好笑的電話答錄
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> > > 好玩的電話答錄機的留言訊息,
> > > 看得懂原文的看原文, 有點懂的練英文, 看不懂的就看中文吧!
> > >
> > > (一)
> > > Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya.
> > > We can't pick up the phone right now,
> > > because we're doing something we really enjoy.
> > > Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left
> > > to right...real slowly.
> > > So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth
> > > we'll get back to you.
> > > ---
> > >
> > > 哈囉, 你打來吉姆和珊雅家了! 我們現在沒辦法接聽電話, 因為我們
> > > 正在做我們愛做的事. 珊雅喜歡上下做,而我喜歡左右做... 要慢慢做.
> > > 所以請留下你要說的話,當我們刷牙刷好後, 我們就會回 call 給你囉!
> > >
> > > (二)
> > > Hi, this is John.
> > > If you are the phone company, I've already sent the money.
> > > If you are my parents, please send money.
> > > If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough
> > > money.
> > > If you are my friends, you owe me money.
> > > If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
> > > ---
> > >
> > > 嗨! 這?是約翰!
> > > 如果你是電話公司, 那我已經把錢交了!
> > > 如果你是我老爸或老媽, 請把錢寄過來~~
> > > 如果你是我的債主 (資金援助機構), 你借我的錢還不夠~~
> > > 如果你是我的朋友, 你還欠我錢!
> > > 如果你是女的, 別擔心! 我有很多錢喔~~
> > >
> > > (三)
> > > Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
> > > Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
> > > ---
> > >
> > > 嗨! 我可能在家, 我只是在躲某些我不喜歡的人.
> > > 把話留給我, 假如你沒收到我的回 call, 那我躲的就是你...
> > >
> > > (四)
> > > Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain
> > > silent.
> > > Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
> > > ---
> > > 請留下你要說的話. 但是, 你有保持緘默的權利!
> > > 所有你所說的話將被錄音並且被我們使用!
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