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推 hisen:哈哈 真好耶 02/16 00:01
剛剛接到男友的電話
他跟我說happy taiwanese new year!!
噢齁齁齁是我教的好嘛(總之他現在會把中國跟台灣分很開)
然後接下來是無止盡的鬼打牆~我懷疑他喝醉了
他說:I hate you ,stupid idot!
我說:whats wrong with you?
他說:because you are so far,i miss you so much
我說:so?i miss you too!
他說:No!it's different you are stupid idot!
because you are so far,i miss you so much
我說:it's not my fault, idot!
他說:it is!because you are so far,i miss you so much
我說:you pay me money i will go there
他說:ok!go to use your computer and type paypal.com,i will give you 200aud
every week!
我說: really?are you drunk?
他說: no ,stupid idot，i miss you too much dont you know?
我說:dont be sad stupid!i miss you too
他說:because you are so far,i miss you so much
我說:ok ok i have to sleep!miss you too
他說:i hate you but i love you ,goodnight babe
我說: alright~love you too,dont forget to give me money!
這是簡短版了，我們大概講這些話講了十五分鐘，像神經病一樣
而且他一直很認真的說他要給我錢，一直叫我去申請paypal的帳號~他好匯錢給我
真的是蠢必!
好! 大家 新年快樂!
唉唷~沒想到我今年還有紅包可拿耶~
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