外星水怪二部曲 推文奇謀

[beemay (賭性堅強)]

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作者: beemay (賭性堅強) 看板: Bundesliga
標題: 外星水怪二部曲  推文奇謀
時間: Sat Mar 15 23:24:33 2003



















身為一隻來自外星的水怪....









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揹負著莫名其妙的任務....









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他就這麼來到了批踢踢....








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也許你會好奇....









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他是如何成為一個成功的水怪？？








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答案非常的簡單！








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就是淹沒戰術！








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外星人祕錄檔案一





















外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法





















外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^                          推140.112.174.220 11/03
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<                  推140.112.174.220 11/06
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^                               推140.112.174.220 11/10
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....           推140.112.174.220 11/12
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13














外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<                  推140.112.174.220 11/06
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^                               推140.112.174.220 11/10
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....           推140.112.174.220 11/12
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13














外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^                               推140.112.174.220 11/10
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....           推140.112.174.220 11/12
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13














外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....           推140.112.174.220 11/12
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13














外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13














外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13














外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13

外星人祕錄檔案二：XD推文法

→ ianian:軟芭樂比較甜 XD                              推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:me too^^軟芭樂萬歲!!!XD                      推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:什麼嘛...難道你自己沒推過??XDXD              推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:我要做英聽作業!!!XDXD                        推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:推迷妹!! (笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD      推140.112.174.220 11/08
→ ianian:笑翻了!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD       推140.112.174.220 11/03
→ ianian:推 "叫負"!!(笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD        推140.112.174.220 11/12




外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13

外星人祕錄檔案二：XD推文法

→ ianian:軟芭樂比較甜 XD                              推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:me too^^軟芭樂萬歲!!!XD                      推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:什麼嘛...難道你自己沒推過??XDXD              推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:我要做英聽作業!!!XDXD                        推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:推迷妹!! (笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD      推140.112.174.220 11/08
→ ianian:笑翻了!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD       推140.112.174.220 11/03
→ ianian:推 "叫負"!!(笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD        推140.112.174.220 11/12




外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13

外星人祕錄檔案二：XD推文法

→ ianian:軟芭樂比較甜 XD
→ ianian:me too^^軟芭樂萬歲!!!XD                      推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:什麼嘛...難道你自己沒推過??XDXD              推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:我要做英聽作業!!!XDXD                        推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:推迷妹!! (笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD      推140.112.174.220 11/08
→ ianian:笑翻了!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD       推140.112.174.220 11/03
→ ianian:推 "叫負"!!(笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD        推140.112.174.220 11/12




外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13

外星人祕錄檔案二：XD推文法

→ ianian:軟芭樂比較甜 XD
→ ianian:me too^^軟芭樂萬歲!!!XD
→ ianian:什麼嘛...難道你自己沒推過??XDXD              推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:我要做英聽作業!!!XDXD                        推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:推迷妹!! (笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD      推140.112.174.220 11/08
→ ianian:笑翻了!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD       推140.112.174.220 11/03
→ ianian:推 "叫負"!!(笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD        推140.112.174.220 11/12




外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13

外星人祕錄檔案二：XD推文法

→ ianian:軟芭樂比較甜 XD
→ ianian:me too^^軟芭樂萬歲!!!XD
→ ianian:什麼嘛...難道你自己沒推過??XDXD
→ ianian:我要做英聽作業!!!XDXD                        推140.112.174.220 11/07
→ ianian:推迷妹!! (笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD      推140.112.174.220 11/08
→ ianian:笑翻了!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD       推140.112.174.220 11/03
→ ianian:推 "叫負"!!(笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD        推140.112.174.220 11/12




外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13

外星人祕錄檔案二：XD推文法

→ ianian:軟芭樂比較甜 XD
→ ianian:me too^^軟芭樂萬歲!!!XD
→ ianian:什麼嘛...難道你自己沒推過??XDXD
→ ianian:我要做英聽作業!!!XDXD
→ ianian:推迷妹!! (笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD      推140.112.174.220 11/08
→ ianian:笑翻了!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD       推140.112.174.220 11/03
→ ianian:推 "叫負"!!(笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD        推140.112.174.220 11/12




外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13

外星人祕錄檔案二：XD推文法

→ ianian:軟芭樂比較甜 XD
→ ianian:me too^^軟芭樂萬歲!!!XD
→ ianian:什麼嘛...難道你自己沒推過??XDXD
→ ianian:我要做英聽作業!!!XDXD
→ ianian:推迷妹!! (笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
→ ianian:笑翻了!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD       推140.112.174.220 11/03
→ ianian:推 "叫負"!!(笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD        推140.112.174.220 11/12




外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13

外星人祕錄檔案二：XD推文法

→ ianian:軟芭樂比較甜 XD
→ ianian:me too^^軟芭樂萬歲!!!XD
→ ianian:什麼嘛...難道你自己沒推過??XDXD
→ ianian:我要做英聽作業!!!XDXD
→ ianian:推迷妹!! (笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
→ ianian:笑翻了!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
→ ianian:推 "叫負"!!(笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD        推140.112.174.220 11/12




外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13

外星人祕錄檔案二：XD推文法

→ ianian:軟芭樂比較甜 XD
→ ianian:me too^^軟芭樂萬歲!!!XD
→ ianian:什麼嘛...難道你自己沒推過??XDXD
→ ianian:我要做英聽作業!!!XDXD
→ ianian:推迷妹!! (笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
→ ianian:笑翻了!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
→ ianian:推 "叫負"!!(笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD



外星人祕錄檔案一：花痴推文法

→ ianian:芭樂性格蠻可愛的喔^^愈來愈愛芭樂了:)))
→ ianian:Deisler可愛到掉碴^^
→ ianian:德國的小孩實在可愛到掉碴>o<
→ ianian:施哥我愛你~~^^
→ ianian:聖聖代代小梅你們都要快點恢復喔....
→ ianian:德國水水頭球隊要保重...-_________-!!!        推140.112.174.220 11/13

外星人祕錄檔案二：XD推文法

→ ianian:軟芭樂比較甜 XD
→ ianian:me too^^軟芭樂萬歲!!!XD
→ ianian:什麼嘛...難道你自己沒推過??XDXD
→ ianian:我要做英聽作業!!!XDXD
→ ianian:推迷妹!! (笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
→ ianian:笑翻了!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
→ ianian:推 "叫負"!!(笑翻了)XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD



就連無話可說的時候...他也





















就連無話可說的時候...他也

→ ianian:無話可說...-_____-
有話要推

















當然、他推壞的功力也可見一斑...





















證據一：


→ ianian:我是第一個推壞本文的人
→ German:你第二度推壞了  這叫做梅開二度嗎@@?
















證據二：

→ ianian:推新標題!!XD
→ indigo:賀！
※ 編輯: beemay          來自: 211.74.26.237        (11/03 23:08)
今天太晚了
我已經無力重貼了
※ 編輯: beemay          來自: 211.74.26.237        (11/03 23:08)
→ ianian:嗚嗚嗚~~~beemay大大我對不起你T_T
→ German:這..........推壞魔人越來越多了XD
等一下 我重貼好了
浴火重生的芭樂
※ 編輯: beemay          來自: 211.74.26.237        (11/03 23:14)
→ German:還是不要比較好  推壞比貼的速率快XD
→ indigo:不如當賺賭本吧，go go go!!!
→ German:上面那個想賭錢想瘋了(最近哪有賭盤@@?)
→ indigo:這種事是要未雨綢繆的啦，唉喲太嫩了。
別吵了  我腰很痛 (老人)










他無時無刻想要推文的心....

更延續到他的簽名檔上.....


→ ianian:天氣報告:現在德甲板室溫為零下10度...XD














真是個無懈可擊的水怪啊!!!!!






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→ beemay:修掉了呵..
→ ianian:我不依啦!!明明是第一個推文的...><
→ hhou:我要推花痴XD推壞簽名檔推文灌水法 XDDDDD
→ Fully:讚!!
→ ianian:還是一句: "推水怪!"XD
→ pippopippo:考古考得好！！！
→ onedollar:老人跟水怪有一腿喔^^
→ miobobo:老人你真是夠強的...
→ DemonRing:unbelievable !
→ tumu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
→ beemay:tumu你怎麼也是XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
→ German:我是一X多D  水怪是一X一D
→ beemay:嘿嘿嘿  了解
→ SKnight:感覺到一股強大的怨念 XD
→ fuhTN:....幾日不見 德甲板愈來愈溫馨了...
被發現了!
※ 編輯: beemay          來自: 211.74.26.162        (03/17 19:06)

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◆ From: 211.74.26.162
※ 編輯: beemay          來自: 211.74.26.162        (03/18 00:24)
※ 編輯: beemay          來自: 211.74.26.162        (03/18 00:25)
→ ronnywang:搶推
→ CafeBlue:最後的編輯也是推文的一部份嘛?XD?
→ repeat: 我要三部曲 XD
→ beemay:先修好我的德甲版
→ zatti:我都被你說中了(羞) 喔喔　隊長好可愛 XD
→ tyuiop:推哈哈~