剛剛看到的新聞...Mourinho wird Bayern-Coach!

[ckl12315 (貓頭鷹)]

是剛剛在奇摩德國版上看到的
根據他的語氣，似乎確定就是他的樣子
以下只轉貼英文版的翻譯

(Horwick wendet sich an Mourinho): Jose, it's a big sensation, that you 've bee
n named as new Bayern-Coach. Tell us about your reasons joining Bayern Munich.

Mourinho: Hello Germany, hallo Bayern! Bayern is a big club and one oft the mos
t powerful organizations around Europe. I'm proud to be here at the so called W
eiswurst-Aquator.

Horwick: Jose, in the media there were some speculations about some conflicts b
etween you and the Bayern-Managers?

Mourinho: You know how the business is working. Yesterday I was with Chelsea an
d got 10 Millions a year. Today I'm with Bayern and get 15 Millions. Tomorrow I
'll be with Real getting 20 millions. That's business and you get used to it.

Horwick (unsicher): Jose, what do you know about Munich?

Mourinho: You know. The only thing I can say is about munich. That the Bavarian
s could be proud of the size and quality of their "wascheboxes". Until now I on
ly know the catacombs of the Olympic Stadium. Now I'm looking forward to experi
ence with the Allianz Arena, where the atmosphare and the Fans are tremendous.

Horwick: Jose, there were some rumors in the media concerning some players who
did not always followed the guides in favour of Bayern. What will be you strate
gy in these issues?

Mourinho (grimmig): Actuallyto be honest: There is no absolutely NO (wird richt
ig laut)player who has ever any right to do so. The only man who is in charge t
o give orders.and to do.anything (sehr bestimmt).and this man.IS ME Jose Mourin
ho the only Jose Mourinho, the Champions League winner.

Horwick (freut sich uber die harmlose Frage): Which dress do you prefer on the
bench?

Mourinho: You know my friend Giorgio designed a special Mourinho collection esp
ecially for me. Trainings clothes are not really my style. But the most importa
nt thing is that the player wear the official Bayern dress during the match.

Horwick: There are rumors, that you will bring Ballack back to munich and also
looking for Lampard and Drogba?

Mourinho: Ballack was my first choice in Chelsea, even he was a little bit too
slow for the Premier League. But you know we have Franck Ribery, Basti Scheinst
eiger, Willy Sagnol or Christian Lell. Concerning Frank Lampard I had a phone c
all with him yesterday. He said he want to join the german Bundesliga when he's
 38 years old in his last season. Dieter, I mean Drogba has offers from Milan a
nd Real Madrid and he is vegetarian, so he will not join the city of bavarian W
eiswurst.

Horwick: First Oponent will be Rostock. Not an too easy match, is it?

Mourinho (fragend): Ros.Ros...tokk? I don't know them at all.and for sure these
 teams like Ros..tokkk or (zu Horwick) Kottt-buuus? Is it Kottt-buus? (schaut a
ngeeekelt) these teams are crapbullshit.how do you say? Schaaaai-se? these team
s are originally not allowed to play with Bayern and me on the same pitch.

Horwick: Jose, what are your main targets with Bayern?

Mourinho: What a question. The name Jose Mourinho promises success. For sure we
 will win the national championship and this loser cup...this UEFA-Cup (schaut
angewidert). Who is Milan, who is Real or Chelsea? Which club could be stronger
 than Bayern Munich with the new coach Jose Mourinho?

參考網站：http://de.eurosport.yahoo.com/31122007/73/bundesliga-glosse-mourinho-bayern-coa
ch.htm

好像有點亂...
他似乎想把Ballack帶回來...不過他回Rostock那段還蠻好笑的...
第一次懷疑起自己的英文能力...應該沒有解讀錯誤吧

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推 neof:這是真是假阿XD
推 Makaay:！！！！！！！！！！(這是真的嗎？@@")
推 neof:網頁有錄音訪問，可我不知道那是不是他的聲音@_@"
→ neof:沒有看到臉以前實在不敢相信XD
推 EK1227:如果有的話，狗仔報應該也有報啦..
→ amurosheu:囧.......
推 indigo:http://www.sport1.de/de/sport/artikel_845554.html
→ indigo:Sport1.de 說是假的。
推 neof:想到先前紅軍板，某篇討論穆里尼奧當紅軍教練會發生啥事的文
推 Makaay:就算這是假的  我還是寧願選擇相信XD
推 neof:要是用在拜仁:設計戰術讓Ribery整場隱形 但是數據還是一流?XD
→ neof:寧願選擇相信+1
推 indigo:不過 Hitzfeld 倒是真的證實他在假期中和瑞士國家隊代表
→ indigo:碰過面了，並說他的選項只有兩個，留在拜仁或是去瑞士。
推 neof:時間點比較重要……XD
推 Makaay:回羅斯托克那段果然符合狂人的口氣XD
推 indigo:然後 Uli Hoeness 被問煩了，大過年地放話說六月換教練
推 Makaay:六個月就準備換教練@@
推 indigo:六月跟六個月不一樣啦馬爺 XD
推 Makaay:我知道阿  那是我在幻想XD
→ ckl12315:看來我沒有解讀錯誤囉...因為看這邊似乎都沒人知道...
→ ckl12315:害我想說是不是我搞錯了...
→ ckl12315:看來不到最後根本無法得知真假嘛...
推 indigo:不是說沒人知道，是德國奇摩是唯一一家報導的媒體，連德國
→ indigo:最八卦的小報都沒提這件事；另，Sport1 的報導裡說消息來源
→ indigo:是英國的 "The Times"，well.
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作者: rainmaker2 (rainmaker2) 看板: Bundesliga
標題: Re: 剛剛看到的新聞...Mourinho wird Bayern-Coach!
時間: Fri Jan 11 17:47:37 2008

Jürgen Klinsmann wird neuer Bayern-Coach

11.01.2008

Schneller als zunächst gedacht hat der FC Bayern einen Nachfolger für den
am Saisonende scheidenden Ottmar Hitzfeld gefunden, und der ist ein alter
Bekannter in München. Ex-Bundestrainer Jürgen Klinsmann wird zum 1. Juli
2008 die sportliche Führung beim Rekordmeister übernehmen.

Klinsmann hatte die Deutsche Nationalmannschaft 2006 zum dritten Platz bei
den Weltmeisterschaft geführt. Beim FCB stand er als Spieler von 1995 bis
1997 unter Vertrag und gewann in dieser Zeit den UEFA-Cup und die deutsche
Meisterschaft. In Zukunft soll der 43-Jährige als Trainer den FC Bayern zu
neuen Erfolgen führen.

Mehr über den neuen Bayern-Trainer erfahren Sie im Laufe des Tages. Ab 16.00
Uhr übertragen wir live die Pressekonferenz.

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推 indigo:這是官網來的吧？附一下網址大家才好去看記者會實況啊 XD
→ indigo:七月一號開始應該每天都有熱鬧看 XDD
→ rainmaker2:http://tinyurl.com/28sz56 剛剛想偷懶一點XD
推 indigo:下回簡單說明一下內容就更好了，這裡不是每個人都懂德文 :)
推 BleedKAGA:克林斯曼！！  這樣還要常飛回美國嗎XD
推 jaguarxj:標題看懂內容自動略過XD
推 firstme:有點跌破眼鏡的感覺...@@
推 o11i:真是太有趣了
推 ckl12315:真是太棒了~UEFA的官網也有這消息
推 andy221123:又可以看到場邊跳來跳去的熱血教頭了嗎>"<
推 indigo:對啊，記者會網路直播是台灣時間晚上 11 點。
推 beemay:推標題看懂內容自動略過XD
推 gate2:太太太 震驚啦!!! 永遠都搞不懂你阿 麵包師傅 XDDDDDDD
推 German:科科 以後看在他的面子上會少對掰癢造口業的
推 neof:還要半年呢，還是希望下半賽季好看一點啊！
推 AmeliNowiz:有非常神妙的被驚訝(喜？)到的感覺呀～～ (興奮貌)
推 alittlefat:還是要幫蟋蟀加油啊..XD 剩半年要好好幹下去
推 Makaay:大驚！ 最不可能的往往就是最可能的！
→ Makaay:原來之前說挖國外教練是從美國挖克帥XD
推 Makaay:那托尼不用學德語了 克帥義大利語很流轉XD
推 heavygauge:wryyyyyyyyyyyyy
推 JUNstudio:  以後看在他的面子上會少對掰癢造口業的
推 wdcr:wryyyyyyyyyy
推 neof:比較關心Poldi是不是會有比較多出場機會啊？@_@"'
推 Kljestan:Podolski應該是要看他自己吧 不是靠教練
推 firstme:同意樓上 Toni跟Klose實力都在他之上...
推 sslah:有人要看中國國奧vs拜仁的嗎XD
推 Makaay:有看阿 冬歇好久  來看進球