› 精華區beta CH7th310 關於我們 聯絡資訊
作者iamall (^^)
看板StupidClown
標題[耍笨] 妹的朋友的蠢事
時間Thu Mar 23 03:26:32 2006
由於聽完覺得很好笑..就把他寫出來了 希望不要被追殺.....因為妹叫我不能害他同學更丟臉..囧 妹有個同學是美女 還是個講話有時候會台灣國語又很搞笑的美女 有天她正在上廁所時 不小心門被掃地阿桑用力拉開了 c美女由於受到過度的驚嚇,情緒受到創傷, 於是他回去上課時便發了一通...不雅的簡訊,要告知我妹的室友這個好笑的[惡耗] 簡訊內容大概是:[xx我跟你說,真是太慘了,我剛剛去大便時, 內褲脫到一半要坐下掃地阿桑竟然把門拉開了, 更慘的是我不知道他有沒有看到那一條黃金,...] 唉,他說的很直接,但是女生跟女生之間這樣還是太沒形象了點^^" 其實上廁所被看到不是最慘的, 最慘的是 他發送了這封簡訊 於是我妹的室友便知道了這件慘事, 當天晚上美女c闖進房間要哭訴時,全寢的人都說 阿你大便被人看到喔!我們都知道這件事啦! 美女c大叫:這才不是最慘的!嗚哇!!你們聽我說!@#$@#^$%&%^*! ----------------------------------------------------------------- 當他按了發送鍵後,沒多久前面的那位同學回頭說,:[你上廁所被看到喔!] 美女c又再度受到驚嚇,這件事已經在半小時內傳遍校園了嗎? 她問:[你怎麼知道這件事的?] 同學:[阿你剛剛傳給我的阿] 美女c大驚,拿出手機來查看, 赫然發現,他剛剛傳送時按到[群組]了,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組!!!!!! 群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組!!!!!! 群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組!!!!!! 群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組!!!!!! 群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組!!!!!! 群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組群組!!!!!! 你以為事情就這樣完了嗎?那當然不是啦! 更慘的是,他剛換新手機,因為懶的用,所以電話簿號碼裡面有一半的人都是同一個群組 涵蓋甚廣, 包括他的媽媽,弟弟,阿姨,表妹,同學,閒雜人等 更經典的是..................他..... 還傳給了正在上這堂課的老師, 傳給老師傳給老師傳給老師傳給老師 傳給老師傳給老師傳給老師傳給老師 傳給老師傳給老師傳給老師傳給老師 傳給老師傳給老師傳給老師傳給老師 於是,下課後拿出手機來看的老師,馬上抓包他, 老師很努力的忍住不笑說:[上課不上課,傳這種簡訊給我幹麼?] 嗯,這已經夠慘了,換作我是他大概就不想活了, 但是事情還沒結束,我想大家都開始同情他了吧! 雖然此時她已經向小丸子般跌入層層漩渦的深淵 但是事情 還沒結束還沒結束還沒結束 還沒結束還沒結束還沒結束 還沒結束還沒結束還沒結束 還沒結束還沒結束還沒結束 他開始接受到各方的簡訊,別忘記她是傳送群組阿 [煙~] 例如他弟的回傳:[阿你都穿阿嬤內褲,還大便被人看到喔!真是太可恥了] 喔 我忘記了!還有他媽 最經典的就是她媽吧 -----傳給她媽分隔線 傳給她媽分格線 傳給她媽分格線 傳給她媽分格線------ 据說他媽不會看簡訊,於是............. 便拿著手機到左鄰右舍請教,!!!!!! 在鄰居翻譯之後,他媽打電話來:[阿你上廁所怎麼不關好呢?@$#%^#$%&!@$@#$^#%!@$@#$^!@#@%] 美女c第n次解釋,我有關好我有關好我有關好 但是他的冤情可能要上疏到教育部才能洗刷了! 美女c陳述到這地步時大家已經笑到跌到地上, 他忿忿的說,:[你們真沒同情心耶!你們知道嗎? 我本來這週末要回南部的 現在不敢回去了啦!我的左鄰右舍都是親戚,嗚哇!!!我不想活了啦!!] 大家很有同情心的拍拍他肩膀說:[我想,你還是回去吧!這樣我們才有後續的笑話可以聽阿!哇哈哈] 据說!他後來回去後,走到哪都覺得有人看到她然後低著頭偷笑, 而且左鄰右舍的阿姨非常的關心他,叫他上廁所一定要記得關好門! 於是這事件總算到此落幕了, 不過我還是很KUSO的想,他會不會也傳簡訊給他喜歡的男生或是男朋友了! 這樣的話,不是就更慘了嗎? 阿假使你是認識她的那個人 麻煩不要再去刺激她啦...^^" 免得我被我妹追打.....逃[囧] -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.112.34.12
推 kiako:真的是太好笑了，哈哈哈。 03/23 03:31
推 MercedsBenz:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/23 03:34
推 lavandersea:哈哈好好笑唷 03/23 03:35
推 DIDIMAX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:36
推 ROYISBEST:這真是太黯然了ＸＤ 03/23 03:47
推 iceboxi:XDDDDDDD 03/23 03:48
推 Dvc:超屌的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:48
推 jzn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:54
推 eggimage:縣在你讓全ptt鄉民都知道了 XDD 03/23 03:55
推 SimpleLover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 03:59
推 pinkpig0718:太好笑啦~~哈哈哈~~她應該會想哭吧 03/23 04:03
推 Shning:圖勒 03/23 04:03
推 wanttu: XD 03/23 04:03
推 windelfTW:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 04:06
推 iamall:哎呀 大家要低調一點阿 不然我就沒有笑話可以寫了 囧 03/23 04:09
推 tkucake:低調推 XDDDDDDDDD 03/23 04:16
推 RX93GX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 睡前還是忍不住噗嗤了..哈哈哈哈哈! 03/23 04:19
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推 jojoberry:不懂....脫到一半為什麼會有黃金???? 03/23 04:30
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→ locking0802:他以後大的都算我的好了 03/23 04:35
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推 spring999:XDDDDDDD 心情不好果然來笨版就好了 03/23 04:41
→ eggimage:笨小我而娛樂大我啊 03/23 04:47
推 mkp:*.* 看著看著越笑越大聲>""""< 笑到肚子痛 03/23 05:34
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推 acatla:看著看著我也想棒賽了XD 03/23 06:19
推 HIHINO:偷偷推一下!! 03/23 06:27
推 EGOGO:我在一大清早~在房間看了這篇！放聲大笑.... 03/23 06:31
推 jinein:好好笑~~! 03/23 07:45
推 NUKnigel:XD 03/23 07:58
推 share8725:一早笑一笑..真的心情超好... 03/23 08:08
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推 godwisdom:伸…圖+MSN+四格漫畫 XDDD 03/23 08:31
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推 rainley:推某一層 真的會越笑越大聲XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 08:37
推 new1025:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 08:45
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推 peheart:太好笑了阿....一大早的心情真好....哈哈哈 03/23 08:47
推 votinna:推推推...好好笑唷^^... 03/23 08:58
推 iWhale:太經典了~這太經典了... 03/23 09:11
推 scorpiobear:XDDDDD 真是嚴重的創傷啊 ﹨(╯▽╰)∕ 03/23 09:41
推 Holucann:今早心情真好~~~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~ 03/23 09:43
推 passenger18:好讚喔~ 大家加油推到爆吧!! 03/23 09:45
推 rmzm63:推一個 不推對不起自己 哈哈哈 太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 09:47
推 zaop:真悲慘....但是為什麼我一直笑呢 哇哈哈 03/23 09:48
推 foodgod0309:哈哈哈:DDD 03/23 09:49
推 Subzero0000:哈哈哈　我己經傳給所有的同學了 03/23 09:54
推 ALspeed:真的太好笑了 快笑死 03/23 09:57
推 DrBear:噗哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/23 09:58
推 kickme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 10:03
推 pilihans:XDDDD 03/23 10:06
推 lskd:XD 03/23 10:15
推 balletbliss:TO jojoberry：因為沒有人上廁所會把褲子全部脫下來！ 03/23 10:17
→ balletbliss:沒有全部脫下來，就叫做"脫一半"，了？ 03/23 10:18
→ balletbliss: (可能真的有人會全脫，但美女c看來是沒有全脫啦～） 03/23 10:18
推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 10:19
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推 iammacross:XD 03/23 10:37
推 KeroroMorita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 10:42
推 smarttommy:XDDDDDDD 太好笑了 03/23 11:00
推 rewolf:推 03/23 11:05
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推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDD 03/23 11:12
推 ezlove36:XD 03/23 11:14
推 lovy:哈哈哈哈哈 03/23 11:23
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推 Ferrero0212:天啊...太好笑了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 11:30
推 taiten987:圖! 03/23 11:34
推 iamaq18c:賤炸了~~~我要圖阿~~~哈哈哈哈哈 03/23 11:40
推 tsaicarol:哈哈哈~真是忍不住大笑起來了^_^ 03/23 11:48
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推 IZAYOI:哈哈哈 03/23 12:05
推 icu331:哈哈!!太好笑啦@@ 03/23 12:05
推 Taeper:太好笑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03/23 12:09
推 qqoc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 12:12
推 df1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/23 12:29
推 IhCnAb:XDDDDDDDDD 03/23 12:31
推 librainsky:你妹沒關門 全PTT都有看到..<(￣︶￣)> 03/23 12:33
推 ColiColi:推..大笑 03/23 12:34
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推 Shalynn: 哈。剛吃飽看到一直悶笑停止又悶笑又停止又悶笑…哈… 03/23 12:53
推 kennylin0309:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 12:54
推 kevin529:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 12:57
推 antiiss:靠么 超好笑XD還拿給左鄰右舍請教 媽啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 12:57
推 Terry1984:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 13:02
推 flyplayer:XD 03/23 13:04
推 HOTONY:這真的太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 13:04
推 dapa2:噗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 13:04
推 senlin:啊她有沒有收到阿桑回的簡訊說: 我什麼都沒有看到..... 03/23 13:08
推 hyacinth21:超好笑！ 03/23 13:17
推 evanhow:便拿著手機到左鄰右舍請教XD 03/23 13:33
推 iamall:to:Subzero0000...你竟然傳給其他人 我要開始擔心被追殺了 03/23 14:04
→ iamall:而且苦主不是我妹阿 希望苦主對於這件帶給大家歡樂能高興點 03/23 14:05
→ iamall:還有我猜她是用蹲式廁所 所以才會上到一半輩看到^^" 03/23 14:05
→ iamall:還有沒圖沒真相 呵呵....... 03/23 14:06
推 AoA1201:這太經典了 XD 03/23 14:07
推 alienen:XDDDDDDDDD 03/23 14:24
推 PKdon:好慘喔...我也有類似經驗...很糗>< 03/23 14:30
※ Johnlord:轉錄至某隱形看板 03/23 14:48
推 Shichung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 14:49
推 brian70545:上課憋笑中... XD 03/23 14:51
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推 james732:XDDDDDDDD 推爆這篇文章 03/23 14:58
推 henry1129:=.=a 讓她爆了吧...... 03/23 15:07
推 newestolife:快笑死了.. 03/23 15:12
推 imageimage:看到她媽拿去左鄰右舍的時候 狂笑一個不行 哈哈哈哈哈 03/23 15:14
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推 shoulder:幫忙推 03/23 15:23
推 freesuesue:好笑好笑...XD 03/23 15:22
推 cwtcwt:爆~~ 03/23 15:27
推 ringo543:XD 03/23 15:30
推 iamall:第一次文章被推爆...﹨(╯▽╰)／.... 03/23 15:30
推 zforlong:天阿…有慘到>"< 03/23 15:40
推 eternalC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(笑到肚子痛) 03/23 15:44
推 SaladPie:好坎坷啊 XD 03/23 15:55
推 elson3838:你會被追殺的.我也在這裡PO,現在已經被追殺了 03/23 16:21
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推 Masyao:哈哈 03/23 16:29
推 dans:不推可惜阿~ 03/23 16:59
推 woodymonkey:哈哈!現在全ptt都知道了~~~ 03/23 17:06
推 klubin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/23 17:12
推 penguinQQ:上課狂笑中~~~!! 03/23 17:24
推 Jkmg:本日最慘= = 03/23 17:46
推 joy71:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 17:51
推 miamikay:XDDDDDDDDDDD還好我媽會看短訊 03/23 17:55
推 oalau:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 真是太黯然銷魂!!!!! 笑死我!! 03/23 18:24
推 biolife:實在太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 18:31
推 rosayaptt:好可憐~~~~但是太好笑了啦!!!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈\^____^/ 03/23 18:32
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推 elling:大推!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 18:47
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※ MuYuuSou:轉錄至看板 NTUE_Nse96 03/23 19:25
推 ewolf:我看到"群組"的時候大笑 03/23 19:29
推 quietcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 20:01
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推 ganlinlau:我聞到囉 03/23 20:54
推 halva:群組好慘^^" 03/23 20:58
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推 iagolee:人世間最痛苦的事莫過於此......... 03/23 22:47
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推 kaku216:哈哈哈..好慘 03/24 00:11
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推 aappllee:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 01:23
推 zhou:XDDDDDDD 03/24 01:58
推 freesaviour:現在全笨版的鄉民的知道了 XDDDDDDD 03/24 02:12
推 mozunato: 現在全笨版的鄉民的知道了 XDDDDDDD 03/24 02:42
推 route666:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/24 03:27
推 ice2:這篇太棒了！實在和鬼板的恐怖氣氛有天壤之別 03/24 03:27
推 zinghi:我嘴巴好酸 好酸 好酸 XDDDDDDDD 03/24 03:41
推 angelicwing:凌晨四點害我笑超大聲XD 03/24 04:39
推 geniustwo:看到"群組"...我也大笑了= = 03/24 05:49
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推 lina3qqj:超可憐XD 03/24 13:02
推 rokurokuuu:XD 03/24 17:19
推 maik7023:劇情高潮迭起阿...好笑 03/24 19:52
推 keymu:沒圖沒真相 03/24 20:20
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