推 drawgf:太屌了! 11/17 03:11
http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/The%20Drugs%20Song.mp3
There're Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline,Amphetamine,
Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin,Amoxicillin, Penicillin,
Heparin & Warfarin& Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine
There're Bendroflumethiazide & also Cyclophosphamide& Metoclopramide,
Acetazolomide Tropicamide,Loperamide, Amiloride & Cyclizine & Frusemide
& if you're up the duff then you had best avoid Thalidomide.
There're Lithium, Fluoxetine & also Amitriptyline,Paroxetine, Digoxin,
GTN & Azathioprine,Miconazole, Atenolol & also Chloramphenicol
& if you want to overdose there're always Paracetamol.
There're Night Nurse & there's Phenytoin, Zirtek & Diazepam,& Lithium,
Temazepam, Midazolam, Clonazepam,Testosterone, Aldosterone & Valium &
Insulin,& Lignocaine & Piriton & Ventolin & Ritalin
There're Cefuroxime, Cefotaxime, Cefalexin, Cephedrine,& Metronidazole
& Ketoconazole, Trimethoprim,Erythromycin, Gentamycin, Macrolides,
Nifedipine& Actifed & Sudafed & Calpol with no sugar in.
There're Phenelzine & Hyoscine, Ranitidine, Cimetidine,Potassium & Calcium
& every kind of Vitamin,& Pethedine & Methadone & Speed, Cocaine & Heroin,&
Cannabis & Prozac, Morphine, Alcohol & Nicotine.
You must remember all these drugs, the name of which you've learnt from me,
Or Fxxk them off and get a job in Orthropedic surgery!
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