Re: [耍笨] 剛剛接到詐騙電話...

作者lalasa (免洗)

站內StupidClown

標題Re: [耍笨] 剛剛接到詐騙電話...

時間Wed Feb 15 22:45:40 2006

我接過 (喀搭,好像是按下某個開關) 詐:親愛的客戶您好,這裡是國泰世華銀行貴用戶的信用卡於95年2月12日超額刷卡有需更進一步服務請按1:再聽一次...按9:接總機 (這是大陸口音) 我:按1 詐:(喀搭...過三秒,咚)親愛的客戶您好,這裡是國泰世華銀行貴用戶的信用卡於95年2月12日超額刷卡有需更進一步服務請按1:再聽一次...按9:接總機我:按1 詐:(喀搭...過三秒,咚...我更確定是錄音帶到底的聲音) 親愛的客戶您好,這裡是國泰世華銀行貴用戶的信用卡於95年2月12日超額刷卡有需更進一步服務請按1:再聽一次...按9:接總機我:按1................又重複三次 .........接總機我再按1 詐: 幹拎娘! 你係賣聽幾蓋? (你要聽幾次啊!?) 我: 聽到你錄音機壞掉啊! 幹! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.165.181.1

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