Break a mirror
Roll the dice
Run with scissors
Through a chip pan fire fight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
But just don't sit down cause' I've moved your chair

Find a well known hardman
And start a fight
Wear your shell suit
On bonfire night
Filling a circular hole with a pen that's square
But just don't sit down cause' I've moved your chair

Ooh... Yeah yeah yeah [x2]

Bite the lightening
And tell me how it tastes
Kung fu fighting
On your rollerskates
Do the marcerena in the devils lair
But just don't sit down cause' I've moved your chair

Ooh... Yeah yeah yeah [x3]

Break a mirror
Roll the dice
Run with scissors
Through a chip pan fire fight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
But just don't I've moved your chair

Find a well known hard man
And start a fight
Wear your shell suit
On bonfire night
Fill in a circular hole with a pen that's square
But just don't sit down cause' I've moved your chair

Ooh... Yeah yeah yeah [x2]

Bite the lightening
And tell me how it tastes
Kung Fu fighting
On your rollerskates
Do the macerena in the devils lair
But just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair

Ooh...yeah yeah yeah [x3]