[外絮] 見證老大的氣短

[rathunter (老鼠殺手)]

http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-lakers-jazz-20121108,0,7744851.story

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Kobe Bryant started walking off the court with about five seconds left,
disgusted by the Lakers' effort, turning around only to see that Metta World
Peace missed a last-second shot.

老大在最後五秒鐘的時候就開始往場邊走，同時回頭看了看世界和平的最後一擊
.............沒進，眼神落寞
(其實進不進都無關勝負就是了)

Then he continued toward the locker room, his jersey pulled up into his
clenched teeth as the Lakers lost again, 95-86, this time to Utah on
Wednesday at EnergySolutions Arena.

他咬著球衣(請看官網圖片，好性感)往更衣室走
湖人又被胡了，這次胡他的是猶他爵士隊
(在此之前，爵士四連敗)


Bryant was still seething as he sat in front of his locker, acknowledging he
played with an anger and fire he hadn't displayed in a while.

老大非常的不爽，就算他沒寫在臉上
大家都能感受到他要爆了


"Just a little bit," he said, practically spitting out the words.

Why?

"Nothin' I care to share," he said.

"我是有點不爽"老大如是說

"為什麼?"

"才不告訴你蕾~~~~~~~~~"


Bad sign for the Lakers. Bryant is mad. Or maybe it's a good sign. It can't
hurt at this point.

湖人小心啦，老大生氣啦!!!但或許這對湖人來說是個好消息


If Bryant was angry with Pau Gasol, it made sense. The four-time All-Star had
five points in 36 minutes, missing seven of nine shots as the Lakers were
outmuscled badly by the smaller but tougher Jazz.

官網猜測1:Gasol自盡

因為他投九中二，而且他對上爵士肉棒的時候
表現得就像是姊姊
(嬌喘)


If Bryant's mad at Coach Mike Brown, he's not alone. Lakers fans are
displaying little to no patience for the Princeton-based offense that has
taken one victory in five games.

官網猜測2:西瓜自盡

他不是孤單的..........
(我不知道在這邊要解釋做西瓜自盡不孤單有gasol相陪，還是對他生氣的不只老大)

普你老母戰術，不解釋

If Bryant's irritated with himself, he shouldn't be. He had 29 points and
made 15 of 17 from the free-throw line, though his six turnovers were a
problem on a team that seemingly loves to give the ball to opponents.

老大好棒，雖然失誤多了點
(平心而論，在湖人被連胡的過程中，老大打得真的不差，也沒打鐵)




If he's mad at the Utah crowd, he should also perish the thought, even if
Jazz fans hurled a mildly obscene chant upon the Lakers in the final minute
of play.

還是老大在不爽爵士主場的觀眾呢?
到哪的主場都會被球迷罵，所以應該不是吧

It was completely accurate. The Lakers really do, um, stink these days.

各地的天氣最近就是那麼的好，都大太陽


At least none of them got into spats with fans in courtside seats Wednesday.
Score one for the Lakers. But only one.

今天唯一的好事是沒有任何球員沒收功就罵髒話
(官網這樣敘述的，那我屁沒打觀眾應該也能算?)

They never led, they had 11 assists as a team, they missed Steve Nash and
they were still missing a bench, their reserves outscored by those of Utah,
36-12, the least surprising statistic in a season full of unpleasant ones for
the Lakers.

他們沒了NASH，輸掉了板凳
(雖然我不知道兩者有什麼關係，暗喻要nash自盡?)


板凳得分是12-36........整整輸了24分，開季最爛
(那是因為西瓜不肯讓板凳在活賽戰打超過二十分鐘)



They got angry with the referees, angry with each other, and nobody scored
besides Bryant after Dwight Howard's layup with 6 minutes 21 seconds to play.
湖人對裁判生氣
(我承認我想翻這篇就是為了這句，罰球46vs18還要生氣.....)

每個人都令人生氣，除了老大

他是唯一有得分的人在整整6分21秒


From there, Bryant took seven shots, making four, and earned four trips to
the free-throw line. It was almost predictable.

6分21秒內
4-7 沒什麼打鐵，還有四次罰球

His frustration began to rise at the end of the second quarter. He left the
court with an angry look on his face, irritated that Howard couldn't corral
his pass off a drive as the Lakers trailed, 51-41.

老大從第二節就開始不爽，當魔獸沒接到他傳球的時候
他的不爽寫了滿臉


The play defined the Lakers' lack of cohesion in a split-second microcosm:
Howard thought Bryant would feed him alley-oop style; Bryant thought Howard
would be ready for a to-the-gut pass.

現在，換魔獸自盡，因為他沒接到那顆傳球
雖然魔獸認為老大應該是會傳空中接力
(7-11 還要被提出來生氣?好吧 可能是因為5TO，可是有個6TO的.....)
(好啦 官網都說還好啦........)





"Is there a chemistry issue? We haven't played together," Howard said. "It
takes time."

魔獸說"我們還需要時間磨合"
(17場了耶.........)


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