番茄降的故事~

作者purinfocus (想‧幸福)

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標題番茄降的故事~

時間Thu Apr 21 14:40:17 2005

某日 purin跟室友去麥當勞吃東西可愛的室友玩起番茄醬~邊玩邊說 "跟你說喔~麥當勞的番茄醬會爆喔" 只見我室友越玩越開心....我心中os(最好是會爆啦...耍笨阿~連醬包都要玩) 突然..."啪"的一聲....... \(￣□￣!!)/爆啦~~番茄醬爆啦.....噴的我同學滿臉都是~~~ 只見邊邊有個拖地的工讀生抱著拖把雙肩不停抽搐..... 兩個在邊邊看報紙的男人趕忙用報紙遮住臉...報紙不斷的抖動中我同學揮淚...."阿....怎麼會這樣...." 接下來就直奔廁所洗臉去丟臉死了....咦?還有一包番茄醬耶.... = =我不知道哪跟筋不對...拿起剛剛在文具店買的刀片在剩下的醬包上輕輕畫兩下...咦?還好嘛...哪那麼容易破阿... 默默的把醬包放回原位我可憐同學洗完臉回到座位 "後....居然會報耶...有夠丟臉...你不要給我去學校亂說喔！殺你滅口" 接下來他拿起桌上僅存的番茄醬包 "你怎麼會爆呢...怎麼看都......"又把醬包平拉扯了兩下突然"嘶"的一聲........... 剛剛畫過的地方裂開啦.....><" 於是乎...我同學臉上....畫了兩條====番茄醬工讀生終於丟下拖把爆著肚子狂笑邊邊的兩個男人....趴在桌上狂笑...還垂桌子勒..... 我同學再次揮淚衝進廁所............. <(￣▽￣)a......同學...我對不起妳....讓你被人家笑第二次同學...我對不起妳....妳沒殺我滅口是錯的 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.166.146.236

推 bnn:XDDDD 140.112.18.4 04/21

推 impe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我的毛了﹗ 61.224.52.208 04/21

推 Magic:DDD 140.114.53.37 04/21

推 superlubu:推沒滅口是錯的 XDDDDD 147.8.130.225 04/21

推 gotohikaru:真賤XDDDDDDDD 203.68.164.65 04/21

推 purinfocus:我不知道他還玩第二次阿218.166.146.236 04/21

推 bigfly:超好笑 XD 140.112.221.45 04/21

推 funnyway:蕃茄醬是無辜的 XD 219.71.22.33 04/21

推 peichuan:有夠好笑的！在上班要忍笑好痛苦啊~~~~~ 211.23.177.142 04/21

推 sheep817:好笑!好笑!>"< 59.113.130.171 04/21

推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDD220.143.221.101 04/21

推 taylor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 140.113.94.233 04/21

推 xajx:同學...我對不起妳....妳沒殺我滅口是錯的140.117.160.121 04/21

推 spalding:笑的好爽阿!!! 你真邪惡~~ 140.119.196.46 04/21

推 aassd:以後手段要殘忍一點啊 XDDDD 先滅口再說 XDDDDDD 61.230.105.196 04/21

推 RyanLeung:靠腰啊笑死我了 (室友應該絕得我是神經病) 192.192.197.10 04/21

推 proletariat:哇哈哈哈哈哈(打滾) 61.60.127.18 04/21

推 SHMHJ:我...笑到捶桌子了XD 163.22.18.105 04/21

推 Yinkyo:可憐的蕃茄醬 61.57.7.59 04/21

推 sejima:XD 我暴了...218.162.176.250 04/21

推 spalding:這一篇會爆嗎? 140.119.196.46 04/21

推 Rune:一天被顏射兩次好慘啊!!218.167.234.138 04/21

推 JWJR:轉joke啦XDDD 61.230.208.145 04/21

推 blueices:啊哈哈哈哈哈~~~~XDD 218.160.34.245 04/21

推 Trisun:好好笑 XDD　嗯，下次去速食店不能亂玩了140.127.231.190 04/21

推 wonare:XD 59.121.202.154 04/21

推 isd2630:推爆 61.64.135.217 04/21

推 iamcrayons:同學...我對不起妳....妳沒殺我滅口是錯的140.126.136.247 04/21

推 bluesandy:下次玩玩看~~~~~ XDDDDDDDDDD 61.225.238.145 04/21

推 Georgeliu:好棒.....XDD 140.115.206.26 04/21

推 oyaGege:這個真的很好笑...^O^ 222.157.88.4 04/21

推 Jman208: ╭───────╮ 140.112.249.94 04/21

→ Jman208: │十八銅人10分圖│ 140.112.249.94 04/21

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→ Jman208: -╤-┌─┐ │ 10 │ ┌─┐-╤ 140.112.249.94 04/21

→ Jman208: █-┤10│╭●╯ ☆│ 分 │ │10├-█ 140.112.249.94 04/21

→ Jman208: /● │分│ （╱ └──┘ │分│ ● 140.112.249.94 04/21

→ Jman208: └─┘ ╯ └─┘ 140.112.249.94 04/21

→ porcupine:這招好！ XDDDDDDDDDDD 218.187.5.250 04/21

推 italian:XDDDDDD 218.160.43.64 04/21

推 picachuu:XDDDDDD 61.229.162.134 04/21

推 wishmoon:XDDDDDDD 220.133.38.171 04/21

推 houndfish:好好笑.....XD 134.208.43.62 04/21

推 wing99:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDD 140.112.7.59 04/21

推 gcc:借轉速食板220.139.164.196 04/21

推 purinfocus:轉吧~~轉吧~~已經有被殺的覺悟218.166.146.236 04/21

推 kaid:靠笑死了 218.162.76.55 04/21

推 arrakis:刺客= = 210.58.172.77 04/21

推 temy:嗚~好好笑忍著淚上班ing140.113.102.194 04/21

推 motokare:我好想看喔140.119.194.194 04/21

推 godblessu:哈哈哈哈 59.104.148.82 04/21

推 arrakis:突然想到...這是, 所謂鹹鹹又甜甜的顏X嗎? 210.58.172.77 04/21

推 riveranz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 140.112.15.17 04/21

推 flint:XDDDD 218.170.2.3 04/21

推 junglecheng:難道是傳說中的醬爆嗎!!!!! 61.217.224.65 04/21

推 iorilin:好笑好笑~笑死我了 XDDDDDDDDD 203.73.158.120 04/21

推 flint:可以m起來了XDDDD 218.170.2.3 04/21

推 miamikay:好壞喔XD 140.112.79.129 04/21

推 lilacat:以後就叫他醬爆吧.....220.139.245.146 04/21

推 hirohsu:實在太好笑了啊....還好我沒在喝水....XDDD 218.161.10.132 04/21

推 SANYOII:XD 140.134.26.8 04/21

推 chiehly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD140.117.186.116 04/21

推 golan:哇哈哈~好好笑XD 61.231.74.134 04/21

推 leevince:XD 220.131.154.30 04/21

推 upurz:哈哈哈哈~220.142.190.190 04/21

推 thmucloud:推醬爆XDDDD 220.228.130.5 04/21

推 zacchen:我的雙肩不停的抽動 68.3.142.65 04/21

推 toofar1208:好好笑喔140.114.220.104 04/21

推 miauah:其實你在整他吧 XD218.175.164.253 04/21

推 lovecatpc:推～！ 140.112.34.91 04/21

推 atticism:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 222.157.8.111 04/21

推 flshoyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 61.62.243.29 04/21

推 rivest:哈哈哈....好可憐ㄚ......140.118.175.160 04/21

推 aappllee:推XD 163.22.18.105 04/21

推 arra:太好笑了真經典XDDDDD 210.85.78.103 04/21

推 oops1008:XD........................... 163.23.21.80 04/21

推 mecky:好好笑喔~~你同學好可憐喔 192.83.167.47 04/21

推 keepsmile:XDXDXDXD............................ 203.68.107.75 04/21

推 yellowpeace:XD 61.70.234.237 04/21

推 csz518:我的身體也不停抽搐...XDDDDDDDDDDDDD Orz 61.231.190.21 04/21

推 lightman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD220.136.170.117 04/21

推 lollon:XDDDDD你同學好可憐喔.... 140.124.133.22 04/21

推 jeffasdog:這篇會爆。太好笑了 140.123.10.69 04/21

推 miqq:哈哈哈哈....太好笑了 XD218.175.191.197 04/21

推 eastfox:XDDDDD 59.121.207.236 04/21

推 jandin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 220.134.118.80 04/21

推 acme14:上面的你在OGC嗎??不然怎會抖?? 140.135.30.97 04/21

推 azxsw21q:推~被顏射~笑死我了啦!!XDDDDDD 61.231.136.105 04/21

推 gladys22:真是太好笑了 :D220.139.180.159 04/21

→ parcae:這個好笑~下次來試試看~ 218.175.45.55 04/21

推 nauty:還好老闆今天出差... orz 211.20.36.210 04/21

推 emmey:上班中 =.= 218.162.64.84 04/21

推 Milujukrev:借轉它站它版，麥當勞都是為您！218.166.122.177 04/21

推 myEF:啊哈哈哈哈 XD 61.30.157.65 04/21

推 aquariuslai:你的醬爆同學好可憐 XD 140.112.241.90 04/21

推 Agigile:好笑啊......140.112.115.132 04/21

推 southp:這個太棒啦XDD 140.113.141.72 04/21

推 szczerbiak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 61.229.155.65 04/21

推 raingaga:XDDDDDDDDD....太好笑了啦 203.203.99.158 04/21

推 nicole7520:XDDDDDDDD 203.204.53.238 04/21

→ gorden00: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD140.115.208.110 04/21

推 XDGC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD210.209.186.107 04/21

推 hippopotamas:這真不是普通的好笑耶.....XDDDDDD140.113.123.173 04/21

推 kukan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGC 140.114.201.20 04/21

推 sharonstone:醬爆~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 220.137.82.58 04/21

推 polyflex:真好笑 210.66.152.48 04/21

推 september4x:XD 203.72.81.137 04/21

推 Mat2003:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 140.113.92.130 04/21

推 netelf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 61.66.57.92 04/21

推 skair:加我一個就爆了...140.116.145.131 04/21

→ cbao:10 分 140.117.191.52 04/21

推 sherry40:好像差ㄧ推爆~~~來推爆她吧~話說我很疑惑第一個 61.230.198.238 04/21

→ sherry40:怎麼爆的~我說番茄醬~ 61.230.198.238 04/21

推 shal:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD140.117.199.165 04/21

推 Hammerii:靠北啊...上班看到這個會笑到被火掉 211.21.189.114 04/21

推 iwanteasy:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD220.228.130.235 04/21

推 linguahong:XDDDDDDDDD 220.141.158.55 04/21

推 opoos:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD140.115.206.248 04/21

推 rhrrhr:笑到快翻過去了啦　︶___︶ 220.134.65.200 04/21

推 yacumo:XDDDDDD140.115.205.224 04/21

推 kiyin:這好好笑哈哈哈哈哈 220.140.36.149 04/21

→ moneful:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD140.112.252.103 04/21

推 aquaria:我的天吶太好笑了我肚子好痛,,,,,,, 140.112.223.46 04/21

推 secretworld:XD192.192.167.148 04/21

推 yiwen730:我曾經在我家沙發上捏...結果它爆了...肚子附近 218.32.156.27 04/21

→ yiwen730:都是.... 218.32.156.27 04/21

推 kannaduki:放開那包蕃茄醬... 203.73.247.128 04/21

推 dragon159:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 210.71.10.10 04/21

推 SummerShine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 厚...這篇超好笑 220.130.88.78 04/21

推 pyrex:借轉寄,謝謝~ 203.71.87.1 04/21

推 heyzora:笑死我啦~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 220.131.19.35 04/21

→ allinoneoo:太白爛了202.132.244.154 04/21

→ dora1027:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 163.15.178.1 04/21

→ dora1027:笑到肚子痛.. 163.15.178.1 04/21

推 my2046:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我大笑 XD 220.229.17.115 04/21

推 kklu:真是超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 211.74.167.171 04/21

推 dophinbaby:哈哈哈哈哈我笑到肚子好痛XDDDDDDDD 219.81.234.32 04/21

推 ningc:這篇真有被推爆的價值XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 222.156.5.24 04/21

推 lenyrene:在寢室憋笑...很辛苦啊XDDDDD 140.122.38.99 04/21

推 ava127:原PO真壞!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 61.58.123.215 04/21

推 setyoufree:XDDDDD~~~~~XD&@C>140.112.211.126 04/21

→ duck0516:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 61.67.32.158 04/21

推 kokosaw:幫你祈禱你同學不會來逛...218.167.184.121 04/21

推 oneword:XDDDDDDDD 樓下的你到速食店會試嗎?? 218.168.57.20 04/21

推 purinfocus:曾經親眼目睹...絕對不敢嘗試阿~XD 220.136.53.143 04/21

推 aeriel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 140.122.37.61 04/21

推 hachojay:XDDDD 59.114.3.136 04/21

推 purinfocus:不會一堆人今天在麥當勞玩起番茄醬吧 220.136.53.143 04/21

推 tzuyang555:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 220.135.45.132 04/21

推 ZXEVA:可惜沒用V8錄下來XD 210.85.47.12 04/21