作者Zenonia (zenCoin)
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標題[閒聊] 快樂氫化物：醫療報告（神翻譯）
時間Thu Jun 29 20:26:44 2017
台灣好像有人自願去翻譯這個
日常劇情打打嘴砲、開開腦洞還不算難翻
但剛剛看到『醫療報告』這集我跪了
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MH9S8MJ2iQ
最後一句是爆點ww
原文如下
Well, Mr. Watson, we have your lab results back. And, well... You’ve got...
Norovirus, hepatitis, tendinitis, syphilis, And salmonella, sickle cell, a rash we don’t know what it is, And toxoplasma, super asthma, better go call Make-A-Wish. You haven’t got much longer and I haven’t finished half my list!
Your brain’s arthritic, blood’s acidic, dick hole trickles pickle juice, Your pancreas is gangrenous, my God please never reproduce! You’re seizure prone and every bone inside your body’s cancerous. Your joints go backwards, and I lack words to explain how bad this is! (spoken) Except for these words! Your taint’s inflamed, your anus sprained, your every vein is clogged with plaque, Your spine’s a wreck, your throat’s infected from your neck down to your crack!
And all your poop is filled with lupus, All your shit is out of whack! Your heart’s diseased and full of bees a single breeze could end your measly- Life and also measles, weevils, fecal beetles, fetal alcoholic syndrome, chronic symptoms common to medieval people, Your nose is blown, your back is thrown, your cells have unknown chromosomes, And kidney stones and loads of Crohns and toenail cheese and pubic fleas and leaky knees, and athlete’s feet, and trucker’s butt, one twisted nut, your liver
sucks, with any luck you’ll kick the bucket soon enooooough
Also you’re deaf.
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推 Jetstream: 這太強了XDDDD 06/29 20:29
推 reix85: 夭壽www 06/29 20:33
推 ue28: lol 06/29 20:34
推 bnnann: XDDDDD 06/29 20:35
推 skhten: 幹XDD 06/29 20:39
推 lpb: 翻這個的功力好強！ 06/29 20:44
推 dustlike: 媽的很難翻XDD 06/29 20:49
推 fenrirwoof: 又一位抖m翻譯ww 06/29 20:52
推 ra2yuri: 靠wwwww 06/29 20:56
推 shadowblade: wwwwww 06/29 20:56
推 endlessmico: 最後一句 你聾了XDDD 06/29 21:07
推 octopus4406: 好強的翻譯（拍手 06/29 21:10
推 narihira2000: 召喚BMotu~ 06/29 21:13
→ hanmas: reproduce medieval 都翻錯 06/29 21:16
推 StBeer: 你的封包是？ 06/29 21:20
推 l5i9hbba: 真的太強大了 06/29 21:33
噓 DinDing1129: 5/4 06/29 21:39
→ Zenonia: 分類又不是情報文，板上也沒人發過，樓上是在ww 06/29 21:49
推 KHDSN: XDDDDDDDDD 06/29 22:19
推 s1310306: 好強 XD 06/29 22:26
推 dderfken: 媽的很難翻wwww 06/29 23:40
推 ginmokusei: XDDD 06/30 00:20
推 s12358972: 想說最近有個翻影片讓人氣到發抖的某人開始搶這個坑了 06/30 00:48
→ s12358972: 以後想看氰化物的麻煩支持BM大好嗎 06/30 00:48
推 ue28: 氣到發抖的那個tony? 06/30 03:54