●14969  35 1/18 Igroun       □ [討論] 101年學測英文作文
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作者: Igroun (aspirant) 看板: C_Chat
標題: [討論] 101年學測英文作文
時間: Wed Jan 18 13:07:40 2012



是的

題目是

「寫信給你朋友希望他不要沈迷電玩」

以下是範文，

_______內自行填寫遊戲電玩名稱

□□內自行填寫電玩主角名稱










Don't download a game called "________"
Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo...
I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me a zip file with the
name only labeled "________"
I said to this dude, What's this sh*t?
He just giggled and said "Just install it and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND WHEN
YOU WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird RPG or some strange sh*t
but as I watched the main menu, I was like "Yo.....what the fu*k.."
THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......."
THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERFU*KING CAR
AND THEN I SAID

"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fu*king believe what I just saw.
It was like Satan gave me his eroge collection, sh*t was so disturbing..
YET I COULDN'T STOP PLAY IT!!!
THEN MEN TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE CHERATORS...THOSE MEN
....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...
YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THEN THAT CHERACTOR TOOK THAT WEAPON THEN
YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS LIKE YOUR BI*CH WANTED TO SHOPPING WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO
SOMETHING "DIFFERENT"
AND IT WAS SO FU*KED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT PLAY IT...
AND THAT'S WHAT I FU*KING DID!!!!!
THEN I SAW CHAPTER THREE...
THREE MAN...THRRREEEEE!!!!!!
IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
AND □□ WAS HIS NAME MAN, □□ WAS HIS MOTHERFU*KING NAME!!!!!!
OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN MAN, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!
So I Just want to tell you all right now..
DON'T DOWNLOAD A GAME LABELED ________!
DON'T DO IT MAN, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS!
REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU MAN!


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