You used to get it in your fishnets
now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

Oh the boys a slag, the best you’ve ever had
The best you ever had is just a memory and those dreams
weren’t as daft as they seemed, not as daft as they seemed my love
when you dreamed them up

Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
Now when she’s tells she's going to get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it

Clinging to not getting sentimental
Says she wasn't going but she went still,
Likes a gentlemen not to be gentle
Was it a mecca dobber or a betting pencil?

The boys a slag, the best you’ve ever had
The best you ever had is just a memory and those dreams
weren’t as daft as they seemed, not as daft as they seemed my love
when you dreamed them up

Oh Flo, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go?

Your Falling about
you took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You were just soundin' it out
but you're not coming back again. X2

You used to get it in your fishnets
now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Is everythin' as pretty as the past though?
That Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal