那就來出賣一下我哥

作者sing0930 ( 總統吱吱復吱吱)

看板StupidClown

標題那就來出賣一下我哥

時間Fri Dec 1 16:45:32 2006

這件事，讓他從十三歲被笑到三十歲... --- 話說我那老實的哥哥在國中的時候很喜歡很喜歡一個女生， (喜歡到被發了好幾次卡，卻到大學還無法忘懷) 我們姑且叫這個女生小玲；在小玲快要生日的時候，我那害羞的哥哥心想一定要準備個什麼東西，於是弄好了漂亮的禮物，包裝的十分精美，再把禮物放到漂亮的紙袋中，一切都是那麼完美，他幻想著小玲收到禮物的驚喜表情。 --- 小玲的生日到了，哥哥熬過了一整天，終於到了放學的時候，大家的媽媽都在校門口等了，哥哥整理好自己的所有東西，背著書包，提著便當和禮物，很快的走到小玲面前， "這個....送妳!!" 他把手上的紙袋塞到小玲手上，低著頭很快的走出了教室，走出了校門，鑽進了媽媽的車，小小而單純的心撲通撲通的狂跳著。 --- 到家。哥哥很自然的把手上的便當袋拿給了媽媽，媽媽走進廚房， "這啥~~??" 又從廚房裡走出來的媽媽拿著一個包裝精美，還綁了粉紅色蝴蝶結的禮物。哥哥在這個moment....石化了。 (腳邊有一片落葉被風捲起，又飄落。) --- 隔天，小玲把便當盒洗得乾乾淨淨，裝在原本的紙袋裡，還給了我哥。 --- 我哥的苦戀，大概就是在此刻，注定了沒有結果。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.224.200.226

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推 potwo:後來小玲有沒有變成大嫂 12/01 17:28

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