●11441 9 5/02 mariandtmac R[K-ON] 小唯被綁票了(;ﾟдﾟ)
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作者: mariandtmac (如天使般的純潔) 看板: C_Chat
標題: Re: [K-ON] 小唯被綁票了(;ﾟдﾟ)
時間: Mon May 2 01:38:55 2011
小憂：Listen, I don't know who you are.
I don't konw what you want.
If you looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
but what I do have are a very particular set of skills；
Skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my sister go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursure you.
but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you,
and I will kill you.
歹徒：...蛤？
至於小唯被綁的反應..可以參照第三集的緒花 ( ′_>`)
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測驗自己是否為蘿莉控 1~3 輕度 4~6 中度 7~8 重度 9~12 喂喂,警察嗎..
1.走在路上比較喜歡看蘿莉 5.想摸蘿莉的頭 9.頭上有蘿莉天線
2.喜歡貓 6.被五個人以上叫過蘿莉控 10.有超過1G的蘿莉圖
3.看過十本以上蘿莉H漫 7.對14歲以上沒興趣 11.偷看過蘿莉內褲
4.知道藍是誰 8.喜歡貧乳 12.閃光都是蘿莉體型
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推 alan99:歹徒: 阿鬼 你還是說中文吧XD 05/02 01:40
推 sdfsonic:小憂變蓮恩大叔了 05/02 01:40
推 windhsu:死了98個人我記得? 05/02 01:40
推 etderain2002:即刻救援XDD 05/02 01:42
→ kylin936:完了 慢了一步=.= 05/02 01:44
推 tsunamimk2:連恩無雙! 05/02 01:45
推 Leeng:pursue? 05/02 01:45
→ windhsu:錯字有幾個啦，不過挑出來沒意思 05/02 01:45
→ mariandtmac:我只是複製的QQ 記憶力沒這麼好w 05/02 01:46
→ windhsu:蘿霸你這樣不行，要背好以備不時之需 05/02 01:47
推 softseaweed:If you "are" looking for ransom 05/02 01:55
→ softseaweed:what I do have "is" a very particular 05/02 01:56
→ softseaweed:skills that "made" me nightmare 05/02 01:56
→ softseaweed:這是電影taken的片段嗎? 05/02 01:57
→ HellLex:樓上 是的 台灣譯作即刻救援 05/02 02:21
推 newtypeL9:歹徒：GOOD LUCK～(超大死亡FLAG) 05/02 02:22
推 plutolord:讓我想到...Somebody is gonna get a hurt really bad! 05/02 10:11