●88368 1812/21 MRZ □ [OP男] 五拳超人 12
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作者: MRZ (臺大歷史系教授......Orz) 看板: C_Chat
標題: [OP男] 五拳超人 12
時間: Mon Dec 21 06:33:39 2015
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以上防雷.
以下感想:
0, 尼采: 上帝已死. (X)
MRZ : 動畫已死. (O)
1, 船長膝頂埼玉,埼玉登陸月球,需時 5 秒.
此時埼玉的飛行速度最少約為 261,434,880 km/hr
也就是 1/3 光速.
2, 埼玉從月球跳回太空船,需時 20 秒.
此時埼玉的飛行速度最少約為 65,358,720 km/hr
3, 月面重力約為地球的 1/6
所以船長的膝頂力量應為埼玉跳躍力的 24 倍.
4, 船長最後支離破碎,埼玉只有披風被燒毀(好強的裁縫店老闆).
如果最後大魔王是前裁縫店老闆的話,我也不會覺得奇怪.
5, 其他人不予置評,但吹雪都沒被加戲份....555555
6, 最後的結局跟開頭幾乎一模一樣,只是多了一個傑諾斯.
--
George Bush, Saddam Hussein, Soviet Union No More.
Clintion, Lewinsky, Titanic Mania, Bill Gates gets a Pie.
Job strikes back, StarWars show again, Lord of Rings Trio.
Other Bush, Osama, Ipod, Microsoft owns the world!
World Trade Center blow away, what else do I have to say?
We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning.
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→ obov: 塔茲馬起有沒有穿內褲 12/21 07:03
推 dearjohn: 我比較好奇裁縫店老闆是用了什麼素材做出這件神衣的！ 12/21 07:07
→ dearjohn: 比聖鬥士的聖衣耐磨又耐操，鐵定是非現實的幻想素材所製 12/21 07:08
推 solidmiss: 一樓教主 12/21 07:13
推 giddens123: 設惹 12/21 07:14
推 liuedd: 地球裁縫店>>>賽亞人戰鬥衣 12/21 07:18
推 mushroomface: f=ma m是質量不是重量 12/21 07:41
推 newgunden: 這是認真紡紗紡織的結果 12/21 07:42
推 rodd12345: 塔茲馬起在村田版沒穿ob'_'ov 原作one有穿 12/21 08:03
推 windayu: 那要看淨力阿 你當萬有引力不存在嗎o'_'o 12/21 08:13
推 firefoxriko: 老師應該是把念纏繞在衣服上之類的。 12/21 09:26
推 kevin135k: 龍捲我的 12/21 09:27
推 yayuku: 夜裡哭哭 12/21 10:42
推 fisheryu0514: 老師就是強化系練滿啊 12/21 11:05
→ aiweisen: 最後小傑那邊的吐槽很好笑XD 12/21 11:36
推 ebolalala: SEASON II! SEASON II! SEASON II! SEASON II! SEASON 12/21 13:34
→ ccode: 埼玉有丟石頭確定引力，控制回地球的力道 12/21 14:02
→ ccode: 全力跳的話，協會可能連同太空船全滅 12/21 14:03
→ CharcoalMoon: 同意樓上 把主角當單位在這作品不成立啊! 12/21 14:29
推 kratos0993: 全力跳的話 月球就沒了吧 12/21 14:47
推 aobocodo2004: \SEASON II/\SEASON II/\SEASON II/\SEASON II/ 12/21 15:01
推 Zeroyeu: 衣服完全沒破壞有點扯 12/21 19:28
推 electronicyi: 那個秒數計算是無意義的 鏡頭一換就可能省略一些 12/21 19:45
→ electronicyi: 時間 12/21 19:45
推 Valter: 全力跳的話應該是地球會被貫穿…… 12/21 19:54
推 cat5672: 先測量一下 太用力把地球跟月亮都弄壞就糟糕了 12/21 20:07
→ Binomial5566: 先不論動畫算時間毫無意義，力量計算毫無邏輯可言， 01/02 16:56
→ Binomial5566: 非等速, 未考慮作用時間, 重力亂用一通... 還是認命 01/02 16:56
→ Binomial5566: 回去教歷史吧 01/02 16:56