber assistant sang the right song. But did you notice the
interview between our red-hair and Ryan before she sang (or
shout, whatever)? That totally made Jason Castro 's interview
like Obama's speech.

: : Kris Allen: Man In The Mirror (Michael Jackson)

KrizzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz

I know Big Wets on this board are drooling all around him.
But hey, that does not work for me.

: : Megan Corkrey: Put Your Records On (Corinne Bailey Rae)

Poor Megan. She should cover her tattoos. I don't care. But
dumbasses in midwestern care, and they know how to send Ogre
into top 12 last week.

: : Matt Breitzke: If You Can Only See (Tonic)

Sorry dude. The big fat Shrek position in top12 has already
been taken by Ogre...I mean Michael Sarver. See you at the bar.

: : Jesse Langseth: Bette Davis Eyes (Kim Carnes)

My goodness. The girl really thinks she's as beatuy as Kim Carnes.
For one second I really thought she sang I'm obnoxious instead of
She's precocious...OK that's not what happened. But you know
what I mean. She got a Grammy level brother! What a waste of
golden opportunity here.....Talking about wasting opportunity.......

: : Kai Kalama: What Becomes of the Brokenhearted (Jimmy Ruffin)

Yeah. I'm talking about you. I can easily make ten jokes about
his name (Is that Kellie Pickler eating Calamari there?) but
He just gave in. Well, at least he can go back to take care
of his mom.

: : Mishavonna Henson: Drops Of Jupiter (Train)

Poor lady No.2. She completely didn't know she's a fodder.
At least she's not trying too hard. Talking about too hard.....

: : Adam Lambert: Satisfaction (The Rolling Stones)

That's what we call climax, don't we? I think Paula finally
find out you can come without drugs.

A lot of them were trying too hard. And pick a contemporary
song does not automatically make you more relevent. Talking
about trying too hard.....

Yeah. I'm talking about AI's producing. Why did we have to
watch lousy montage and audition again and again and again?
Aren't we suffering enough? And someone definitely don't
have "suspense" in his dictionary. Tatiana vs Gorkey,
Normund vs Adam, this is too obvious. Let me guess, next
week it'll be Nath vs Lil/Scott at the end. Wanna bet?

Another thing I witnessed about trying too hard (not relevent
to AI) is a concert I watched two days ago. Taylor Swift
and Def Leppard have a concert! Everybody wants to be
Robert Plant right now huh? Unfortunately it's totally
not working (you can youtube it). Def Leppard looks like
a sex-offender convict step father trying too hard to lick
into her step daughter Taylor's pants (OK if they make that
a porno I'll probably watch it but that's another story).
The solo-off between the violinist and electric guitarist
were hilarious. They should ask Freddie to play two-hu so
they can have a 3p party.

And what's snow white doing there? We have an Orge but no
seven dwarfs this week. OK maybe that's why there's no
climax in that song. Fail.

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推 Sternenlicht:KrizzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz（超好笑XD）
推 ladyluck:我也很想改走這種recap風格XD
推 Sternenlicht:好想看中文版喔 XD  可是KrizzzzZZZZZzzzz這個中文無
→ Sternenlicht:法表現出來 XD
推 sunrio:我竟然整篇都看得懂耶  (我英文程度何時變這麼好 XD)
推 ladyluck:Def Leppard跟Taylor Swift還真是難想像的搭配XDDDDDDD
→ sunrio:我好愛糯米那段！他真的應該把鞋子脫下來砸向Simon!!!
推 pisacat:本日最中肯!!!怎麼可以毒到這麼好笑~~ XDXD
→ pisacat:BTW, Swift Taylor下禮拜會出現在CSI本店~~
推 sunrio:請注意！是 Taylors Wift !!!!!!
推 pisacat:好好好...是Taylor Swift，會根CSI囧尼有對手戲喔~~ XDXD
推 Sternenlicht:是 Taylors Wift.  :P
→ sunrio:不！ 是 泰勒絲 威芙 (Taylors Wift)  台灣唱片公司搞的
推 ladyluck:這是山寨版Taylor Swift嗎？XD
→ sunrio:http://0rz.tw/ioCMZ  請注意藝人名稱 XDD
推 pisacat:XDXDXDXD 環球太屌了!!!!
推 isaac0204:Talking about writing recap.........
推 bowen1976:捆工不是史瑞克！他是我的泰迪熊！
推 santoro:  捆工不是史瑞克！他是我的泰迪熊！
→ bowen1976:那個泰勒絲的文宣是怎樣？最後一定要貶別人來自抬身價喔
推 bowen1976:就不要等到哪天，泰勒絲的群交性愛光碟流出…
推 georgewesley:樓上..低調伸種子  XD
推 sunrio:因為她是日正當紅的新偶像  Taylors Wift!
推 yuayuan:Jasmine唱到page這個字時我覺得有點像克莉絲汀耶....
→ sunrio:P.S. 我到現在才知道我把捆工跟鑽油工搞混了....
→ sunrio:上週的Alexis Grace更像克莉絲汀...只差沒有大便音
推 santoro:捆工跟鑽油工都是同一位啦 XD    Matt B.是焊接工
推 bowen1976:（點頭如含棒）先捆我再鑽我
→ santoro:寶濕奶我可以加入你們嗎 XD
推 bowen1976:陀螺，看來今年是我們倆要扮娥皇跟女英了
推 sunrio:不能連續推文有個唯一的好處  就是文章很容易被推爆
推 beyplus:娥皇跟女英!!!!!!!!XDDDDD 我快笑死了
推 POYUANG:所以現在是誰要爬屋頂跟挖井？（舉手遮腋下）
推 ihope1987:xd 鵝黃跟女嬰欸  xdddd
→ ihope1987:阿 打錯字了 是蛾皇 女英...
推 POYUANG:我真的不覺得Alexis像小克。真的還差很遠。><"
推 sunrio:我就知道昇哥會跳出來！應該是說她的神韻有類似
→ moon7562:暈了…誰能翻譯？AI版的鄉民英文都好好喔！羨慕！！
推 yuayuan:我覺得Alexis是長的有點像...Jasmine是聲音有一些地方
推 POYUANG:黑茉莉唱歌聲音像熱愛小克的黎礎寧。所以萬變不離其宗啊XD
推 cosmmo:我覺得黑茉莉也長的有點像黎礎寧耶..
→ Manstein:終於可以打中文了...
→ Sternenlicht:那Manstein大要翻成中文版嗎? :P