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我為什麼要找這種罪受啊.....看得我都哭了QAQ 情人節到了,西片跟高木在上學途中遇到 西片很在意高木會不會送他巧克力,一直很在意高木說的每一句話 到了學校 http://imgur.com/zyr8mFU.jpg
西片:搞不好......裡面會有誰放進巧克力...... 沒有呢...... 上課途中也一直很在意高木同學,開始思考她會怎麼樣把巧克力給他(我說少年你根本就很期待嘛,在那邊裝 比如高木同學跟他借橡皮擦,還的時候用巧克力替換之類的(這腦洞...... 結果整天高木同學都沒給巧克力,但也沒整他 http://imgur.com/bfXLOPM.jpg
西片:結果她什麼都沒給我......! 不,其實也沒有在期待啦,沒錯,才沒有期待呢。 沒有因為情人節的原因被捉弄,今天已經算是我的大勝利了! 然後馬上看到巧克力wwwwww 於是一如往常在意旁埋伏的高木同學就跳出來 西片:一定是木村同學的惡作劇啦! 高木:不是喔。 http://imgur.com/YZfVMSb.jpg
西片:咦?為什麼知道!? 高木:因為我知道是誰送的嘛。 吶,你覺得是誰送的? 我覺得是現在還在這附近的人喔。 西片:這、這種感覺是......? 然後兩人打情罵俏,就是各種「今天是什麼日子啊?」「是情人節」之類的問答 於是高木說要送西片巧克力,讓西片以為鞋櫃的巧克力不是高木同學送的 就在高木同學拿出小巧克力當作義理巧克力後 http://imgur.com/qSJoD9a.jpg
高木:這邊這個是義理的唷 西片:這一個......? 那鞋櫃這一個是......! 高木:知道那個巧克力是誰送的了嗎? 西片:隨..隨便吧..... 不知道是誰送的也沒關係了...... 太好了西片。情人節快樂! 我為什麼要翻譯這個鬼東西傷害自己_(:3」∠)_ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 123.192.176.254 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/C_Chat/M.1486740455.A.16A.html
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推文又壞掉了XDDDDD
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