最近看到的,滿好玩得喔...
--girlfriend--
if you kiss her,you are not a gentleman
if you dont,you are not a man
if you praise her,she thinks you are lying
if you dont,you are good for nothing
if you agree to all her likes,she is abusing
if you dont,you are not understanting
if you visit her too often,she think it is boring
if you dont,she accuses you of double crossing
if you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy
if you dont,you are a dull boy
if you are a minute late,she complains its hard to wait
if she is late,she says its girls way
if you visit another,she accuses you of been a heel
if she is visited by another,"oh its natural,we are girls"
if you talk,she want you to listen
if you listen,she wants you to talk
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