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標題[外絮] 四個獨當一面的巨星湊不成超級球場霸王
時間Wed Feb 27 01:03:10 2013
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Lakers' superstar formula hasn't produced a winning team
湖人的方程式:
四個獨當一面的巨星合體不等於超級球場霸王
It's springtime in 2043, and a father and son decide to go on a trip.
西元2043年的春天
一個爸爸和他的小孩決定來段父子之旅
They pack up their hovercraft and head to Springfield, Mass., to visit the
Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame.
他們收起了他們的氣墊船
然後去參觀了籃球名人堂
Dad wants to teach his son about the stars from his childhood, so he shows him exhibits about Hall of Famers
such as Kobe Bryant, Dwight Howard, Pau Gasol and Steve Nash.
你知道的，男人們都喜歡講古
老爸開始介紹他小時候的超級巨星
老大，魔獸，脖加索，老衲
"And you wouldn't believe this," the father says. "In 2013, they were all on
the same team!"
"你相信嗎?這四個超級巨星竟然會在同一隊打球!!!!!!!!"
"就在2013年!!他們同隊了!!!!!!!!!"
老爸很興奮的說著
"Are you kidding me?" the son says. "Four Hall of Famers? Surely they won the
NBA championship. Did they win every single game that season?"
"不可能吧!!!"
"四個名人堂在一班!?"
"他們一定贏得了當年冠軍吧"
"他們那季是無敵的吧?那季是82勝吧!!"
"Actually, son, they didn't even make the playoffs."
With only 25 games left, the Los Angeles Lakers wouldn't make the playoffs
"啊....那個.....兒子啊........他們甚至連季賽後都沒有"
(還沒打完你就判人家死刑啊，這位作者)
只剩下了25場比賽
湖人隊很有可能沒季後賽能玩了
if the season ended now. Hollywood, it seems, has churned out another horror
show.
如果現在宣布賽季結束
那今年的好萊烏(洛城)又拍出了一齣爛戲了
The show's on display Monday in Denver at the Pepsi Center."
這齣爛劇在禮拜一丹佛的百事可樂中心上映了
"I think the whole thing for me is, the fragility of an NBA team is based
upon your team's togetherness and chemistry as much as it is on your team's
talent," said Nuggets coach George Karl, who has lost three recent playoff
series to the Lakers, the team he said on media day he despises. "I think
Nash getting hurt early hurt them. Now the Gasol injury has hurt them, and
because of all that, I don't think they've ever gotten connected in a
confident way.
金塊隊(季後賽敗給了湖人三次了)的教練Karl表示:
"對我來說，一個球隊的強度取決於他們的合作和互相之間的化學效應一樣"
"合作的重要性和你隊中球員的天份能力有多猛是一樣的重要"
"我認為老衲季初的受傷造成球隊重大的損失"
"現在脖加索受傷也再次傷害了球隊"
"所以我不認為他們對於彼此合作這件事情有信心"
"I don't know how many wins it will take them, but it will be interesting to
see if they can get in (the playoffs). You've got a team that will play
desperate the rest of the way. Talented players — they might not get along —
but they have a way, when they're desperate, to figure out how to like each
other."
"我不知道他們能拿多少勝"
"不過如果他們能進入季後賽"
"是可看性十足的"
"這些能力超強的球員可能互不往來"
"但是在這種絕境下，他們必須找出方法去喜歡對方"
(剩下25場還在談磨合嗎= =?)
Watch the Lakers lose and it appears they don't know one another, let alone
like. Nash, even in a familiar offense, can't seem to maximize role players
(the Los Angeles bench is bad). Also, Nash and Howard, who's not playing at
100 percent, seldom click with the pick.
看到湖人輸球的樣子
他們應該彼此都很不熟，更別提喜歡對方了
即使讓老衲用他習慣的方式進攻，還是不能發揮他的最大功用
(湖人的板凳爛透了)
而老衲和沒完全復元的魔獸很少打檔切戰術
"We'd like to get him in the pick-and-roll more," Nash told The Orange County
Register. "That's how he was really good in Orlando. He'd pick and he'd dive,
and they'd swing and put it in to him, so he could get deeper catches and the
help side has a more difficult time coming to him.
"我們想要讓他多打點擋切"老衲這麼表示
"他在魔術隊打得很好啊"
(?)
"他擋，他往內跑"
"防守隊員動搖，然後他就能在比較靠近籃框的地方接到球"
"然後側邊的球員也比較不能進去幫忙防守他"
"It's been difficult, really, to get him into that game, running into
pick-and-rolls, diving hard, looking for the ball. We really haven't found
that rhythm from him yet."
"讓他進入比賽的節奏很困難，真的"
"讓他打好擋切，更難"
"我們真的還弄不懂他的節奏"
(這真的老衲說的嗎?很生氣了吧)
Then there's Bryant. This was supposed to be his quest for a sixth
championship ring, his foray toward Michael Jordan. Bryant added the
Jordan-era equivalent of John Stockton and David Robinson to do just that.
But this might be the season that besmirches Bryant's legacy. He has tried
everything.
然後接著是老大
這季應該是他尋求第六顆冠軍戒子的賽季
他以此來挑戰籃球之神
就像John Stockton和海軍上將在喬丹時代做的一樣
結果勒
本季可能是老大最恥辱的一季之一
他也嘗試了每件事情來贏球
He led the league in scoring early in the season. Then he went on an assists
rampage, trying to prove he could be a facilitator. He has complained,
seethed, scowled and even tweeted for the first time. Nothing has
consistently worked.
他在季初的時候瘋狂得分，得分在聯盟名列前茅
然後他嘗試轉換成助攻模式
去證明他能影響比賽
他抱怨過，他發飆過，他也曾經眉頭一皺，他開了推特
這當中沒有任何一件事情是他以前一直在做的
But the Lakers have begun to play better. Still, they continue to lose to
good teams, although they have a recent win over the Oklahoma City Thunder.
In the past month, the Lakers have lost to the Los Angeles Clippers, Memphis
Grizzlies, Chicago Bulls and Miami Heat (twice).
不過湖人看來是有稍微好轉
雖然他們仍然是常常輸給了good team
即使他們有打贏了雷霆一次
在過去的一個月
他們輸給了快艇，灰熊，公牛，還輸給熱火兩次
"I'm surprised where they are right now, but I still have a feeling that
they'll make the playoffs," Nuggets guard Ty Lawson said of the Lakers.
"They'll be a tough out at the eighth or seventh seed (in the West). I think
they'll make a little bit of noise, because the first and second seeds aren't
going to want to play them."
"我滿訝異他們現在的名次"
"我還是覺得他們會打入季後賽"
泰勞表示
(你上一次不是這樣說的..........)
"他們會以西區第七或第八進去吧"
"這會引起些騷動"
"因為西區第一第二會不太想在一開始對上他們"
Bryant thinks so too. Bryant told Sports Illustrated the Lakers would make
the playoffs and that he doesn't fear any team in the Western Conference. Is
it another tactic? A prideful prediction? Or will the proclamation just be
another in a series of dubious moments in the most surprising season in NBA
history?
老大也這麼覺得
他認為他們能打季後賽而且不會害怕西區任何隊伍
這是一種戰術性的心戰放話嗎?還是一個囂張但有信心的宣言?
或著這段話只是在這不安的時刻安定軍心
在這NBA史上最令人驚訝的球季之一
There is some hoops hope. The Lakers, once 17-25, have won 11 of their past
15 games, including Sunday's national-TV win vs. Dallas.
Leave it to former NBA star Charles Barkley to sum it up.
"The Lakers are old, and they are not going to make the playoffs," the TNT
analyst said last week. "If by happenstance they do make the playoffs,
they're going to get beat like a drum in the first round."
他們還是有些希望的
湖人隊從17-25的戰績後
在最近15場比賽贏了十一場
包含了在禮拜一贏了小牛
不過名人堂的老巴一樣愛評論
他認為
"湖人太老了，他們將不會打進季後賽"
TNT的體育分析師上禮拜表示
"他們不會打進季後賽"
"就算打進去也是一輪命"
心得:
丹佛到底多恨湖人.....開場花這麼長篇幅寫故事判死刑
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推 jackaldoctor:超級武器霸王 XDD 02/27 01:07
推 gunng :聽說湖人是個一億美元薪資的球隊 02/27 01:09
推 kurenaiz :當然還在磨合 先發五人同時健康上場的場次屈指可數 02/27 01:09
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→ iamaq18c :酸炸XD 02/27 01:10
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推 IrisXIII :He has tried everything 應該是嘗試了所有方法吧 02/27 01:10
推 tsukirit :他們仍然是常常輸給了good team 02/27 01:11
推 CharleneTsai:好酸的文 02/27 01:11
→ tsukirit :所以湖人是 NGT 得證 02/27 01:11
※ 編輯: ckshchen 來自: 1.171.110.183 (02/27 01:12)
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推 Xmasbowl :嚐嚐老衲的棒子 02/27 01:35
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推 superjohnny :Nash的棒子!! 02/27 01:39
推 kunda :如果DH不是名人堂 肯定是因為來過湖人的關係 02/27 01:40
→ ckshchen :人家作者假定2043年的時候是咩XD 02/27 01:48
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→ pippen2002 :妖孽！嚐嚐老衲的xx 02/27 02:23
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→ ThreeNG :在湖人曝光機率多,表現好印象分數絕對倍加 02/27 06:17
→ ThreeNG :當然前提是表現好 02/27 06:18
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推 jyekid :還有DH太廢 02/27 08:04
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噓 kevin1011 :窩屁表示：__________________ 02/27 10:30
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