有讀過國民中學的都知道...
二年級國文課本裡......
有一課叫做......
木 ˙ 蘭 ˙ 詩
有一天......
好,老師現在唸課文 (老師站在講桌後面)
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▋ 師 詩 ▍
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︵ <-(特別座)
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
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︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
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︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
同學們要注意聽喔~ (老師站在講桌後面)
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︵ <-(昏昏欲睡)
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
唧唧復唧唧,木蘭當戶織,
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︵ <-(開始點頭..)
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
不聞機杼聲,惟聞女嘆息,
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︵ <-(5.4.3.2.1...)
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
(以下省略)
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z..z..
<︵> <-(睡!!)
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
...阿爺無大兒,
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<︵>
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
木蘭無長兄!!
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<︵>
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
無˙長˙兄...
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<︵>
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
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︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
嗯...你們很乖...
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︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
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︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
以前我唸到這裡的時候...
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︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
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︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
同學都在笑...
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<︵>
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
為什麼呢??
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︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
因為.........
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︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
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︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
木蘭無長兄(無長胸)
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<
●> <-(驚)
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
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︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
呃......
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●> (發生什麼事了??)
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︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
呃......
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呵呵哈..哈..哈.. <
●> (好像沒事)
\ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ (回娘家了啦)
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ /
我繼續唸好了...
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●> (我繼續睡好了)
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願為市鞍馬,從此替爺征......
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<︵> z......z......
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
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願為市鞍馬,從此替爺征......
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<︵> z......z......
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵
所以我說......
太老的笑話不要再拿出來笑...
不然就會......
冷掉 + 回娘老家...
THE END
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第二次突發奇想做的動畫...
而這個故事就發生在上禮拜五...
真人˙真事
謝謝大家~~ P.S.下個動畫預計下個週末誕生...
真是太謝謝大家的捧場唷~~
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