[閒聊] 清純的女老師

作者hermees (火熱少年)

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標題[閒聊] 清純的女老師

時間Fri Dec 1 23:37:08 2006

今晚小阿姨全家來到我家作客.... 媽媽特地煮了好多家常菜....媽媽的姐妹中就屬她倆最親近了... 小阿姨有一個小男孩....今年剛就讀小一... 滿口的童言童語.... 真的是非常可愛.....可是今晚他的心情好像不是很美麗....在餐桌上苦著一張臉.. " 佑佑是不是阿姨煮的菜不好吃呢想吃什麼跟阿姨說阿姨弄給你吃 " 我的媽媽親切的問著可是只見我的小表弟還是搖搖頭...... 於是大夥一直想逗他笑..... " 佑佑有什麼事跟阿姨說喔她可以幫你的 " 小阿姨輕說原來是在學校發生一些事被老師責備...... 今天我的小表弟佑佑在下課時間...跟同學在教室追逐嬉戲.... 後來玩著玩著...忽然同學惡作劇偷偷摸了他的小鳥.... 他感到非常生氣.....又覺得被摸的感覺很羞辱.... 於是哭著去找級任老師(女的)...... " 老師 XXX 摸我的小鳥 " 表弟這時又氣又想哭..... " 而且摸的很大力 " 這時班導找來XXX 想要當面訓誡一番...... " XXX 老師有沒有教過不可以隨便亂摸人家的東西....." 老師很嚴厲口吻說... "下次不可以再這樣子知不知道 " "在摸之前要先經過人家同意" 原本我的小表弟還很暗自慶幸...... 沒想到這位級任老師竟然轉過頭來口氣也不是說很好 " 還有你 " "難道老師之前所說的你都沒放在心上" "老師不是說過不可以帶動物或是寵物來學校的嗎" "誰叫你帶小鳥來學校 " "把小鳥交出來放學後老師再還你" .............................................................. 聽到這裡....全餐桌的大人都笑翻了....... 飯都吃不下....... 只能說秀才遇到兵...... 好一個單純的國小老師阿 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.165.81.81

推 purplesoul:把小鳥交出來老師沒收畢業再還你 12/01 23:38

推 weinuo1017:推一個~可愛的老師天才的學生XD 12/01 23:39

推 dk1986:突然覺得我身邊好像有這種人.....XD 12/01 23:43

推 flyinDenmark:單純的老師可以交出單純的學生？ 12/01 23:44

推 D122122123:老師都不老師小孩都不小孩,國小就抓鳥長大抓...? 12/01 23:55

推 visen:笑翻了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/01 23:57

推 besot:我今天問學生說 => 你今天怎麼不舉(手)了呢? 就被笑了= = 12/01 23:59

推 flora11883:把你的小弟弟交出來 12/02 00:02

推 lizhg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 00:04

推 okok13: 小弟弟指的就是在下我 12/02 00:04

推 kling:小鳥交出來！！！ 12/02 00:06

推 mrcat:"在摸之前要先經過人家同意" XDDDD 12/02 00:08

推 kunbu: 把小鳥交出來放學後老師再還你 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 00:08

推 zhou:xDDDDDDDD 12/02 00:09

推 Dralvin:要處罰請你連小弟弟一起處罰 12/02 00:09

推 palaukelly:小弟弟只的就是在下我+1 12/02 00:12

→ palaukelly:小弟弟指的就是在下我+2 12/02 00:12

推 smokeblue:這個...要交出來恐怕很困難>///< 12/02 00:13

推 chehung: 還有你，檳榔交出來…y 12/02 00:16

推 greenheaven:"他的心情好像不是很美麗"XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 00:19

推 bigjam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 00:25

推 gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 00:28

推 beck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 12/02 00:29

推 ahahafish:佑佑:放開那隻鳥~~!!! 12/02 00:30

推 szczerbiak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 00:31

推 Gungod88:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 00:36

推 chibonjour:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 00:42

推 jujang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~~~~ 12/02 00:41

推 st4123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 00:42

推 ixisgnnup:太屌了…XDDDDDDDD 12/02 00:43

推 eggimage:小弟弟上課帶檳榔!!! 交出來!!! 12/02 00:43

推 reliveinfire:靠腰 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 00:45

→ spooky221:不會吧～XD 12/02 00:49

推 Asteroid612:========以下開放鄉民把小鳥交給老師保管============ 12/02 00:48

→ rossilan:那老師真是有夠清純的....( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 12/02 00:52

推 shijr0801:XD 12/02 00:54

推 zerg999:超讚!!! 12/02 00:55

推 lovewsc:摸了我的彈珠 12/02 00:56

推 kumikotai:老師～妳好壞心唷～ 12/02 00:56

推 roy8181:好一個清純的老師 12/02 00:57

推 wiggy715: 老師～妳好壞心唷～ 12/02 00:58

推 ahahafish:老師:這個局我佈了一學期之久.... 12/02 00:58

推 colorma: 老師～妳好壞心唷～ 12/02 01:04

推 MLByo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 01:09

推 error404joe:我說過身藏唐寅詩集就是死罪 12/02 01:21

推 kuo1102:學生家長：老師，我沒有小鳥只有大雕，課以嗎？ 12/02 01:23

推 wildinheart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 01:28

推 ic1736:我也會講心情好美麗不美麗耶...不過要摸要經過人家同意XDD 12/02 01:32

推 icenuclear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 01:46

推 lovemak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 01:51

推 Hans14:XDD 12/02 01:51

推 gatawiselot:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 01:54

推 Alip:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 01:58

推 oldsam:這是女法官「喇叭呈上來」的校園版嗎？ 12/02 02:16

推 ayen1985:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 02:23

推 ticwhang:小鳥交出來,我來保管!! 12/02 02:26

推 ral: 阿你的喇叭勒？ 12/02 02:28

推 uuu75725uuu:拿去拿去~~~~(我脫) 12/02 02:55

推 hunfu:師:放心,我會好好的愛惜你的小鳥的... 12/02 03:08

推 kingzzz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 03:59

→ HUI66:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 04:21

→ ffkh7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 05:27

推 castral:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 06:03

推 Melson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 06:52

推 bwib:該說這老師純真到不適合教小朋友嗎XD 12/02 08:06

推 wintercat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 08:25

→ rem20020426:老師：乖~老師會很溫柔的 12/02 08:42

推 kelly1206:老師~你自己拿我不敢拿 12/02 08:49

推 dearain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 08:53

推 ghostru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 09:01

推 DBom:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 09:04

推 kenwykw:好可憐的小學生。。。怎麼沒抓回去呢！！ 12/02 09:03

推 cklppt:推清純小學老師XD 12/02 09:58

推 doyan:檳榔交出來!!!!! 12/02 10:16

推 liuchihying:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 10:25

推 joety1103:先承認你就是小男孩吧～ ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 12/02 10:27

推 Abbyhome:哈哈超好笑的啦˙˙˙文章也想的很讚! 12/02 10:40

推 yellowgolem:檳榔交出來！ 12/02 10:59

推 place123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD老師太可愛了 12/02 11:16

推 musicz:XDDD 12/02 11:20

→ purelegant:XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 11:34

推 SuperTaco:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 12/02 11:37

推 ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 12:04

推 BlueSkyDream:哈哈哈 12/02 12:04

推 baronterry:XDDDDDDDDD讓老師看看小鳥有沒有受傷XDDDDDDDD 12/02 12:10

推 kitty1008:因為老師只看過大鳥不知道小鳥 XD 12/02 12:58

推 hieado:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 13:19

推 Kapenza:不要動!!這是搶劫!! 把小鳥交出來!! 12/02 16:22

推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 16:26

推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 16:38

推 DENON:檳榔交出來！ 12/02 20:08

推 mekiss:我笑了...太好笑了吧XD 12/02 22:14

推 archy:太好笑了，不推不行 12/02 23:44

推 zo4:好可愛阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 00:03

推 DN1120:老師要小鳥不是彈珠(手叉腰) 12/03 01:13

推 smaildon:XDDDD 大推 ~ 12/03 09:18

推 qzpmqzpm:檳榔交出來！！！！！！y 12/03 10:19

→ Hatred:檳榔交出來 12/03 17:39

→ siriusu:囧 12/03 18:17

推 bluefish0630:XDDDDDDDDDD 最後一句太爆笑了 12/03 18:59

推 lingueue:老師...小...小鳥飛走了...囧 12/03 20:57

推 gilikl:笑到流眼淚，怎麼還不爆 12/03 21:11

推 mumudi:老師語帶雙關話中有深意 12/03 21:27

推 kikixie:好純潔的老師喔XD 12/03 21:38

推 kighe:XDXDXD 12/03 22:54

推 Frankaze:我比較想知道後續... 12/04 00:21

推 LINKINFANS:老師並不清純...其實...她也想...各位運用一下想像力吧 12/04 00:45

推 popochia:XDDDDDD 12/04 03:44

推 poiu1234:老師並不清純...其實...她也想...各位運用一下想像力吧 12/04 11:39

推 miname:小時抓小鳥長大偷大象 12/04 13:32