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●14969 35 1/18 Igroun □ [討論] 101年學測英文作文 文章代碼(AID): #1F5bEVdA 作者: Igroun (aspirant) 看板: C_Chat 標題: [討論] 101年學測英文作文 時間: Wed Jan 18 13:07:40 2012 是的 題目是 「寫信給你朋友希望他不要沈迷電玩」 以下是範文, _______內自行填寫遊戲電玩名稱 □□內自行填寫電玩主角名稱 Don't download a game called "________" Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo... I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me a zip file with the name only labeled "________" I said to this dude, What's this sh*t? He just giggled and said "Just install it and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND WHEN YOU WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird RPG or some strange sh*t but as I watched the main menu, I was like "Yo.....what the fu*k.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERFU*KING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fu*king believe what I just saw. It was like Satan gave me his eroge collection, sh*t was so disturbing.. YET I COULDN'T STOP PLAY IT!!! THEN MEN TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE CHERATORS...THOSE MEN ....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE... YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEN THAT CHERACTOR TOOK THAT WEAPON THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS LIKE YOUR BI*CH WANTED TO SHOPPING WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO FU*KED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT PLAY IT... AND THAT'S WHAT I FU*KING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW CHAPTER THREE... THREE MAN...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND □□ WAS HIS NAME MAN, □□ WAS HIS MOTHERFU*KING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN MAN, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now.. DON'T DOWNLOAD A GAME LABELED ________! DON'T DO IT MAN, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS! REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU MAN! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 68.49.37.159
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