[閒聊] Goat Simulator：PAYDAY

[skyjazz (史蓋爵士)]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/425840/

You've crashed into people's windows with a jetpack,
you've hit level 101 in the Goat MMO Simulator,
you've survived the zombie apocalypse.
How do you even top that?

Introducing Goat Simulator: PAYDAY,
the latest in goat simulation technology.
Being goat has never been this realistic.

Beat people up and take their money - use your goat crew to smash & grab,
then blast away all your money at Mahatma Gambling,
the Indian casino - just like in that Al Cappuccino movie
PRANKNET - The static contract database lets goats pick and choose
from available jobs by connecting with local contacts such as Vlad the Crimean,
and you get to run his errands
Buy things - use your easy-earned cash to buy different things. Mostly masks.
Okay only masks.
More masks - because obviously we haven’t been clear enough.
You can even wear that mask with the American flag on it,
whatever that character is called i don’t know,
i just write the damn text FOUR AWESOME GOATS,
seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie
Be a camel, or even a dolphin in a wheelchair,
there are no limits here (except the 4 playable goats)
Unlock new, even dumber stuff.
Because this is friggin’ Goat Simulator.



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我...我已經不知道該吐槽什麼了...
這製作人真的有病(稱讚

主程式是當初被實況燒到，原價買的；
MMO模式才玩不到一半；
殭屍dlc本來想說等特價更便宜再買，
可是這個payday dlc已經讓我忍不住了啊啊啊
放棄抵抗(癱

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沉思十五年中事，
才也縱橫，淚也縱橫，
雙負簫心與劍名...

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推 fish10078: 什麼鬼www
→ oscar1234562: 這遊戲不是很久了
→ skyjazz: 遊戲很久了，但是這個dlc是今天新出的
→ skyjazz: 其實遊戲說久也還好，2014還13才出的
推 DsLove710: XDDD
推 pp1877: 幹  這三小XDD  (點進購物車
→ lordmi: 結果玩了30分鐘沒當掉。x！什麼爛更新（？）
推 Yanrei: 結果不能四人組隊啊XDD
推 amaranth: 超有病的啊XDD
推 GonFreecss: XDDDDDDDDD