※ [本文轉錄自 TFG97MATH 看板]
作者: yhchen (Allemande) 看板: TFG97MATH
標題: joke
時間: Fri May 1 20:36:31 1998
我也來貢獻一篇笑話好了，
順便幫大家練練英文
請耐心看完...真的很好笑:D
Three people walk up the St. Peter, hoping to enter heaven, but he
has a little test for them first. He asks the first man why we
celebrate Easter, and the man says, "Oh, that's the day when we get
really dressed up in fun costumes and go trick or treating right?"
St. Peter is disgusted and he sends the man to hell.
The second man comes to the gate and St. Peter asks him the same
question, and this man says, "Oh, this is when we eat turkey and
celebrate all of the things that we are thankful for right?"
Peter couldn't beleive it, he sent the second man to hell and
called the third man up. He again asked the man why Easter is so
important, and why we celebrate it, and this man says, "Oh, that is
easy. Jesus came to the earth and he was crucified, and buried in a
cave..."
St. Peter sighed because his faith in man was restored, but then he
heard the man say... "and then Jesus rose up and exited the cave...and
if he sees his shadow we get another three months of winter, right?"
--
→ →
▽．Ｄ＝ρ ▽．Ｂ＝０
→ →
→ δＢ → → δＤ
▽×Ｅ＝－── ▽×Ｈ＝Ｊ＋──
δｔ δｔ
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.m8.ntu.edu.tw)
◆ From: h157.s14.ts31.h
--
＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊*＊
相 詞
逢 總是醒在夜裡 聽心裡的聲音 聲音如此清晰 纏繞我的心 丁
不 思念是最遙遠的距離 恨不能夠向你飛去 我等了好久的心 等的是你 曉
恨 常常騙我自己 沒有愛也可以 直到遇見了你 才了解空需 雯 晚 果上天是這樣註定 等待你來敲醒我心 就算遲來的消息 我願意 │븊
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.m8.ntu.edu.tw)
◆ From: 035048.nchulc.e