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              haterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterh a               a t 話說我有個同學,人稱狗王... t e              e r        r h ▇▆▇▆▍    h a   a t ◣● ● t e ◥◤ e r ◢▄▂▄◣ r h ███ ███████ h a ███ █ █ a t █ █ t e █ █ e rhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhaterhater .                                           牠最擅長的事是:每天煮飯餵飽自己...                     ▇▆▇▆   ● ● ███ ███ ═════════════════════════════════════ .                                           今天狗王的料理教室,要教大家:雞包紙 要準備的材料有:................... ............................... ▇▆▇▆▍   ● ● ▁▃ ▄▄ ███ ███ ═════════════════════════════════════ .                                           所以他常常有個小麻煩,那就是會有廚餘.. 因此他養了一隻東西幫他解決這個問題... ▇▆▇▆▍   ● ● ▁▃ ▄▄ ███ ███ ═════════════════════════════════════ .                                           那個東西就是馬桶... ▇▆▇▆▍   ● ● ▁▃ ▄▄ ███ ███ ═════════════════════════════════════ .                                           呵呵呵~馬桶小兒~爸爸來餵你吃飯囉 ▇▆▇▆▍   ● ● ▁▃ █▊ ▄▄ █▊ ▂▂▂█▊ ███ ▇▇▇█ ███ ◥███ █▊ █▉ ═════════════════════════════════════ .                                           嘴巴張開~啊~~今天是雞包紙.... ▇▆▇▆▍   ● ● ▁▃ ▍█▊ ▄▄ ▍█▊ ▂▄▍█▊ ███ ▇▇▇█ ███ ◥███ █▊ █▉ ═════════════════════════════════════ .                 於是他每天都樂於將自己的食物分給他可愛的馬桶....               來嘴巴張開~啊~~今天是紙包雞.... ▇▆▇▆▍   ● ● ▁▃ ▍█▊ ▄▄ ▍█▊ ▂▄▍█▊ ███ ▇▇▇█ ███ ◥███ █▊ █▉ ═════════════════════════════════════ .                 話說有一天,他發現一顆放了兩個月,已經發霉的白柚...               哇哇哇,第一次看到發霉成五顏六色的白柚... 餵我的馬桶吃點新鮮的東西吧!!! ▇▆▇▆▍   ● ● ▂▄ ███ ███ ═════════════════════════════════════ .                 於是他連皮帶肉的將發霉的白柚餵給他的馬桶........               來好吃的給你吃........ ▇▆▇▆▍ ● ● ▍█▊ ˇ ▍█▊ ▂▄▍█▊ ███ ▇▇▇█ ███ ◥███ █▊ █▉ ═════════════════════════════════════ .       結果馬桶就因為吃了不乾淨的東西,消化不良           時常會發出"叩 叩 叩"的聲響               喔...吃飽了...還飽到打嗝了...不錯!不錯! ▇▆▇▆▍ ● ● ▍█▊ ˇ ▍█▊ ▂▄▍█▊ ███ ▇▇▇█ ███ ◥███ █▊ █▉ ═════════════════════════════════════ .       隔天...別的室友要請狗王心愛的馬桶吃點            馬桶正常應該吃的東西.....            ◢◢◢◢ ▂▄ ﹑、 ● ● ︿ ▆◤ ▍█▊ ▍█▊ ▍█▊ ▇▇▇█ ◥███ █▊ █▉ ═════════════════════════════════════ .       忽然間...馬桶反芻了...........              不久後...狗王被痛扁一頓......... ◢◢◢◢ ▂▄ ● ● █▊ ▆◤ █▊ ▄▆█▃█▊ ▇▇▇█ █ █ ◥███ ◥◣◥◣ █▊ ◥ ◥ █▉ ═════════════════════════════════════ . -- ╝╚ ╗╔ 掯!道歉有用的話,還要警察幹嘛! █▇▆▅▄ ▄▅▆▇█ 按!殺人放火只要沒被抓到都不算違法? ▉▉ ▏▏嫩!法律是拿來鑽漏洞用的‧‧~(〒.〒)~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.116.155.148
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