變態...

[cmvct723d (米蟲也不是很好當XD)]

某天晚上在看電視

客廳裡的電話突然響了起來

拎拎拎拎~~~拎拎拎拎~~~~

二姐衝過來接電話(想說他的電話比較多可能是找他的)

癡漢："嘻嘻嘻~~~小姐你聲音聽起來好淫蕩，你內褲穿什麼顏色阿??...嘿嘿嘿(淫笑)"

二姐聽到了以後很生氣，大叫一聲："變態!!!"馬上把電話掛掉

過沒30秒

拎拎拎拎~~~拎拎拎拎~~~

二姐又接起電話，又是那癡漢："別不好意思嘛~~告訴我你穿什麼顏色的..."

他火大地把電話掛掉....歇斯底里的罵道："又是那個變態...煩不煩阿OOXX~~"

老弟緩緩站起來走到電話邊

電話又響了!!!

拎拎拎拎~~~~拎拎拎拎~~~~

老弟以迅雷不及掩耳的速度拿起話筒

搶先癡漢說："嘻嘻嘻嘻(淫笑X10秒)~~~我的內褲是..."

"喀嚓!!!嘟嘟嘟嘟~~~~"

老弟轉頭對我說....他掛我電話    冏

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