http://www.arseblog.com/
我覺得這篇蠻有趣的，就翻部分給各位聽聽，有些語意我看不懂或是生字不認得的，我
就跳過了。這場這個網誌作者，好像是跟一群熱刺球迷坐在PUB一起看。
November 13th- 16.37pm
Well, what can you say about a game like that? 7 goals in the second half,
9 overall, end to end stuff. Not your typical dour North London derby,
that's for sure.
這場比賽不像是一場可以預料到的北倫敦大戰，總共九個進球，七個進球在下半場，
雙方還互有往來。
Maybe it's best to go through it chronologically.
也許一個一個娓娓道來比較順
Spurs 1-0 Arsenal: We concede from a set piece again, Vieira misses his
header, the bounce of the ball fools Kolo, Naybet is there to poke it past
Jens. Sp*rs fan in front of me in the pub goes mental.
我們又是因為定位球失球，當球飛入禁區，韋拉沒有頂到，度雷對彈起的球判斷
錯誤，Naybet冷靜把球打進網，坐在我前面的熱刺球迷個個都瘋狂起來。
Spurs 1-1 Arsenal: On the stroke of half-time Lauren (who had a rather
fantastic game I thought) plays a beautiful ball through to Thierry, he
controls it beautifully and knocks it through the defender's legs and past
Robinson. Half time whistle is blown. Arsenal fans in the pub much happier.
Some more beers are ordered, beers arrive, beers are drunk.
本場表現極好的勞倫，把球準確的送到亨利腳上，亨利冷靜的把球打過防守者的兩腿間
，及穿過Robison，球進了，PUB裡的槍迷變得比較高興，大家都順便多叫了些啤酒，
打發中場的時間。
Have a jolly nice conversation with Gary, Barnaby and Nick from Chicago.
Gary says "Are you blogger?". I say "Yes, yes I am."
International stardom beckons, you know.
其間兩個美國人跑來問作者，你是不是就是那個網誌作者，他回道：是，我就是。
心裡想：現在我在國際間都出名了。
Spurs 1-2 Arsenal: Arsene Wenger had Paul Robinson on trial and didn't sign
him because his body-mass index suggested he was from hippo stock. Good job
too as he tried to throw the ball out, his defender got in the way, the ball
came to Freddie who twisted his way into the box and got brought down. Up
stepped Lauren for the penalty, I'm praying it's not another dribbler which
takes 15 seconds to cross the line but it's a fine shot in the right hand
corner as Hungry Hungry Robinson went the other way. Why didn't Thierry take
it though?
記得當初羅彬森上賽季前曾到槍手試用一星期，結果被溫格驗收不合格，因為
羅彬森的身體脂肪比顯示出他像隻河馬。熱刺丟的第二球，羅彬森試著把球拋出去，
結果被KING擋到球彈開，被槍手撿到，反被永伯快攻到禁區，當我看到勞倫要踢PK時，
我擔心會不會他又要花個十五秒才把球踢出去，結果勞倫乾脆又準確的把球踢進，
連羅彬森都猜錯邊。不過，奇怪？為何亨利不踢這罰球呢？
Spurs 1-3 Arsenal: Vieira wins it in midfield, strides through and finishes
perfectly. Arsenal fans go mental in the pub.
第三球，韋拉自己獨幹，PUB裡的槍迷都瘋狂了。
Spurs 2-3 Arsenal: Arsenal fans just finish going mental when Jermaine Defoe
gets it. The Arsenal defence decide to make the game exciting for everyone
by allowing Defoe to run into the area without so much as a tickle and his
finish into the top corner is top class. Spurs fan in front of us goes mental,
gives us a lengthy monologue about how Spurs no longer fear Arsenal and how
Spurs are great and how Spurs are going to win 5-3 and how the gap is closing
between the two sides. This continues until his mortified friend advises
him to stop. Which he does.
熱刺扳回一球。正當大家高興時，大概是槍手球員覺得這樣比賽沒意思，乾脆
讓Defoe拿到球帶到禁區外讓他射門，其間沒有一個槍手球員試著去滑剷，結果球掛在遠
柱上角，很漂亮得一球。我面前的熱刺球迷又變得瘋狂，一直叫叫叫說他們一點都不怕
槍手，還說熱刺最終會以五比三勝槍手，直到連其中一個熱刺迷都覺得不好意思，
才叫這人停止叫囂。
Spurs 2-4 Arsenal: Spurs fan in front of us gets a call on his mobile. Mrs
Blogs says "Please score before he comes back." Cesc wins the ball on the edge
of the Spurs box, plays a beautiful reverse pass to Freddie who duly obliges.
No sign of Spurs fan.
這個熱刺球迷接到一通手機電話，其間我老婆講：拜託在這傢伙電話講完前，槍手進個
一球吧。 ... Cesc在禁區外搶到球，漂亮的回傳給永伯，永伯踢進了熱刺的球門，
現場熱刺球迷一片安靜。
Spurs 3-4 Arsenal: I forget how it happened but the ball came into the area,
3 Arsenal players are around Ledley King but all miss the ball which bounces
on the top of King's head and loops up and over a sluggish looking Jens
Lehmann. Spurs fan appears as if by magic. "5-4 Spurs," he says, "wait and
see!" We wait and see.
這球我不記得球是怎麼到到禁區的，我只知道三個防守者跟KING一起去爭點，結果
KING頂到球入網，萊曼看起來鈍鈍的。我面前的熱刺球迷們一副又奇蹟出現的樣子，
叫說：五比四！等著瞧吧！！ ....我心想：好，等著瞧...
Spurs 3-5 Arsenal: Le Bob has come on for Jose, he gets it in the Spurs
penalty area, bamboozles the defender with some fancy footwork and slips it
past Robinson at the near post. That's his 7th Premiership goal this season.
Look at that stat, please. Spurs fan looks a bit dejected. Arsenal fans
relax. Sort of.
皮雷在禁區炫目的晃過熱刺後衛，穩穩的把球送過羅彬森的腋下，球進了近柱。
這是他本季第七個進球。熱刺迷看起來很沮喪，而現場槍迷則是鬆了口氣，只是鬆了
"口"氣。
Spurs 4-5 Arsenal: Arsenal are passing it around, keeping possession nicely
until Thierry plays a cross-field ball straight into the path of some wee
blonde Spurs lad. I think every Arsenal fan knew what was going to happen
then. He clipped it over to Kanoute who was left in miles of space. Spurs
goal. Spurs fan says "6-5 Spurs! You know it!"
亨利的失誤送給對手一個大禮，現場槍迷在那剎那好像都知道接下來結果會如何。
球傳給站在極大空檔的Kanoute，被進了.... 熱刺球迷又在我面前叫：六比五！
熱刺贏！你一定知道！
The last few minutes, and the four minutes of added time, took ages. I kept
waiting for them to score again. A low shot in the last few seconds had me
close to vomiting my lunch back all over the table, and the Spurs fan, but
it went wide. From the goal kick the final whistle went and it was 3 points
for Arsenal. Spurs fan comes over and shakes hands. Then says he'd like to
put Charlie Nicholas and Robert Pires on a boat then sink the boat because
they always score against Spurs.
最後幾分鐘，包括加時的四分鐘，我一直在等看熱刺什麼時候會如那人所說，
再進一球，我等了又等(這裡這作者語氣有點譏諷)，在結束哨音前熱刺有記射門，差點
讓我要把我吃下的午餐吐回桌上....可能也會噴到我前面那個熱刺迷，還好球打歪。
十幾秒鐘之後，我們贏球了，拿到三分積分。熱刺球迷們來跟我們握手，還說，
他們很想把皮雷根Charlie Nicholas丟到一艘船上，然後把船弄沈，因為這兩個槍手
都很會進熱刺球門。
Nice to get back to winning ways. I think we really need to do some extra
training when it comes to defending (set pieces in particular) but I wouldn't
read too much into today's game. It was a derby for a start, and 5-4 games
are very, very rare. I remember United getting beaten 5-0 at Newcastle one
year. Didn't mean they were shit as they went on to win the league. We just
need to concentrate at the back a bit more. No big deal.
總算我們開始贏球了，我想我們真該加強後防，尤其是定位球，我沒有太專注於比賽細節
，畢竟五比四的比數在德比戰裡很少見。我記得有次曼聯被喜鵲灌個五比零，這也不表示
那時他們就很差，事實上，他們還拿下那年聯賽冠軍。我們需要的，就是後防要專心點。
沒什麼大不了的。
So how's your heart?
對了，各位讀者，你們的心臟還好吧? ... XD
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其實PUB哪裡都一樣，兩方球迷都是互相損來虧去的
我很喜歡看這網誌作者的東西，寫得很有趣 ^^"
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