Short Time Affair

( Live prestation of a Duo of Bjork and Tony Ferrino at BBC's Comic relief )

vocals : Tony Ferrino, Bjork

Tony Ferrino

It's a short time affair
You're my children's au-pair
But I just couldn't bear

Tony Ferrino & Bjork

To keep my hands off you

Bjork

I was barely eighteen
What you did was obscene
But to me it felt clean

Tony Ferrino & Bjork

What else was I to do?

Tony Ferrino

The memory still lingers
You're cooking the kids fish-fingers
And ironing

Bjork

Each morning you'd come down
In your paisley dressing gown
Then you sing
And the yearning started for a short-time affair

Tony Ferrino

No intention to stray

Bjork

I was caught in your ???

Tony Ferrino

But my wife was awake

Bjork

It was so debonaire

Tony Ferrino

So I thought what the heck

Tony Ferrino & Bjork

I knew I couldn't resist

Tony Ferrino

It was a short time affait

Bjork

You're the man you're the boss

Tony Ferrino

When I find you right there

Bjork

Like the father I lost

Tony Ferrino

Clean our silver-ware

Bjork

So to hell with the cost

Tony Ferrino & Bjork

Right then at once we kissed

Bjork

You took me to the kitchen, you're hands kinda started twitchin', felt so shy

Tony Ferrino

Nothing could stop what followed, lucky for me you swallowed

Bjork

I know it's all over now

Tony Ferrino

Try to be strong somehow

Bjork

I start a brand new life

Tony Ferrino

Please, please don't tell my wife

Bjork

I won't stop loving you

Tony Ferrino

Please, please don't tell my wife

Bjork

Au revoir, ciao, auf wiedersehen

Tony Ferrino

We must never meet again

Bjork

Short time affair, heee aaa ooo

Tony Ferrino

Short time affair , eee ooo